As part of the settlement, the regulator agreed to allow the Countrywide founder to drop the money in small denominations from his private jet, over a cattle ranch in Montana, where SEC staffers will have 30 minutes to scurry around picking up every ever last bill,** en route to a much needed visit to Fresno, where Moz likes to pop in every now and then for the ego boosts derived from thinking about how many people he and his associates fucked in town. [CNN Money]
**Gotta let him have a LITTLE fun, given how disproportionately harsh the sentencing was to the crime, which people can hardly even remember.
4 Step White Collar Crime Guide:
1) Enrich yourself by defrauding people.
2) Get caught.
3) Use portion of ill gains to pay off regulators.
4) Laugh your ass off.
4 Step Regulator Guide:
1) Masterbate at work.
2) Receive tips regarding fraud.
3) Threaten charges.
4) Receive settlement money, ie, go back to Step 1.
Step 1: Commit and/or ignore fraud by your firm
Step 2: Pay settlements << amount recieved in pay and bonuses
Step 3: Fucking Kill It (read: Mystic Tan)
No ? necessary
Step 1: Commit and/or ignore fraud by your firm
Step 2: Pay settlements << amount recieved in pay and bonuses
Step 3: Fucking Kill It (read: Mystic Tan)
No ? necessary
I wear bowties. Angelo Mozilo wears bowties. I am Angelo Mozilo.
“Reps and warranties? What are those?”
Karma’s a bitch, Moz.
He should drop bags of coins…just to fuck with them.
Well done, my friend.
How about live turkeys at thanksgiving?
Consider your motives?
How has he not cameo’d on Jersey Shore?
CNN Money. Really?
I don’t think that is a good idea.
This wop cocksucker should be covered in gravy and buried up to his neck in a pit bull kennel.
Ha! The old swindler got off easy!