• 20 Oct 2010 at 2:03 PM

Bonus Watch ’10: Morgan Stanley

By Bess Levin

Ladies! Don’t let Meredith Whitney win this one.

“Everyone is depressed today (obviously you saw the numbers). Everyone in equities knows we’re going to get fucked at year-end. It’s going to be bad. Just waiting for the pain.

Comments (17)

  1. 1
    Posted by Rho2Gamma | October 20, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    You get your choice of a Wal-Mart or EBT card.

  2. 2
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    This is worth a write up?

    Go dig up some news, you lazy bitch.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    look on the bright side…it can’t get much worse!

  4. 4
    Posted by the wood | October 20, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    Waiting to fucked is better than being fucked circa now.

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    having an off quarter in equity trading is the new multiple rounds of lay-offs?

  6. 6
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    Both are better than “Waiting to Exhale”

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    isn’t the anticipation worse than the actual act? like pain?

  8. 8
    Posted by Jose Da Dealer | October 20, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Damn my kids aint havin no feliz navidad this year.

    - Jose the 1585 Maintenance Guy / Coke Dealer

  9. 9
    Posted by A. Dupre | October 20, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    In some cases, the act can be far, far worse than the “anticipation.”

  10. 10
    Posted by NakedShort | October 20, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    Let me think about you worrying about your bonus for a second. Ok, I’ve thought about it and I think my response to your worry would have to be “fuck you”. I don’t care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men shitting on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole dick and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog shit one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog shit. The worst shit that you could imagine. AIDS… it’s cool.

  11. 11
    Posted by Anti DB | October 20, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Will trade for food

  12. 12
    Posted by Guesties | October 20, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    Yikes. People is pissed

  13. 13
    Posted by Mort Glickman | October 20, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    You kids just need to work harder.

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | October 20, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    Mack Sucks! Gorman Sucks More!

  15. 15
    Posted by Buyside | October 20, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    Equity volumes down like 30-40%. there is 2x the required capacity at brokers and you guys aren’t earning your cost of capital. I like my MS guys but if you went away tomorrow you would be quickly replaced. Employment is your bonus this year guys.

  16. 16
    Posted by Jwilliams | October 21, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    thanks Beavis…most insightful

  17. 17
    Posted by ifreeman | October 22, 2010 at 2:04 AM

    Where’s fab when you need him?

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