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Shia LaBeouf “Incentivized” His Trading Coaches To Make Him “Some Coin” By Promising Them Visits To The Set Of Money Never Sleeps


Also, his top pick is McDonalds, if you’re looking for some ideas.

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  1. Parrot Bay says:

    douche

  2. Anonymous says:

    prove to me that she is not a full-blown alien with a horizontal vagina.

  3. Sheilaf says:

    Lia LaPoser

  4. completely unrelated, but, has anyone else noticed that the FOMC announcements since late 2001 have all essentially boiled down to “aw, fuck it, we’ll just print our way out”?

    -guy with an abnormal sense of humor

  5. He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “Pit Boss” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

    He should learn from his parents mistakes – try using some birth control.

  6. trojan says:

    I’m just saying, what works on planet Gelgamek isn’t necessarily goin’ to work for the rest of us here, on Earth. You see? That’s the problem we’re having here.

  7. Size says:

    I agree with Billy Bass, or whatever her name is, I don’t believe him.

  8. Chuddy says:

    looks like she was smashed in the face with a frying pan……..booooiiinnnnggggg!

  9. SlowerLower3rd says:

    Lights off. 9mm with 2 bullets. 1 black glove. 1 thick pillow silencer.

  10. dixsie normous says:

    at the very end of the clip if you listen carefully she says “me love you long time”

  11. dixsie normous says:

    at the very end of the clip if you listen carefully she says “me love you long time”

  12. That gonna work out like IOC? That stock dropped 20% after he pumped it a few months ago.

  13. Chuddy says:

    Blue Horseshoe loves Asian Broads and Happy Endings

  14. Hater says:

    No one likes this

  15. plang says:

    labouf is a terrible actor. he was absolutetely ridiculous in the last indiana jones movie. swinging through the jungle on vines!who is he related to to get in the movies? …another nicklous cage!

  16. Anonymous says:

    you’re related to merissa ree, aren’t you?

  17. thenewkillingit82 says:

    Im leaving RE PE and opening a Prop Desk with Shia, who’s with me?
    That dude from Fast Money has a pony tail that dreams are made of.

  18. thenewkillingit82 says:

    Im leaving RE PE and opening a Prop Desk with Shia, who’s with me?
    That dude from Fast Money has a pony tail that dreams are made of.

  19. thenewkillingit82 says:

    Im leaving RE PE and opening a Prop Desk with Shia, who’s with me?
    That dude from Fast Money has a pony tail that dreams are made of.

  20. Guest says:

    LaBeef Capital Scores once again!

  21. Jim Cramer wannabe says:

    Didn’t he say “the fundamentals of iStar look fucking awesome”?
    -Guy who only watched Transformers for Megan Fox alone time.

  22. Johnny Cash says:

    If she was smashed in the face with a frying pan, she would have a huge andy pettite nasal hump from the trauma. So instead, genetics probably played a role in your observation.

  23. Johnny Cash says:

    Does Shia have incredible hair or what

  24. auto-translator says:

    “incentivized” his trading coaches to “make him some coin?” I believe that in LeBeouf-speak that means “I blew them through the glory hole for multiple protein milkshakes”

  25. Anonymous says:

    Oh yeah! Suck my jagon!

  26. Jim Cramer Wannabe says:

    Too bad he didn’t have a “Brandon Lee” moment at the end of Eagle Eye.
    -Guy who went there

  27. bill brasky says:

    First time he has ever been taller than the interviewer… Sure it took a midget even by asian standards but a victory nonetheless.

  28. Anonymous says:

    You broke the code!

    -Benjamin Strong’s ghost

  29. CMBS 4-Life says:

    i’m spossed to sit back and listen to this kid ramble about goddamn common equity securities?! he doesn’t even have his goddamn CIMA! goddamn kids and there motor cars…

  30. Guesty Guest says:

    That Asian correspondant has the worst looking mouth on TV, evah!

    Shia could park one of his Fordham ‘RamVan’s in that badboy….

  31. JdiJC says:

    Yea, he must be about 5’2″.

  32. just wait. i’m already working on a perpetual motion machine, anti-gravity UFOs, and a fool-proof investment plan for the common man.

    my dream, though, is perfect abs in only 5 minutes a day.

    -myself!

  33. hamburgler says:

    He picks McDonalds for the best rocking Happy Meals nothing more.

  34. Chip Chipperson says:

    Shia Lebouf? Should be She-a LeDouche if you ask me

  35. Jimmy says:

    The eh-pih-tome of faggotry.

  36. Say it Don't Spray it says:

    Really not sure why you all hate on this guy so much. He’s the spittin’ image of you guys as far as the rest of the world is concerned. Food for thought – you do the dishes.

  37. Elliot Rosewater says:

    Foget about the Gelgameks?! …The Gelgamek vagina is ten feet wide and lined with razor sharp blades.

  38. soi says:

    Bess flames Brolin for claiming to be a rainmaker, and it turns out Shia-la had to teabag party it to get the real makers to create his thunder.

  39. Guest says:

    Okay, but what about for the anchor?

  40. Guest says:

    Okay, but what about for the anchor?

  41. Guest says:

    Please stop patronizing my client’s stock picks.

    -Raymond James Financial Advisor, CFA, Sherman Oaks, CA

  42. JokeMangler says:

    Related. Shia is bearish.

  43. Loafers says:

    Did he say he was a pitcher or a catcher?

  44. Loafers says:

    Did he say he was a pitcher or a catcher?

  45. Ka11a1 says:

    Nice tag “short ideas”

  46. Xxhugexx says:

    well damn his stock pick has only gone up since then, whos laughing now bitches

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