Back in August, Emma Lasry, daughter of Avenue Capital founder Marc, released a music video from a track on her debut album entitled “Closet Bitch.” It had it all– an Acura SUV, a cameo by Khloe Kardashian and Emma telling us, “Everybody thinks I’m so sweet…I’m the girl you love to meet…boys want to take me out to eat…but I’ve got a secret no one knows…I’m a closet bitch.” It now appears Ms. Lasry has some competition in the hedge fund manager daughter/singer-songwriter genre. Caroline Jones, offspring of Paul Tudor, may not have a mobile billboard on the side of a truck driving around midtown, but she has produced an impressive body of work for her age (20-ish). Like Emma, much of Caroline’s music focuses on boys but hers is a bit more…soulful. Here’s a sampling of lyrics:

From the track Louise: ‘Honey hair falls in her face…wish that boys looked at me that way…approachable but impossible…she tucks her legs into her chest…the little act that she knows best.’

From the track Heart In Vain: ‘You fight like you make love- with wild abandon…you steal honey from any jar you can get your hands in..I love you…you know it’s true…laugh at your joy, cry with your blues.’

From the track Wild Abandon: ‘If i were your girlfriend would you treat me like your queen? Would you drive me through the backwoods if your four-wheel drive machine?’

And CJ actually has some pretty decent pipes, as demonstrated here. Additionally, Caroline is something of an entrepreneur. On a video on her site she tells us, “Contrary to what the current business paradigms are telling you, this is the best time to be an artist,” and invites fellow musicians and music lovers alike to join the “Clean Dirt Club” where one can share music, get advice and live chat with Ms. Jones, for a one-time fee of $10.99.  For those feeling skittish, she says, “Come on, the dirt’s real clean, what you holding your pretty nose for?”

Comments (32)

  1. Posted by quant | October 14, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    She’s hot, far better looking than Miss. Chunky Emma and Acura!

  2. Posted by LongNWrong | October 14, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    I am buying whatever she is selling.

    - Pension fund rock star

  3. Posted by Anonymous | October 14, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Size bid

  4. Posted by Supraman | October 14, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    Taylor Swift wannabes I can live with. The Emma Lasry thing has got to stop though.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | October 14, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    hold the fk up! from her video on her site (yeah, I went there): “in contrast to what the current business paradigms are telling you…” c’mon, who’s her audience – middle aged bankers?

    oh, and don’t think I didn’t see what you did here: “Would you drive me through the backwoods…” giving sasha grey a run for her money – you go girl!

  6. Posted by Anonymous | October 14, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    Lights on, shades open, neon sign saying “look in my window”, window open, loud animal noises, Emma filming.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | October 14, 2010 at 6:04 PM

    i know she’s singing sweet and soulful lyrics, but all i hear is “kaching!”

  8. Posted by CoveredLong | October 14, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    Given her heritage, she marches to the beat of her own drumstick.

  9. Posted by Anonymous | October 14, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    She’s too pretty and sweet. If she was dressed as a Dom and sang about the sex lives of Bonobos (truly fascinating fo real) I might download a song.

  10. Posted by Evil Banker | October 14, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    I would max out my Chase debit card on that slam piece!

    -Snuggle Sesh

  11. Posted by Guest | October 14, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    KFC does a body good. Who knew?

  12. Posted by Anon | October 14, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    I fucked her two years ago, who wants to hear the story?

  13. Posted by OptionsTrader | October 14, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    Let’s hear it.

  14. Posted by D. Kneale | October 14, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    In case you haven’t heard, I wrote the lyrics to Kelis’ “Milkshake.”

  15. Posted by D. Kneale | October 14, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    A girl? No interest.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | October 14, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    +5

  17. Posted by Anonymous | October 14, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    hope she got her money back from the surgeon for that nose job

  18. Posted by Anal_yst | October 14, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    You know how it goes: pics or it didn’t happen*

    *Video is an acceptable substitute.

  19. Posted by indridcold | October 14, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    expecting a BlueMan group type of thing coming out the Asness’ camp.

  20. Posted by Hedgie | October 14, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    She went to UVA undergrad, right?

  21. Posted by Joke Botcher | October 14, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    I’d hit the King of England so hard that this chick would like it.

  22. Posted by Bottom Bucket | October 14, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    Can’t think of a joke, it’s standing

  23. Posted by trojan | October 14, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    the face says Blake Lively 2.0, but the flowers say some days I wake up with that not so fresh feeling

  24. Posted by guy'd who'd hit that bid | October 14, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    I’d hit that bid, rather

  25. Posted by guest | October 14, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    does anyone know where I can find the lasry video? still haven’t seen it….

  26. Posted by Dude | October 14, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    I’d assume she still goes there if she’s only 20…

  27. Posted by Heart seller | October 15, 2010 at 12:35 AM

    Yeah BI named her number 1. Some of the others aren’t bad…

    http://www.businessinsider.com/introducing-wall-streets-hottest-offspring-2010-2

  28. Posted by Guest | October 15, 2010 at 2:35 AM

    admitting to reading business insider is the new killing it.

  29. Posted by Heart seller | October 15, 2010 at 4:35 AM

    Due to your lame remark, killing you could be the new killing it.

  30. Posted by Guest | October 15, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    She would be hot even if her dad worked at UBS.

  31. Posted by guest | October 15, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    not really competition if they sing in a different genre…and shes in her 20′s emma’s a teenager.

    why are you posting so many sources showing places where she sings but not the live performances of emma..

    one sided.

  32. Posted by el | October 15, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    thanks, dad :)

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