That’s the caption that accompanies the photo at left in this morning’s Post (not available online), which brings up a number of questions such as:
* Two months ago Mr. Joel was reported to be dating an unnamed Morgan Stanley exec, pictured here on the back of his bike. Is this the same woman, simply misidentified as an employee of MS?
* If not, does Billy Joel have a (heretofore) secret fetish for some lady banker ass? After hitting up MS and GS, who’s next? Have the women of JPMorgan and Citi been tapped yet?
* What group is she in?
* Does Lloyd know about this?
* Does Kate Gosselin work at Goldman Sachs?
I can’t even read any new stories today Bess.
I’m still rock hard from yesterday’s MCC video.
This is awkward.
You should see someone about that.
Shia, Shia!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm1lAkWjFVM&feature=player_embedded
Get a tailor
She’s huge
MCC , really?
Other than that I have no concerns
That’s a huge bitch
Meet me at Minetta’s with a bottle of Boone’s Farm
Looks like he’s going for an Uptown Girl
-guy who had to say it
Actually, given that his ex-wife Christie Brinkley (and most of his other girlfriends) towered over him, I think the problem lies with Joel being a midget (i.e. 5’6).
How will I know it’s you?
uptown girl…
like a moped… fun to ride til your friends see you
the size of my tits
1) She looks like a dude in drag; and (most importantly)
2) Where’s Homo Banker?
if an erection lasts longer than 4 hours, you should talk to your doctor…
Wait for it… wait for it… wait for it…..
Eff that. If a chubby lasts longer than four hours I’m calling the Guiness book of world records.
Eff that. If a chubby lasts longer than four hours I’m calling the Guiness book of world records.
You guys are completely ridiculous and I love it!
Lights off, step-ladder raised.
Is that Tax Chic?
At first glance -what’s that saying?
If you have to ask…
-Cornell ’08 (I’ve had to ask)
Not surprising from a state school-educated guy…idiot.
Actually Bess I heard that on Kate Gosselin’s 13th round interview at GS she was just asked one question: “Why?”
She did not get the job.
Actually Bess I heard that on Kate Gosselin’s 13th round interview at GS she was just asked one question: “Why?”
She did not get the job.
Not the same woman. Unless she seriously dieted since the bike pic and BJ didn’t.
Answer: Why not?
I wouldn’t need to talk to the Doctor. I think the nurse could take care of it.
“Why not,” evidently, was not enough justification for her psychotic behavior over the last 4 years.
bravo. great deuce bigalow reference.
“holy shit, it’s bigfoot”
the title really needs to say “…HR Executive” , both chicks have to be HR to be working on the street and think this shit is cool.
That all depends…
Is that von Praag in a blond wig again? I hate it when he “steps out”.
Which one is Billy Joel?
Adam’s apple.
Other than that, I have no concerns.
What do adult diapers have to do with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
Lehman Quant
Thank skirt is so short she almost needs two hairdos to wear it.
-Munson
Even you have no idea what you’re talking about.
Even you have no idea what you’re talking about.
“In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
Through the valley of fear”
…little did he know that in 17 years those lyrics would describe his sex life.
I’ll be holding something in my mouth…
She should shorten her stride. Looks like BJ is having a hard time keeping up.
The whole mint-on-your-pillow thing? Never would’ve happened if it weren’t for Cornell.
Billy says that She’s Always a Woman and an Uptown Girl, but after I saw Scenes From an Italian Restaurant I believe that She’s Movin’ Out and living with The Stranger. He May Be Right in thinking that he’s a Big Shot Piano Man, but soon he’ll be back in Allentown with Captain Jack sailing down the River of Dreams. He has to Tell Her About all of his money before she says Goodnight Saigon in order to put Pressure on her for The Longest Time.
Billy Joel is the Spinner
Nose to nose, his toes are in it.
Toe to toe, his nose is in it.
-The Gas Trader Who Still Has a Job
It doesn’t happen.
Fuck you
Snooki wants smoosh smoosh!
SNOOKI WANTS SMOOSH SMOOSH!
