If you are part of the on-air talent team at CNBC, you must write a book. It’s in the contract. The network knows the people want it and why deny the people the musings of these celebrated raconteurs? It’d border on criminal. David Faber and the Jabroni Pony’s tomes came out last year, Maria Bartiromo has done two in the last three months, we’re told Mark Haines is putting the finishing touches on his memoir, Let Me Tell You What I Really Think Of These People and the latest contribution to literature and understanding comes from Michelle Caruso-Cabrera. You may not know it but this woman has seen a lot in her years in the markets. The nightmare of ’73-’74; the joys of being at the ground floor when JWM was gearing up the boys at Solly; the coke-fueled days riding the Nasdaq like a Thai hooker during the late ’90s, then riding it down. She was cutting her teeth trading EM bonds when most of you were crapping yellow, so maybe consider taking a listen.
This thing comes out October 5th but for those among us who can’t wait another second, why don’t we play a game of “guess what MCC is right about”? You start.
when is this hitting the shelves?
yay titties
Holy SCHNIKEES! They give this slore an actual book deal with an actual publisher?!?
I quit. I am buying arable land, several guns, and enough water purification tablets to get me through the impending apocalypse.
“With a Foreword by Larry Kudlow”……What, Gasbags wasn’t available?
She’s right about 2 things
I have to imagine it would sell an additional 100,000 copies if the top button were unbottoned. +200,000 if the top two were unbottoned.
Don’t forget the Oreos.
I’m saving my hard earned cash for Erin Burnett’s memoirs about her field hockey days
My fee was prohibitive.
Go on and get them out.
Good god. Girlfriend should avoid creating written record of anything she says. Banal.
Good god. Girlfriend should avoid creating written record of anything she says. Banal.
Good god. Girlfriend should avoid creating written record of anything she says. Banal.
I miss Greg.
There’s nobody to fuck with on a slow Friday afternoon.
Bess, can’t you hire someone we can swat around for a couple weeks to break the monotony?
What? No Spanish edition?!
Tits or STFU
The original title was “I’m Good At Three Things: And I’ve Already Done Two Of Those Today”
*sigh*….. oh Erin Burnett…..
*sigh*….. oh Erin Burnett…..
*sigh*….. oh Erin Burnett…..
How old is she? If she was 22 yo in ’73, then she is 59 yo. Damn, she looks good for 59.
No way there’s a linear relationship between cleave on the cover and book sales.
I would bang her eight ways to Sunday………
~Guy who likes to bang CNBC anchors eight ways to Sunday
Also, I am guessing she has a nice hall runner under the hood.
~Guy who prefers bare floors but doesn’t discriminate in regards to hallway runners…….
Ptbomber — it was a joke. She graduated from Wellsbian in ’91. She’s 40,41
She strikes me as more of an inverted Dorito gal
¿Usted sabe, soy derecho. ¡Más prosperidad, menos gobierno.
Disponible en octubre en Encender, Kobo, rincón y e-Griver.
¿Usted sabe, soy derecho. ¡Más prosperidad, menos gobierno.
Disponible en octubre en Encender, Kobo, rincón y e-Griver.
Vajazzeled (sp?) hardwood, letting that freak-flag fly
Vajazzeled (sp?) hardwood, letting that freak-flag fly
Vajazzeled (sp?) hardwood, letting that freak-flag fly
The byotch can barely spit a sentence? who the eff would allow that crap space on a shelf? she still trying to payoff the body work? Still really, really, seriously curious who she been blowin to keep that cush gig…anyone? anyone? Bueller?
You Know I’m Right: Less Suckling at the Government’s Proverbial Teet, More Suckling at my Literal One
You Know I’m Right: Less Suckling at the Government’s Proverbial Teet, More Suckling at my Literal One
We use decimals Stateside.
I’m practicing my motorboating between two extra large down pillows right now in case I ever get the chance.
I’m practicing my motorboating between two extra large down pillows right now in case I ever get the chance.
I’m practicing my motorboating between two extra large down pillows right now in case I ever get the chance.
She’s right about Charlie’s meaty sopressata.
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And his braciole too, fuggetaboutit
Correct; it’s a geometric progression.
Correct; it’s a geometric progression.
DB Should get an intern whose partial duty is to perform amusing tasks for the commentariat.
DB Should get an intern whose partial duty is to perform amusing tasks for the commentariat.
DB Should get an intern whose partial duty is to perform amusing tasks for the commentariat.
DB Should get an intern whose partial duty is to perform amusing tasks for the commentariat.
Dude we already have the premature ejaculating Options Trader. The best part about it is that Breaking Media didnt even have to put him on the payroll.
Dude we already have the premature ejaculating Options Trader. The best part about it is that Breaking Media didnt even have to put him on the payroll.
Dude we already have the premature ejaculating Options Trader. The best part about it is that Breaking Media didnt even have to put him on the payroll.
Dude we already have the premature ejaculating Options Trader. The best part about it is that Breaking Media didnt even have to put him on the payroll.
EYM
Is there a chapter on her breast implants?
When is this shitting the elves?
when does Lon Blarney’s book about rice come out?
YOU KNOW right that I was single handedly responsible for removing fuck face Zachary Kouwe?
But in spite of this favor I do for the community of DB, all the attention and hilarious comments in regards to my scornful and cavalier attitude keep me checking the website. Keep em CUMMING!
this woman has big ta tas I will enjoy to put on wipped creme and suckle her ta tas. nice girl
Will there be a chapter in push-up bras?!
I’m saving my 401k for Erin Burnett’s love life story.
I’m willing to pre-order it even if it takes 40 years in the making.
-Daveciti
just imagine how much larger that rack would be if they didn’t first have to fill up the hole that is left by her missing heart.
I am absolutely blown away by the low brow comments. Michelle is one of the few that sticks to her guns and asks the occasional tough question. Read the book and stop knocking people that actually have accomplished something in their life, you are all goofy losers without a shred of potential in life. Just think about the people that might read your comments, like her family or friends you nitwits. Grow up.
You must be new around here. Welcome to Dealbreaker! And for the record, Michelle is one small step above that nitwit Dennis Kneale in intelectual capacity. How she got a book deal and managed to write an entire book is truly mind-boggling.
Maria Bartiromo has done two in the last three hours.
Maria Bartiromo has done two in the last three hours.
Maria Bartiromo has done two in the last three hours.
Hi Michelle!