That’s the title of the presentation David Einhorn is giving at the Value Investing Congress, where he’s argued Florida real estate developer St. Joe will have to take impairment charges, and that the company’s Rivertown development “is a moonscape and it doesn’t appear anyone is living there.” [Bloomberg]

Related (?): RiverTown’s homepage, which seems to suggest only one couple has come.

Comments (25)

  1. Posted by Guest | October 13, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    If you touch me the right way I’ll come.

  2. Posted by Iron Mike | October 13, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    O’Doyle, I’ve got a feeling your whole family’s going down.

  3. Posted by Florescu | October 13, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    “If you build it, they won’t come…” All this time I thought that referred to Serbian manufacturing licencees of Fleshlight products.

    -Eastern European Desk Head

  4. Posted by CoveredLong | October 13, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    A: “If you build it, they won’t come”

    Q: What is a chastity belt?

    Moving on…I’ll take “Zerohedge Readers are nuts” for $200 Alex.

  5. Posted by **Sigh** | October 13, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    I am more powerful than any Super hereo: I am “Real Estate Man”!! When I draw up development plans, my supernatural “dumb rays” begin to emit from my body turning hedge fund geniuses into drooling fools and nodding car people.

  6. Posted by **Sigh** | October 13, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    I am more powerful than any Super hereo: I am “Real Estate Man”!! When I draw up development plans, my supernatural “dumb rays” begin to emit from my body turning hedge fund geniuses into drooling fools and nodding car people.

  7. Posted by Raging Loincloth | October 13, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    Most women get pretty crotchety while wearing chasitiy belts.

    -Pearl Buck

  8. Posted by Site Monitor | October 13, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    *mark for deletion

  9. Posted by Bald_Buster | October 13, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    Do a Google images on David Einhorn. Look carefully at his hair.

    Now ask yourself this question:

    Is Mr. Einhorn aware that a dead racoon rests atop of his head?

    His toupee is worse than Peter Orszag’s.

  10. Posted by Anagram Guy | October 13, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    One anagram for David Einhorn is Invaded Rhino.

  11. Posted by spellfale | October 13, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    what’s a “hereo”

  12. Posted by Dean's Office | October 13, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    May we see your credentials please? While the squares you possess on various DE Shaw “football pool” documents are impressive, they unfortunately do not count as comment monitoring skills.

  13. Posted by Dean's Office | October 13, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    May we see your credentials please? While the squares you possess on various DE Shaw “football pool” documents are impressive, they unfortunately do not count as comment monitoring skills.

  14. Posted by NakedShort | October 13, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    I hope he comes out with a sex tape soon.

  15. Posted by Chuddy | October 13, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    interesting, as this will be Sarah Palin’s 2012 campaign slogan.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | October 13, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Kayaking in an alligator-infested waterway sounds like a great idea.

  17. Posted by Somnambulism | October 13, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    what is up with Zerohedge lately? They have become a community of survivalists and conspiracy theorists.

    How can I go long the tin needed for their tin foil caps and tin cans of food?

  18. Posted by /b/ | October 13, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    i’ll bet my entire bonus stream in perpetuity that this guy is Rho2Gamma.

  19. Posted by I paid $2M for these tix | October 13, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    So, there’s a real estate crisis in Florida? No wonder Druckenmiller quit.

  20. Posted by I paid $2M for these tix | October 13, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    So, there’s a real estate crisis in Florida? No wonder Druckenmiller quit.

  21. Posted by ForeheadSlapper | October 13, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    I did not realize David was married to a dude:

    http://www.hillel.org/about/news/2008/mar/27mar08_einhorn.htm

  22. Posted by buckettrader | October 13, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    Aluminum.

  23. Posted by Hey Rube | October 13, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    “a personeo who-ee–oh haseo specialeo powereos, dumbasseo.

  24. Posted by Whipped | October 13, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    That’s the name of Spearmint Rhino’s dungeon services.

  25. Posted by cfa_CHARTERHOLDER | October 14, 2010 at 4:00 AM

    Its simple math. Jim Carrey proved this long ago. Einhorn = Finkel. Finkel = Einhorn. Einhorn is a man.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeM15aA-hr8

    Eat your heart out Soros.
    -Reflexivity

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