Authorities Find On-The-Run National Century Financial Exec Rebecca Parrett In Mexico, Bust Up Her Good Time

Pop quiz: you’re a 62 year-old financial services executive and you’ve been convicted of fraud, money laundering and conspiracy for your role in a $2.9 billion fraud and sentenced to 25 years in prison, not to mention ordered to pay $2.38 billion. Do you a) sit around moping in your home in the deceptively named town of Carefree, Arizona, waiting to be hauled off to the big house or b) say fuck it, flee to Mexico, and have yourself declared a fugitive? If you’re Rebecca Parrett, pictured, you’re gonna go with the answer b.

Moving along in the scenario, what do you do when you get there? Lay low, for a while? Not draw attention to yourself? Or live it up while you still can? Again, being Parrett, who’s been married 6 times, you go with door number two, which involves facelifts (as you have a 7th husband to bag) and dancing your ass off.

“She was living in the lap of luxury,” Deputy U.S. Marshal Brian Babtist said in a telephone interview from Columbus. “She was having fun, telling people that she was an American who had testified against several people in a large white-collar crime case. She was trying to stay anonymous and using an alias. I’ve heard that she liked to go out dancing,” Babtist said. “She was getting treatments from a Mexican anti-aging doctor regularly. For somebody who’s on the run, it was pretty good.”

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33 Responses to “Authorities Find On-The-Run National Century Financial Exec Rebecca Parrett In Mexico, Bust Up Her Good Time”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I think she was looking for Eduardo Sanchez

  2. Chuddy says:

    Looks like Kate Gosslin from the 1980’s……………………

  3. tits says:

    It *could* be moving. Only if it’s especially warm out.

  4. Ldjflds says:

    she also looks like danielle chiesi.

  5. It would probably be better if she wore the scream mask….

  6. guest says:

    vagioplasty + fugitive sex is the best sex (besides hate sex, of course, but that goes without saying).

  7. Anonymous says:

    botox, apparently, is not that powerful of a drug…

  8. Stevie says:

    the mask from Scream?

  9. Anonymous says:

    Securitizing non-existent receivables: fail.
    Fleeing to a dangerous foreign country that HAS an extradition treaty with the US: EPIC fail.

  10. indridcold says:

    Doctors in mexico? this story is made up.

  11. Seniorcit says:

    Mozillo would hit it, no doubt.

  12. Rho2Gamma says:

    No, an Edward Munch mask.

  13. Rho2Gamma says:

    She wanted to get caught. Failing on epic proportions is the NKI, no?

  14. Donkey Kong Capital says:

    Was she looking to do the donkey shows?

  15. Stevie says:

    you obviously don’t watch Eastbound & Down and therefore do not get the “joke”, Greek Letter Dork…..

  16. Its the third best sex, after beach and White House.

    – J. Donaghy

  17. Dk says:

    While I do you from behind.

  18. HubbyNumber7 says:

    Ohhhh, that is where she is!

  19. PTT says:

    I love the world of finance .. it produces more whacky people than rock and roll

  20. Guest says:

    Who flees to Mexico? They extradite, you can’t tell if your fire diar is from the water or the food, and the villagers don’t respect baseball players…

  21. Guest says:

    Geez for a minute there I thought you were talking about Suzy Ormond.

  22. Stevie says:

    I wonder if she started a badass ATV company

  23. Socratic Method says:

    I’m finding loads of high quality hedge funds down here in need of IR heads/legacy builders…

    –Marjorie K.

  24. Lewis Winthorpe III says:

    Why do I gotta get a hotel room? I have a room here, why can’t I just do you here? Why do I gotta pay for a room too? Ok, I’ll call you back… Cassie, your cell phone sucks!

  25. Anonymous says:

    She should have gone to Aspen. They have waffles there.

  26. Anonymous says:

    She should have gone to Aspen. They have waffles there.

  27. Rho2Gamma says:

    You obviously do not get out much to understand sarcasm.

  28. Jj says:

    ‘she was getting treatments from an anti-aging doctor regularly’

    The picture is not a good advert for Mexican anti-aging treatments

  29. Anonymous says:

    Babtist couldn’t say how Parrett financed her life on the run. “I don’t know where the money came from, whether she was getting outside help or she was using the stolen funds from the fraud case,” he said.


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