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Money. Sex. Power. Betrayal. The Name Of Eliot Spitzer’s Penis. YOU DON’T KNOW THE REAL STORY.

Here are a list of things we know about the “rise and fall of Eliot Spitzer”:

* Attorney General

* Went after a lot of people on Wall Street

* Governor

* Fucked a prostitute named Ashley for $2,000 an hour

* Used the name of a campaign contributor when paying-to-lay

* Used the Mayflower Hotel in DC for many a romp

* Known in the hooker community for wearing black socks during sex

* Big fan o’ the raw dog

* Has made an enemy out of former madame-cum-gubernatorial candidate Kristin Davis

Seems pretty comprehensive but apparently….

Oh! We don’t know the REAL story? What in god’s name could the REAL story entail? Is it a next level of bad? Are we talking…furry friends?  Also, is this how we’re going to find out the SteamRoller has a name for his penis– which you know he does, and it’s shocking none of the girls have dished on this topic yet– like, I don’t know, the Dungeon Master? Or KRONG, all caps, a name that exudes power? Or, wait for it, The DumpTruck? Do weigh in.

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67 Responses to “Money. Sex. Power. Betrayal. The Name Of Eliot Spitzer’s Penis. YOU DON’T KNOW THE REAL STORY.”

  1. Guest says:

    He was into Cleveland Steamers, Blumpkins and his wife was a total kunt!

  2. Wtf says:

    i can’t wait for the aim movie review of this bess

  3. Beth,

    Hot dogs are always pre-cooked. The term “raw” is misleading. Not surprisingly, children are often noted as enjoying “raw dogs” due to their accessibility and the lack of preparation needed to enjoy them.

    -Citigroup, Risk Management, Specialist

  4. Moe Lester says:

    I used to kick it with spitz on the reg.

  5. AmericanBandersnatch says:

    It’s called the Octagon. His testes are James Westfall and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

  6. Echo says:

    Bess and Jess and Ash go to the cinema. You have to make this happen.

  7. Kenny Powers, CFA says:

    So he had to pay for the sex, AND pay for the hotel room?

  8. Anonymous says:

    “Jess and Bess” gchat review of this PLEASE

  9. Anonymous says:

    He calls it the Eggman.

  10. Guest says:

    It is simply, “Mr. Spitzer”

  11. Guest says:

    Furries!!!! I’m so hoping for furries!!!

  12. Mark Itcall says:

    The Eggman? Nah, how ’bout “the Walrus”…

  13. Mark Itcall says:

    The Eggman? Nah, how ’bout “the Walrus”…

  14. Mark Itcall says:

    The Eggman? Nah, how ’bout “the Walrus”…

  15. Guest12 says:

    Spitzer is like any other men, what he really wanted is shown on this utube video here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUEhNnk7om0

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