Many of Wall Streets finest traders and investment bankers spend their weekends at the open mic nights of the tri-state area’s finest comedy clubs. Given. But there’s never been a centralized event for the comedic stylings of the industry’s most hilarious financial services hacks. Until now. Thompson-Reuters is hosting a “comedy competition for Wall Street” on November 16 and we feel strongly you should take part. Dick Fuld will be there doing a couple sets he’s been testing out at the Laugh Factory the past few weeks and if you’re nervous, DON’T BE. We’ll all come for moral support.
Think of us as the Charlie to your Sweet Dee and sign up here.
My sweet old grandma used to have a word for guys like this. abortion
guys like what– the awesome charlie?
AIG Quant walks into a bar – says ouch.
Ok, seriously though folks, we’re going to tell some jokes tonight. Who here likes jokes!? (demure claps)
So I see this fine POA at starbucks this morning and figure I’d try legging the spread. Pick up her order and pay market for the combo – turn to her and say, babe, you should see my net notional. That was the closing bell right there.
…you’ve been a great crowd, that’s it for tonight, come see me Tuesdays and Thursdays, and remember: 10 and after is 18 and over.
Megan: Hey, you’re really hardcore, aren’t you?
Mac: Oh, well, you know. I mean, if you really wanna see hardcore… [hands her a piece of paper]
Megan: What’s this?
Mac: That’s the list of doctors I’m gonna kill.
Megan: There’s two already crossed out.
Mac: Yeah, I know.
whats prize for the winner… a job?!
Winners get an iPad, trophy and most important, bragging rights! Only requirement is you work on the street full-time. It’s going to be a serious night of fun.
Moral support from this group = moral support from one’s firing squad
where is the event?
In a remote part of Alaska. But shh, it’s need to know.
In a remote part of Alaska. But shh, it’s need to know.
Event is at Gotham Comedy Club, 208 W 23rd Street. Doors open at 7pm. Be there!
Event is at Gotham Comedy Club, 208 W 23rd Street. Doors open at 7pm. Be there!
Event is at Gotham Comedy Club, 208 W 23rd Street. Doors open at 7pm. Be there!