Jesus, that looks like Samantha Jones’s calamitous tranny twin.
Item’s found in her purse:
-1 ounce of chloroform
-1 rag
-1 Picture of Anal_yst (with his address on back)
-Hormone injections.
-1 Anal_yst picture of her and him sharing a non alcoholic Mai Thai breverage in Sandals Resort.
-1 copy of Mrs. Doubtfire film on tape.
-1 M&A pitchbook of Playtex and Old Spice.
Legs are a bit chunky. Otherwise, it’s doable.
Our most recent survey about women showed that 10 percent of male singers interviewed liked women with thin legs. Another 15% preferred muscular legs. Many however, like Mr. Joel, preferred something in-between.
-Manager, Genius Division
DE Shaw
Can we get a more upfront photo than this fuzzy crap? It does not do the lady justice.
*Mark for deletion w/ prejudice.
Kathy Lee Gifford works at GS?
10 PRINT “Billy Joel is a douche”
20 GOTO 10
- High Frequency Trader
Gold ovaries? Anyone?
Ah ha. I see what you did there.
Hello, my name is Kate Gosselin and thank you for seeing me here this morning at “85 Broad”. Um, before we begin with the 1st interview I am a little hesitant to say this but I believe in being direct: Why is the street referred to as”broad” street? You know some people use the word “broad” as a deraogatory slang word for a woman. You wouldn’t do that would you? I think that right off the bat you’d get more business with a less sexist street name on your letterhead. As a mom, I have to front-run my kids to keep them safe. You know, if they see a swimming pool or a new street I have to run in front of them. Like at Halloween, I have to get the candy before they do, you know, front-run them to the door and all. Some parents make snarky looks at me when I do that but do they see the real person, the person with 8 kids? (Looks out window) Funny about New York: I once treated an “Eye-talian” reporter who had a self-inflicted burn on his penis. Oh! Can I say that? I’m sorry. I was a nurse you know. Business? Oh, yes I think I’m pretty good at that. I have had a major television show and numerous spokesperson gigs. Let me ask you this: If I asked all of you for your resumes and then asked you to justify your position here at Broad Street, how long would it take you to get that done for me? I don’t have a lot of time and we have to be efficient. I’m waiting.
Her eyes were like the search beams during a prison escape..
An AIG quant walks into a bar and says, “I’m buying a round for the house and I’ll have 9 shots of the best Scotch whiskey you have for myself!”
Barkeep gets to work and says, “OK, sir, what’s the occasion?”
AIG quant says, “I’m celebrating my first blowjob!”
Barkeep says, “Well, sir, even for that, 9 shots is a lot of whiskey, you know….”
AIG quant says, “Wow, you think I might be able get the taste out of my mouth with fewer shots?”
Keep it in the circus!
Keep it in the circus!
Riding shotgun with a short, washed-out, pill and booze addicted, former pop star is the NKI
-Guy who hasn’t given up on “In Soviet Russia” and had to read all of the above comments to make sure he wasn’t beaten to the punch.
Looks like the Piano Man had a sharting incident and those legs call for a slight dimming of the lights.
sorry, i should take that back. i totally forgot GS doesn’t have an HR dept.
I LOVE YOU JWWANNNAAAMAANNNNN
You forgot to mention that BJ looks so regal in that pic.
At least he’ll never be accused of talking to her chest on purpose.
moped? that’s a donkey!
What’s BJ’s net worth? I’d guess 200m more than you. I’d also guess he can take your girlfriend if he wanted.
- guy who guesses stuff
That picture is missing a leash.
Something tells me you listen to a lot of Elton John.
Yikes, what a beast! Tree trunk legs and horse face to boot.
He can do better than that with the bill fold he carries.
He needs to call me, I’d get better comments!
Debrahlee Lorenzana is next.
Eff that. If a chubby lasts longer than four hours I’m calling the Guiness book of world records.
Yeah, the leash has been Photoshopped out, I think.
You’d think that whoever did that could have fixed her left eye as well.
I don’t think her plastic surgeon or dermatologist could fix anything on that face.