• 16 Sep 2010 at 12:25 PM

Want To Send Your New Spouse A Message Via Cake?

Hey lovebirds! Anyone getting married soon? Want to communicate something to your new husband or wife? Want it to be, “I work all the time and I’ll pencil you in when I can” and/or “I hate you”? Might we suggest the the following?

That’s right it’s a Bloomberg cake! And it certainly says something, does it not? Don’t know much about the story behind the couple who commissioned this particular one (other than the groom’s name, Matthew Kraeger, as it helpfully appears in the stack of papers next to the terminal, and his employer, BlackRock) but we did contact the artist and know that it was ordered last minute by the bride, it cost $1,500 and that it’s a “groom cake” which is apparently a new trend wherein you have your regular cake and then a cake for the groom that’s supposed to reflect his “interests.”

Bloomberg Terminal Cake
[TBN via BI]
Pink Cake Box [PCB]

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  1. Posted by CoveredLong | September 16, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    Finally, I can have my Bloomberg and eat it too.

  2. Posted by Mr. Market | September 16, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    Numerous recent research studies have proved that in order to be successful in the financial markets, the key is to: BUY LOW and SELL HIGH. This BL&SH “theory” has been disputed for decades as numerous investors, specifically the West Coast located PIMCO investment company. Matt Kraeger has utilized this BL&SH theory in purchasing gold nuggests, dwarfs, and making numerous ticks. He implores butterfly theories as well as turtle ways in order to maximize the success of his portfolios. He also utilized the burrito theory in order to obtain a suitable life partner. All young financial industry professionals could learn from this up and coming wipp’r snapper!

  3. Posted by Mr. Market | September 16, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    By analyzing the “research” which I posted above, I have found the groom:

  4. Posted by Guesty Guest | September 16, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    How could something so sweet be so sad!?!?

  5. Posted by Guesty Guest | September 16, 2010 at 4:59 PM
  6. Posted by Guest | September 16, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    What if the groom is also into scat play?

  7. Posted by Festerbottom, Charles | September 16, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    touche, or shall I say, Summer’s Eve?

  8. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | September 16, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    I’ll bet Bloomberg sends his thugs looking for a subscription fee for that cake.

  9. Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    Excellent work.

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    This was a triumph.
    I’m making a note here:
    It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

  11. Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    Does it come with a hottie sales rep?

  12. Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    This cake says “Honey, I’m so glad you have a job as I intend to spend our marriage playing tennis, getting manicures, and fucking the pool boy while you’re working 18 hours a day to keep me happy. And if you ever lose this terminal–or more accurately, the job that provides it–I already have a divorce attorney programmed into my speed dial.”

  13. Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    A groom’s cake is a new trend? I’m pretty sure the trend has been around internationally for a while…and even if not, this is yet just another example of progressive Jew Yorker’s (ht Kenny Powers) following the lead of the southern gentille.


    I also point to New Yorkers pronouncing the Kreme and Krispy Kreme so it rhymes with meme to support my case.

  14. Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    how do you pronounce krispy kreme? i always thought it rhymed with ‘dablicious’.

  15. Posted by Permabachelor | September 16, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    If it floats, flies or…….rent don’t buy

  16. Posted by James Dean | September 16, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    Man you got quite the imagination. Personal life experience?

  17. Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    Happily no–although that imagination may be why I’ve remained (contentedly, so far) single….

  18. Posted by Mr. Market | September 16, 2010 at 8:50 PM

    think “craspy krame”

  19. Posted by Mr. Market | September 16, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    Brilliant! He took down all of his pictures/profile. Fun while it lasted.

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