Vanity Fair is out with its annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world. Last year, Lloyd Blankfein was named numba 1 stunna. This year, something interesting happened wherein he clocked in at dead last. One can’t help but feel as though VF is trying to send a message here. Well guess what, ladies? LCB doesn’t need your mocking pity. Maybe next year, he starts his own list. Also of interest to note in the way off disses is that missing from the list are Maria Bartiromo and Erin Burnett, who last year were deemed the 69th most influential, a position they shared, in addition to the Dollar Dominatrix, who was 86 and David Einhorn, who was 87. For the second year in a row, Steve Cohen and Ben Bernanke were left off because really, what have those guys ever done? Here’s who did get named:

11 Warren Buffett (4)

15 Larry Fink (6)

23 Lady Gaga

30 Jamie Dimon (9)

54 Gretchen Morgenson (with the note that: After being roughed up in one of Morgenson’s blistering accounts of A.I.G.’s demise (some of which she co-wrote with Louise Story), Goldman Sachs chief Lloyd Blankfein compared the experience to being “waterboarded.”)

58 Jay-Z

69 Bill Gross

76 David Tepper

98 WANG CHUANFU (WB’s boy and possible successor)

100 Lloyd Blankfein (1)

Comments (25)

  1. Posted by UBS Sucks GUY | September 1, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    69, dude!

  2. Posted by DoesntlikeLSguy | September 1, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    louise story is awful! you should hear her “i’m your friend and what we’re going to do is important, now tell me all about what happened at your firm” talk.

  3. Posted by UBS Sucks GUY | September 1, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Going on a date with a Nintendo DS is the new JO&C, Lloyd.

    Administrative comment:
    Where the F**k is everyone? Is this new dick-suck thingy preventing people from posting? It just told me that commenting was closed on this thread, WTF?

  4. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    couple of things:

    1. “Where the F**k is everyone?”

    it’s the Wednesday before Labor Day Weekend.

    2. “Is this new dick-suck thingy preventing people from posting? It just told me that commenting was closed on this thread”…and yet here you are? commenting?

  5. Posted by NakedShort | September 1, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    Tell me more about this “dick-suck thingy”

    -B. Frank

  6. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Louise and Gretchen writing together is even more awfuller

  7. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | September 1, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    B. Frank:

    S a D(isqus)

  8. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | September 1, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    “[...] a position they shared [...]”

    Bess, your mind is filthy.

  9. Posted by HipsterFaceSmash | September 1, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    Shut your whore mouth. Bess Levin’s inbox is a god damned national treasure. Treat it as such.

    Thx. in advance.

    Tavern Proprietor

  10. Posted by Guest | September 1, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    He looks so thirsty in that pic

  11. Posted by NakedShort | September 1, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    68 I owe you 1

  12. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | September 1, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    LCB: To paint? Yeah, I love it! Really calms me down. Frogs aren’t purple by the way. Have you ever seen a purple frog?
    LVP: Yes.
    LCB: Yeah. Okay, when? When you were asleep?

  13. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    Just received as a message from Disqus in the comment box on another post:
    “Sorry, we’re undergoing temporarily maintenance.”

    I have the sneaking suspicion that the backend of this and pretty much every other blog out there (Gawker Media, etc.) are run out of a cinderblock apartment complex in NE China. Either that or modern American tech employees can’t speak English. Both scenarios equally likely.

  14. Posted by Guest | September 1, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    I’m willing to bet it’s all the engineering kids that never learned English grammar to begin with, either that or they’re Indian/Chinese/who knows and don’t give a fuck?

  15. Posted by Guest | September 1, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    She’s a little girl, little girls don’t like to go to bars.
    We went to bars when we were kids, remember Slippy?

  16. Posted by STAR | September 1, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    I guess by “people” they mean people people.

  17. Posted by Tall Drink of Water | September 1, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Here’s 50 bucks. Take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.

  18. Posted by numba 1 stunna | September 1, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    unbelievable that bill gross does not rank higher consistently

  19. Posted by Anonymous | September 1, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    pmco is tha ta picture of hallie parker or annie james? could never tell those two rugrats apart

  20. Posted by JerseyShorePatrol | September 1, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    The Situation – ?

  21. Posted by Ruiz | September 1, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    F**cking embarrassing, riding all the way down the street and the guy’s got no f**king shirt on.

  22. Posted by Al C | September 1, 2010 at 8:36 PM

    Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?

  23. Posted by guest | September 1, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    What do you mean “you” people?
    STAR- examine your motives.

  24. Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    It’s Sally Field in her Gidget days. I kinda look like that (or I did 10 years ago)

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