“Water pipe burst on London JPM trading floor at 10 Aldemanbury this morning. Not good.”
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Wirrrrp chirp chirp…
…click click wirrrrrp….
(the star team)
And here I thought based on the headline that Jamie Dimon had just entered the women’s bathroom there….
underwater mortgage
“i don’t see anything wrong” aig quant
in soviet russia trading floor floods you
elliott wave
if you were going to make any of these jokes kill yourself
That’s one way of getting rid of the prop trading desk real quick.
I was actually going to come from a different angle.
-Cyntheria
that’s W-E-T
shut up, marv
I’m trading in the rain…just trading in the rain…what a glorious feeling…
That’s what I call excess liquidity.
“have you ever smelled wet carpet?”
Suprised you went there, Bess.
In Soviet Russia, you tell gammaSHORT how to live.
No no no guys, making it rain is a FIGURATIVE term…you don’t actually make water come down on top of you…
Well howzabout that. It used to be that they’d give you a bin liner and tell you to empty out your desk in 30 minutes while security was hovering over you. Now they set off the sprinklers and waterdamage all your property. What will they think of next? Napalm?
should have cleaned those pipes long time ago
Sounds like a discrimination suit in the making
Sorry, I missed.
Shit Jamie, all our trading desks in London are under water.