Also, his top pick is McDonalds, if you’re looking for some ideas.

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  1. Posted by Parrot Bay | September 21, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    douche

  2. Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    prove to me that she is not a full-blown alien with a horizontal vagina.

  3. Posted by Sheilaf | September 21, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Lia LaPoser

  4. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | September 21, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    completely unrelated, but, has anyone else noticed that the FOMC announcements since late 2001 have all essentially boiled down to “aw, fuck it, we’ll just print our way out”?

    -guy with an abnormal sense of humor

  5. Posted by OptionsTrader | September 21, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “Pit Boss” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

    He should learn from his parents mistakes – try using some birth control.

  6. Posted by trojan | September 21, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    I’m just saying, what works on planet Gelgamek isn’t necessarily goin’ to work for the rest of us here, on Earth. You see? That’s the problem we’re having here.

  7. Posted by Size | September 21, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    I agree with Billy Bass, or whatever her name is, I don’t believe him.

  8. Posted by Chuddy | September 21, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    looks like she was smashed in the face with a frying pan……..booooiiinnnnggggg!

  9. Posted by SlowerLower3rd | September 21, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    Lights off. 9mm with 2 bullets. 1 black glove. 1 thick pillow silencer.

  10. Posted by J. Daniel Wright | September 21, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    That gonna work out like IOC? That stock dropped 20% after he pumped it a few months ago.

  11. Posted by Chuddy | September 21, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    Blue Horseshoe loves Asian Broads and Happy Endings

  12. Posted by Hater | September 21, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    No one likes this

  13. Posted by plang | September 21, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    labouf is a terrible actor. he was absolutetely ridiculous in the last indiana jones movie. swinging through the jungle on vines!who is he related to to get in the movies? …another nicklous cage!

  14. Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    you’re related to merissa ree, aren’t you?

  15. Posted by Guest | September 21, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    LaBeef Capital Scores once again!

  16. Posted by Jim Cramer wannabe | September 21, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    Didn’t he say “the fundamentals of iStar look fucking awesome”?
    -Guy who only watched Transformers for Megan Fox alone time.

  17. Posted by Johnny Cash | September 21, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    If she was smashed in the face with a frying pan, she would have a huge andy pettite nasal hump from the trauma. So instead, genetics probably played a role in your observation.

  18. Posted by Johnny Cash | September 21, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    Does Shia have incredible hair or what

  19. Posted by auto-translator | September 21, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    “incentivized” his trading coaches to “make him some coin?” I believe that in LeBeouf-speak that means “I blew them through the glory hole for multiple protein milkshakes”

  20. Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    Oh yeah! Suck my jagon!

  21. Posted by Jim Cramer Wannabe | September 21, 2010 at 7:44 PM

    Too bad he didn’t have a “Brandon Lee” moment at the end of Eagle Eye.
    -Guy who went there

  22. Posted by bill brasky | September 21, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    First time he has ever been taller than the interviewer… Sure it took a midget even by asian standards but a victory nonetheless.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    You broke the code!

    -Benjamin Strong’s ghost

  24. Posted by CMBS 4-Life | September 21, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    i’m spossed to sit back and listen to this kid ramble about goddamn common equity securities?! he doesn’t even have his goddamn CIMA! goddamn kids and there motor cars…

  25. Posted by Guesty Guest | September 21, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    That Asian correspondant has the worst looking mouth on TV, evah!

    Shia could park one of his Fordham ‘RamVan’s in that badboy….

  26. Posted by JdiJC | September 21, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    Yea, he must be about 5’2″.

  27. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | September 21, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    just wait. i’m already working on a perpetual motion machine, anti-gravity UFOs, and a fool-proof investment plan for the common man.

    my dream, though, is perfect abs in only 5 minutes a day.

    -myself!

  28. Posted by hamburgler | September 21, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    He picks McDonalds for the best rocking Happy Meals nothing more.

  29. Posted by Chip Chipperson | September 21, 2010 at 9:12 PM

    Shia Lebouf? Should be She-a LeDouche if you ask me

  30. Posted by Jimmy | September 21, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    The eh-pih-tome of faggotry.

  31. Posted by Say it Don't Spray it | September 21, 2010 at 9:35 PM

    Really not sure why you all hate on this guy so much. He’s the spittin’ image of you guys as far as the rest of the world is concerned. Food for thought – you do the dishes.

  32. Posted by Elliot Rosewater | September 21, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    Foget about the Gelgameks?! …The Gelgamek vagina is ten feet wide and lined with razor sharp blades.

  33. Posted by soi | September 21, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    Bess flames Brolin for claiming to be a rainmaker, and it turns out Shia-la had to teabag party it to get the real makers to create his thunder.

  34. Posted by Guest | September 21, 2010 at 11:26 PM

    Okay, but what about for the anchor?

  35. Posted by Guest | September 21, 2010 at 11:26 PM

    Okay, but what about for the anchor?

  36. Posted by Guest | September 21, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    Please stop patronizing my client’s stock picks.

    -Raymond James Financial Advisor, CFA, Sherman Oaks, CA

  37. Posted by JokeMangler | September 21, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    Related. Shia is bearish.

  38. Posted by Loafers | September 22, 2010 at 2:51 AM

    Did he say he was a pitcher or a catcher?

  39. Posted by Loafers | September 22, 2010 at 2:51 AM

    Did he say he was a pitcher or a catcher?

  40. Posted by Ro | September 22, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    hes cute

  41. Posted by Ka11a1 | September 22, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Nice tag “short ideas”

  42. Posted by dixsie normous | September 21, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    at the very end of the clip if you listen carefully she says “me love you long time”

  43. Posted by dixsie normous | September 21, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    at the very end of the clip if you listen carefully she says “me love you long time”

  44. Posted by thenewkillingit82 | September 21, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    Im leaving RE PE and opening a Prop Desk with Shia, who’s with me?
    That dude from Fast Money has a pony tail that dreams are made of.

  45. Posted by thenewkillingit82 | September 21, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    Im leaving RE PE and opening a Prop Desk with Shia, who’s with me?
    That dude from Fast Money has a pony tail that dreams are made of.

  46. Posted by thenewkillingit82 | September 21, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    Im leaving RE PE and opening a Prop Desk with Shia, who’s with me?
    That dude from Fast Money has a pony tail that dreams are made of.

  47. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | September 21, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    ha. nice catch.

  48. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | September 21, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    ha. nice catch.

  49. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | September 21, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    ha. nice catch.

  50. Posted by Xxhugexx | January 25, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    well damn his stock pick has only gone up since then, whos laughing now bitches

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