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Hey, we’re losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain’t gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain’t gonna f… my wife ain’t gonna make love to me if I got no money!
She’s been letting herself go a bit. I’m saying that because only the bigger girls can get away with the 10 strand pearl necklace as a fashion accessory.
She sure did. Last night I ran out of pearls before I could complete the necklace.
When does Homeland Security begin its investigation of this woman?
When does Homeland Security begin its investigation of this woman?
Yeah, count us out of the bonus talk as well.
~ Harbinger Capital employees
Hey MW,
You do not mind that I call you MW do you? Good, well MW, I do understand where you are coming from thinking that I will be dissapointed. I do have to thank you though, you have made me realize no matter how bad my bouns is, life could be worse. It is all thanks to you, and my imagination as to what you look like naked while your scarfing down a dozen jelly doughnuts.
How’d her tail get around her neck?
Seriously, someone tell me who that Bloomberg anchor is…
Oh, pearls. I assumed it was ten strands of anal beads for tonight’s punishment.
Five roper!
Just type GFY then hit GO!
o did you? you unoriginal prick? kill yourself.
not funny. you are never funny. stop fucking posting and kill yourself.
Every time I see a picture of her, I’m reminded of that silly-ass publicity shot she took with the workingmen in her new office, and am further reminded that in order to have such a high opinion of herself, she must live in a world without mirrors.
Should I jump off the GWB, MW?
So tell me, how are things at MW Advisors this quarter?
She’s stealing my gig…..”All you need is 1 share of stock….these are the solid companies” “And you might even have fun doing it” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXkmwiobC9Q
has she ever lost a vending machine challenge
So in the office today, did MW make you wear a gag ball or shove anal beads up your ass today?
listen up dickfuck (you do not mind that I call you dickfuck) I don’t work at MWA, I’m just a guy at a fund tired of your daily unfunny shit ruining the one thing in my life that brings me joy. get your shit together or gtfo, also nice job getting the bess censor, retard.
Like she can’t do both????!!!! WTF?
multi-stage DDM ftw
Ten strands of anal beads you say? That is some tail. She has obviously made it.
Thinks are just fine here in Omaha. Tomorrow morning your wife’s gonna break it to you that she’s moving to Nebraska and there’s no point in following her. Tomorrow night you can just picture us together in my hot tub full of Blizzard.
No, I like the name dickfuck, but in honesty I am quite partial to assfuck. Since this is the only thing that gives you joy, you obviously have no friends, your family hates you, and your $2k fund is down at least 20% YTD. Quit fucking around on the internet, get back to your ETrade account and make some trades.
meet me at minettas. I’ll be the guy shoving my size ten boot up up your rho and out your gamma. say something unfunny, tired and predictable so I know it’s you.
JBL? Call me.
–Vince
What’s with the hating on MW? Maybe stop hating and make money?
I am sorry, but I am not like you coming in with different guises. So no that was not me labeled as “guest” above. I will give you credit for actually understanding that the R2G is a reference to A2M. Fun and game time is over, now back to your E*Trade and make some winning trades for once.
I don’t make money; I print it.
You two really should just play Super Minetta’s Tavern Glory Hole Sweepstakes. Other than that, I have no concerns.
No, I PRINT IT Bandersnatch. Now go wash my Bentley
Seriously, can this chick just go away.? She makes one right call and all the sudden she knows all. 80K Layoffs?? Dont think so honey, now back to shooting your testosterone
Because she is all gloom and doom. There is no silver lining. In addition to her claiming Wall Street is finished, she adds this:http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-09-30/meredith-whitney-says-u-s-may-face-bailout-for-states-video.html
And similar to her “predictions” of all the banks failing, columnists jump on the bandwagon of horrible scenarios, such as Evan Newmark: http://blogs.wsj.com/deals/2010/09/30/mean-street-advice-for-wall-streets-soon-to-be-fired/
There is no good news? There is no hope? Wall Street has faced crisis before and has risen from the ashes and will again. Americans are working on advanced technologies, for example, 3-d printers, that will change and improve the financial condition of the country.
Once in a while, Meredith could focus on something positive.
@/b/, Rho – Mean-spirited. Check your culture of malice.
