That’s the title of the presentation David Einhorn is giving at the Value Investing Congress, where he’s argued Florida real estate developer St. Joe will have to take impairment charges, and that the company’s Rivertown development “is a moonscape and it doesn’t appear anyone is living there.” [Bloomberg]
Related (?): RiverTown’s homepage, which seems to suggest only one couple has come.

If you touch me the right way I’ll come.
O’Doyle, I’ve got a feeling your whole family’s going down.
“If you build it, they won’t come…” All this time I thought that referred to Serbian manufacturing licencees of Fleshlight products.
-Eastern European Desk Head
A: “If you build it, they won’t come”
Q: What is a chastity belt?
Moving on…I’ll take “Zerohedge Readers are nuts” for $200 Alex.
I am more powerful than any Super hereo: I am “Real Estate Man”!! When I draw up development plans, my supernatural “dumb rays” begin to emit from my body turning hedge fund geniuses into drooling fools and nodding car people.
I am more powerful than any Super hereo: I am “Real Estate Man”!! When I draw up development plans, my supernatural “dumb rays” begin to emit from my body turning hedge fund geniuses into drooling fools and nodding car people.
Most women get pretty crotchety while wearing chasitiy belts.
-Pearl Buck
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Do a Google images on David Einhorn. Look carefully at his hair.
Now ask yourself this question:
Is Mr. Einhorn aware that a dead racoon rests atop of his head?
His toupee is worse than Peter Orszag’s.
One anagram for David Einhorn is Invaded Rhino.
what’s a “hereo”
May we see your credentials please? While the squares you possess on various DE Shaw “football pool” documents are impressive, they unfortunately do not count as comment monitoring skills.
May we see your credentials please? While the squares you possess on various DE Shaw “football pool” documents are impressive, they unfortunately do not count as comment monitoring skills.
I hope he comes out with a sex tape soon.
interesting, as this will be Sarah Palin’s 2012 campaign slogan.
Kayaking in an alligator-infested waterway sounds like a great idea.
what is up with Zerohedge lately? They have become a community of survivalists and conspiracy theorists.
How can I go long the tin needed for their tin foil caps and tin cans of food?
i’ll bet my entire bonus stream in perpetuity that this guy is Rho2Gamma.
So, there’s a real estate crisis in Florida? No wonder Druckenmiller quit.
So, there’s a real estate crisis in Florida? No wonder Druckenmiller quit.
I did not realize David was married to a dude:
http://www.hillel.org/about/news/2008/mar/27mar08_einhorn.htm
Aluminum.
“a personeo who-ee–oh haseo specialeo powereos, dumbasseo.
That’s the name of Spearmint Rhino’s dungeon services.
Its simple math. Jim Carrey proved this long ago. Einhorn = Finkel. Finkel = Einhorn. Einhorn is a man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeM15aA-hr8
Eat your heart out Soros.
-Reflexivity