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Eliot Spitzer’s Liason To The Hooker World Has New York Hedge Funds’ Backs

As you may have heard, Kristin Davis, the former madam who supplied Eliot Ness with prostitutes when he was into that sort of thing, is running for governor of New York. She’s previously stated that her qualifications for the job are that she 1) “Was valedictorian of [her] high-school class 2) “Worked 10 years in finance [as] vice president of a hedge fund 3) “Went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from snatchscratch.” Today she elaborated on how her time in the industry helped prepare her for life (her boss was a real slave driver) and what you can expect should you vote Davis on election day.

“Manhattan Madam” Touts Her Hedge Fund Experience In Race For Governor [AR]

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14 Responses to “Eliot Spitzer’s Liason To The Hooker World Has New York Hedge Funds’ Backs”

  1. Pullet-PreBone says:

    Like the rest of us guys, I heard she’s learned that getting the Greek vote is way more expensive than the French vote.

  2. tits says:

    Bess, I love you with all my heart. Be mine!

  3. guest says:

    I don’t get it… how is she not in jail? I thought that selling sex was illegal.

  4. Brett Favre says:

    Lessee….here it is…”Kristin”….555-78……uh..fuck!…..OK….555-765…FUCK!!!! These Iphones have such little numbers. OK…here we go….555-765-87…OH FUCK IT!!!!!…..Anyone got an Ipad?

  5. indridcold says:

    are you sure she was a [her] in high school?

  6. Guest says:

    God help us!

  7. Anon says:

    He’s already turned his back….

  8. They never get old says:

    She looks worse in every picture. KD and Jocelyn Wildenstein, separated at birth?

  9. Guest says:

    The article says she already served her four months.

  10. Guest says:

    “Went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from snatchscratch.”

    Awesome

  11. Not that Guest, the other one says:

    I also heard that she believes Botox and other forms of facial enhancement should be tax deductible…by the look in her pics I think she should use an accelerated depreciation schedule.

  12. Dr. Leakey says:

    She looks like Cro Magnon Hooker in that pic.

  13. Aristarchan says:

    She has a vague resemblance to what I would envision Maria Bartiromo would look like after being rammed through Donald Trump’s School of Beauty. I must admit though, burn a tramp stamp on her and wrap her in leather and she would be king-hell stylish on the back of a Harley.

  14. lothianscot says:

    It is my somewhat superficial impression that this site has become somewhat more adult in the last month or so, nevertheless, learning that Wall Street the very heart of the U.S. financial system is
    evidently the playground of avaricious, lecherous juveniles is disconcerting to say the least.

    The poverty of thought and character is something that needs attention; meanwhile, God protect the
    United States and its other working institutions!

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