She’s on track to be the Elaine Gazzarelli (if you don’t who that is, you shouldn’t be commenting) of the financial crisis, and she’s absolutely shameless about milking every last drop of publicity that she can. Gets on people’s nerves after a while.
she has made more than one right call and this one is correct too. absent QE banks simply will not make what they made in the 1st qtr this year.
this is almost as exciting as the ongoing feud between OptionsTrader and Anal_yst! Acccctualllllyyyy…you all suck
3-D printers?
Reading the two of you (presumably 2010 graduates) go at it reminds me of a DB post by Bess from about a year and a half ago that I think both of you should read.
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/05/we-need-to-have-a-chat-about-commenting-on-dealbreaker/
So because she doesn’t focus on positive things, like 3d printers, she’s lame? You have gone full retard.
On line personal feuds are the NKI.
All this nonsense started by her suggesting that Citi cut their dividend.
What could be said about MW that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan, all bombed up and depleted. Now go back to doing stunts for Lil Richard in Gay Movies
aggressive insider buying from citi?
that she made the “right call” isn’t important. what’s important is that she is a woman and that nobody should be listening to women because they have nothing to say that is worth hearing because they are women. duh!
No, but she should to add value in absolute terms i.e. make recommendations aimed at “creating wealth” rather than being a one-trick biotch. I realize the whole world has jumped onto the “not significantly losing money is the new making money aka NKI”. But seriously, there’s money to made, value to be added, 8′s to fucked, ect, ect. We get it, the world is gonna end in 2012. Stop whinning and do something.
LW3, I agree with all of those points. I’m just sick of this guy and today just had enough. You know he’s not funny. I doubt if English is even his first language, nttawwt, there’s a weird lack of contractions. and no, thanks though, I got my degree over a decade ago.
s there anything worse than this snarling bitch that shoots out crystal ball predictions faster than Gandolf the fucking wizard?
I believe James Grant from the Interest Rate Observer states it best:
“The very best investors don’t even try to forecast the future. Rather, they seize such opportunities as the present affords them.”
Meredith Whitney may be a bright banking analyst and perhaps she’ll ultimately be proven right regarding the downward banking stock price trajectories, but like all bold forecasters, she must live by the crystal ball, and die by the crystal ball.
DEAR DEALBREAKER COMMENTERS:
ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA PAY. YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL-LICKERS. WE’RE GONNA FUCK YOUR MOTHERS WHILE YOU WATCH AND CRY LIKE LITTLE BITCHES. ONCE WE GET OUR TAILS AND FIND THOSE D.E. SHAW FUCKS WHO ARE NOT EVEN IN THE GENERAL REALM OF GENIUS, WE’RE GONNA MAKE EM EAT OUR SHIT, THEN SHIT OUT OUR SHIT, THEN EAT THEIR SHIT WHICH IS MADE UP OF OUR SHIT THAT WE MADE EM EAT. THEN ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKS ARE NEXT.
LOVE,
MITCH AND OPTIONSTRADER
“3-D printers?”
forget it he’s rolling
Mitch,
Take a Xanax pill.
Mitch,
You are kind of a weird guy.
- Jay and SB, CFA
Contractions?
Rho 2 Gamma is the new Anal_yst.
Holy shit Optionstrader, that may be the most civil post you’ve made in quite some time.
- guy waiting for options trader to comment on: owning me/having me run his tickets/ sodomize me, my mother, or some other woman in my life/taking over the world with his immense wealth and superior financial accumen/ trying to reignite the west coast-east coast beef harder then tupac ever did
Just a note to let you all know that I’m getting effing carpal tunnel syndrome because of all the pacts I’m signing with investment bankers these days!
-Satan
Managing Partner
Beelzebub, Lucifer and Belial, LLC
Lake of Fire, NY
Handjob is the new sex.
touche
Uh, Elaine Garzarelli.
Other than that, I have no concerns.
This guy’s def not funny, but I don’t think I’d be telling anyone I only have a size 10 foot….
Sorry but I haven’t–http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/14/technology/14print.html
Also s/h/b printing not printers, my mistake.
In any event, I never said she should exclusively focus on this technology of 3-D printing.
Funny, if I made a comment that included Lisa Marie Falcone, you would have fully understood. What does that tell you?
Read it LW and good pointing out, but I find it easier to ignore /b/ as he is nothing but a statistic. Oh sorry, I meant to say, I’ll ignore him.