This afternoon, the last segment of Power Lunch was devoted to discussing a line of underthings for men brought to you by Spanx. Previously women were the only ones lucky enough to be able to purchase a garment designed to suck and smooth rolls, worn underneath clothing, with colleagues being none the wiser. Now that dudes can apparently get in on the fun, it’s time for you to ask yourselves a serious question.
Did seeing Tyler Mathisen’s Before Spanx shot and After Spanx shot make you want to…
a. Run out and buy a pair for yourself before tomorrow’s annual review– TM looked good and you’ll be damned if your ass doesn’t, too.
b. Take a pass, thanks.
c. Unclear– can’t think on account of still being traumatized by TM noting that he doesn’t need the kind with the pouch that ‘enhance your bulge’
d. wild card.
If I were allowed to “Spanx” all over Erin, Drury and MCC, I would lose 10lbs in liquid mass
If I were allowed to “Spanx” all over Erin, Drury and MCC, I would lose 10lbs in liquid mass
What if I have a wait problem?
-Lazy perso
Spanx+Bonobo Pik Toggles are that extra edge I need be a “10″ slayer. Thanx Bess.
Do they come with French cuffs?
- CBS 2012
Can I wear five pairs at once?
~ Dennis Kneale
“it puts the Grey Poupon on its skin!!”
-Tullet Prebon manager
Can someone explain to me why apparently half of Wall St are closet transvestites?
No marker jokes. Not in the mood.
Can I get 5 pairs with an extra-enhanced pouch?
-B. Madoff
Tar Swamp, NC
Isn’t this what Bonobos are for?
-Guy who doesn’t shop at SYMS
You, sir, are obviously an uneducated consumer.
Is there really any other kind of consumer? If people were educated consumers, they would realize they have been pimped out by the marketing firms of this country.
No this was on CNBC in 2010.
“Tyler Mathisen is Vice President for Strategic Editorial Initiatives working closely with CNBC’s Business Development and Marketing teams on strategic initiatives and alliances.”
Tyler, no amount of undergarments will help you with your resume or your fat ass.
Then stop buying stuff.
D. Draper
Am I the only one who digs Trish Reagan? I know she can look a little “dimmed lights” at times but I still very much would.
-Guy who apparently needs validation of his sexual tastes.
Spanx are a rip off as they surely don’t hide my fat arse or gunt.
~Maria
No no, she is top notch and even better after the twins as her ‘fun bags’ are now plump and round.
~ Guy who would pay a lot of money to give her the motorboat
Not Erin. Her partner in life might kick your..you know.
Yesterday, Simon Hobbs asked her if her partner would bid for 10.9 K blue diamond being auctioned by Tiffany and pop the question up.Her only reaction was “My goodness” and pretend she didn’t hear the question.
pics or it didn’t happen
Larry Kudlow ground up a spanx and snorted it. Mark Haines ground up a spanx and ate it. Figure it out, folks.
Tell Sue Whorerra or Maria Bartiromwhore to fix their fucking weight problem.
Tell Sue Whorerra or Maria Bartiromwhore to fix their fucking weight problem.
you’re a moron.