• 23 Sep 2010 at 9:29 AM

Opening Bell: 09.23.10

Bill Gates Tops Forbes Ranking Of 400 Wealthiest Americans (Bloomberg)
With estimated assets of $54 billion. Warren Buffett ranks second in the U.S. with $45 billion, according to the list published yesterday. The number of list members whose wealth declined this year is 85 compared with 314 in 2009, while wealth increased for 217 members. The total worth of the 400 rose by 8 percent to $1.37 trillion, still below the 2008 total of $1.57 trillion.

Warren Buffett: We’re Still In A Recession (CNBC)
Warren Buffett tells CNBC that by his own “common sense” definition, the United States is “still in a recession. In a taped interview with Becky Quick, Buffett says, “I think we’re in a recession until real per capita GDP gets back to where it was before.” While Buffett continues to believe the U.S. will eventually emerge from its economic downturn, “We’re not gonna be out of it for awhile.”

SEC Blasted On Goldman Probe (WSJ)
At a Senate Banking Committee hearing Wednesday, Mr. Kotz was questioned about the timing of the Goldman suit. He responded: “It would strain credulity to think it was coincidental.” He added: “I can’t give you a conclusion right now, but it was suspicious.”

Boehner’s Business Ties Cut Both Ways (WSJ)
Mr. Boehner, a sharp dresser with a two-pack-a-day habit, sometimes gets referred to around Capitol Hill as Don Draper. “I’m still who I am. I’m a businessman. I can’t be something I’m not. No apologies. Zero,” Mr. Boehner said in the recent interview, smoothing his hair before heading to a political event…Addressing a perennial source of jokes, Mr. Boehner says his dark complexion is natural, similar to that of his mother and four (of 12) siblings. “I have never been in a tanning bed or used a tanning product,” Mr. Boehner said. His staff showed a high-school group photo where he has the darkest face in Moeller High’s all-male class.

Jack Welch: Obama Administration Is “Anti-Business” (CNBC)
The government should make it easier for companies to invest and expand but instead they are hampering business, according to Welch. “I still maintain that the economy’s been terrible and they have not done things to move the economy forward,” he said. “He’s there a month and he vilifies Las Vegas… he kills the hotel business,” Welch said.

Elizabeth Warren: No More “Fooling” People For Credit Firms (CNBC)
The intent of the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is not to make life tougher for banks but rather better for their customers, the organization’s czar, Elizabeth Warren, told CNBC. “The truth is I don’t care about the title. I want to get to work trying to get this agency going because that’s what middle class families need. We’ve got a broken market,” she said. “It’s a political assessment that I just have to say I don’t know and I don’t think much about it. The part I care about is getting the agency started.”

Katy Perry Kicked Off The Street (NYP)
On Monday, a clip from the November 3 episode of “Sesame Street” featuring Katy Perry singing a very vanilla version of her song “Hot N’ Cold” went viral and people went berserk.It seems that Katy’s cans were way too prominent for some parents. And now, TMZ is reporting that because of the influx of complaints (such as “my kid wants milk now”) “Sesame Street” producers have decided not to air the segment.

Lehman Sees Bankruptcy Plan Confirmation In Q1 (Reuters)
They’re “optimistic.”

Banks Value Social Responsibility More After Crisis (Reuters)
“The change is good on the financial side. The change that’s more important is on the cultural side,” Bob Diamond told the Clinton Global Initiative.

Friended For $100 Million (WSJ)
Mark Zuckerberg plans to announce a donation of up to $100 million to the Newark schools this week.

Comments (15)

  1. Posted by Yeah Right | September 23, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    morning

  2. Posted by Guest | September 23, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    At the point in the video where Becky straightens up and thrusts her chest forward a bit, she’s basically telling Warren she’d bang him for a share of BRK.A.

  3. Posted by Mr. Market | September 23, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    Maybe its been too long since I’ve watched Sesame Street, but when did they move from an actual live-action set to a cartoon backdrop? The new Sesame Street now seems like Nickelodeon produces it (do they?). Is that what the children of today are into?

    No wonder parent’s complained about Katy Perry’s breasts; because its now a cartoon backdrop, the characters are zoomed into and now occupy like 70% of the screen. On the old street, because it was, you know, an actual set and not a green screen, you would NEVER notice a womans breasts, they would only occupy ten pixels on the television.

  4. Posted by SlowerLower3rd | September 23, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    That is quite possibly the most racist thing I have ever read. Check yer motifs.

  5. Posted by el stupido | September 23, 2010 at 2:40 PM

    Mr. Hooper had some pretty nice man boobs as I recall.

  6. Posted by Anonymous | September 23, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    A member of Boehner’s staff actually pulls out a picture to show that he had a dark complexion in high school? That made my morning. Speaking of high school, I imagine he had a rough time of it with that last name.

    http://proposition13.blogspot.com/2010/09/vitria-invisible.html

  7. Posted by Dick Sweatt | September 23, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    Yeah….like he had a “name” problem in high school.

    Dick Sweatt

  8. Posted by Richard Trickle | September 23, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    You have nothing.

    –Dick Trickle
    #90

  9. Posted by Super Shiela | September 23, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Riffiring to brists as “kins” is sixist and objictifyes a succissful woman’s ifforts in a myle diminited wuld.

    -A. Drury
    Minhittin

  10. Posted by Guest | September 23, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    Welch has Alzheimer’s disease. Or is just an idiot. “I’m talking specifics!” No, you’re using anecdotal evidence. Erroneous!

  11. Posted by Scarred for Life | September 23, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    You guys are pussies.

    -Phil Manutts
    Jesuit High School
    Souix Sainte Fort Falls, SD

  12. Posted by Milksteak | September 23, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    First a no-homicide month of March, now this? Never was a fan of Zuckerberg before but props on the donation.

  13. Posted by Yeah Right | September 23, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    Kate Perry? Who is this person and why should I care?

  14. Posted by trojan | September 23, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    dingo stole my Druries

  15. Posted by trojan | September 23, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    Fact: Katy Perry named her cat Kitty Purry.

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