Pop quiz: you’re a 62 year-old financial services executive and you’ve been convicted of fraud, money laundering and conspiracy for your role in a $2.9 billion fraud and sentenced to 25 years in prison, not to mention ordered to pay $2.38 billion. Do you a) sit around moping in your home in the deceptively named town of Carefree, Arizona, waiting to be hauled off to the big house or b) say fuck it, flee to Mexico, and have yourself declared a fugitive? If you’re Rebecca Parrett, pictured, you’re gonna go with the answer b.

Moving along in the scenario, what do you do when you get there? Lay low, for a while? Not draw attention to yourself? Or live it up while you still can? Again, being Parrett, who’s been married 6 times, you go with door number two, which involves facelifts (as you have a 7th husband to bag) and dancing your ass off.

“She was living in the lap of luxury,” Deputy U.S. Marshal Brian Babtist said in a telephone interview from Columbus. “She was having fun, telling people that she was an American who had testified against several people in a large white-collar crime case. She was trying to stay anonymous and using an alias. I’ve heard that she liked to go out dancing,” Babtist said. “She was getting treatments from a Mexican anti-aging doctor regularly. For somebody who’s on the run, it was pretty good.”

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  1. Posted by Chuddy | October 27, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    Looks like Kate Gosslin from the 1980′s……………………

  2. Posted by tits | October 27, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    It *could* be moving. Only if it’s especially warm out.

  3. Posted by Ldjflds | October 27, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    she also looks like danielle chiesi.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | October 27, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    botox, apparently, is not that powerful of a drug…

  5. Posted by Stevie | October 27, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    the mask from Scream?

  6. Posted by indridcold | October 27, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Doctors in mexico? this story is made up.

  7. Posted by Seniorcit | October 27, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    Mozillo would hit it, no doubt.

  8. Posted by Rho2Gamma | October 27, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    No, an Edward Munch mask.

  9. Posted by Rho2Gamma | October 27, 2010 at 7:44 PM

    She wanted to get caught. Failing on epic proportions is the NKI, no?

  10. Posted by Donkey Kong Capital | October 27, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    Was she looking to do the donkey shows?

  11. Posted by Stevie | October 27, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    you obviously don’t watch Eastbound & Down and therefore do not get the “joke”, Greek Letter Dork…..

  12. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | October 27, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    Its the third best sex, after beach and White House.

    - J. Donaghy

  13. Posted by Dk | October 27, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    While I do you from behind.

  14. Posted by HubbyNumber7 | October 27, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    Ohhhh, that is where she is!

  15. Posted by Guest | October 27, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    Who flees to Mexico? They extradite, you can’t tell if your fire diar is from the water or the food, and the villagers don’t respect baseball players…

  16. Posted by Guest | October 27, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    Geez for a minute there I thought you were talking about Suzy Ormond.

  17. Posted by Stevie | October 27, 2010 at 10:01 PM

    I wonder if she started a badass ATV company

  18. Posted by Socratic Method | October 28, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    I’m finding loads of high quality hedge funds down here in need of IR heads/legacy builders…

    –Marjorie K.

  19. Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | October 28, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    Why do I gotta get a hotel room? I have a room here, why can’t I just do you here? Why do I gotta pay for a room too? Ok, I’ll call you back… Cassie, your cell phone sucks!

  20. Posted by Anonymous | October 28, 2010 at 3:21 AM

    She should have gone to Aspen. They have waffles there.

  21. Posted by Anonymous | October 28, 2010 at 3:21 AM

    She should have gone to Aspen. They have waffles there.

  22. Posted by Rho2Gamma | October 28, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    You obviously do not get out much to understand sarcasm.

  23. Posted by Jj | October 28, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    ‘she was getting treatments from an anti-aging doctor regularly’

    The picture is not a good advert for Mexican anti-aging treatments

  24. Posted by Anonymous | October 28, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    Babtist couldn’t say how Parrett financed her life on the run. “I don’t know where the money came from, whether she was getting outside help or she was using the stolen funds from the fraud case,” he said.

    Really?

  25. Posted by Anonymous | October 27, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    I think she was looking for Eduardo Sanchez

  26. Posted by Stevie | October 27, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    She keeps me on time, and I keep her moist in her underpants…

  27. Posted by Shallow Thinker | October 27, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    It would probably be better if she wore the scream mask….

  28. Posted by guest | October 27, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    vagioplasty + fugitive sex is the best sex (besides hate sex, of course, but that goes without saying).

  29. Posted by Anonymous | October 27, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    Securitizing non-existent receivables: fail.
    Fleeing to a dangerous foreign country that HAS an extradition treaty with the US: EPIC fail.

  30. Posted by PTT | October 27, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    I love the world of finance .. it produces more whacky people than rock and roll

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