The following elements should be involved (Source: CNBC employee handbook, handed out to all on-air talent on their first day on the job):
* 1 guy in a kilt
* An intense moustache
* A bottle of booze (here’s where you can get creative: could be a $150,000 bottle of whiskey or your favorite flavor of Boone’s Farm, doesn’t matter)
* Questions like, “what have you got in that bushy pouch?”
* A CNBC anchor who goes by the motto “I’m here for the party”
* Lively dialogue such as:
Guest: What I want you to do is put it in your mouth and hold it.
MCC: Put it in my mouth? You shouldn’t say that to me [the suggestion being, you *should* say that to me]
Guest: Keep it in there keep it in there keep it in there
MCC: [Laughing]
Guest: Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it
* Supremely awkward reaction shots of co-anchors
* Confetti!
WOW.
I mean, you couldn’t ask for a more bess levin-friendly segment on cnbc…
Good lord…
MCC hearing “What I want you to do is put it in your mouth and hold it.” from only one guy. first time for everything i suppose.
they’re clearly playing to me, which makes it a lot less fun.
I prefer craft beer.
-Young Professional
I also liked the part at the end when Sue asked him “what do you keep in that little bushy pouch?”, or something to that effect.
“What do you have in that furry pouch down there, and does it taste good?”
from the looks of it, MCC definitely swallows…boom done!
from the looks of it, MCC definitely swallows…boom done!
“What I must do is stimulate it with wood.”
One good pump and a concise greeting combined with solid eye contact will do the trick.
That was awesome.
Gotta watch, that finish can be a bit salty.
Tyler: What’s in your furry pouch and does it taste good?
Mad dog 20/20! Nah seriously, the taste of a single malt (Balvenie 20 port cask or West Indies or Springbank) is almost as good as sex with Angela Jolie. Single Malts are just as complicated as women, have the same bang, smell great and will cost you an arm and a leg! Cheers!
Furry pouch huh…he definitely does not work for GS, but maybe Knight.
You should see the b-roll from this segment, Jim Cramer gives Carl Quintanilla a whiskey enema.
i just jizzed my pants
Definitely not the first time MCC has held some aged Scottish in her mouth.
Um… a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.
This was fun until Covey01 just couldn’t help himself.
“Hello. How are you? Then you get into it”
I like his style.
All it’s missing:
http://animalnewyork.com/2010/10/cumshot-necklace-is-art/
“keep it there keep it there keep it there keep it there”.
On the contraire Scottsman I say you speed that process up, a couple more glasses of that and you’ll have MCC with her face down ass up in the CNBC break room.
I would also like to know.
Isn’t just another sign of your awesomeness?
why do your contributions always, without fail, suck?
why won’t you just die?
You see, that’s your problem. You need to open your throat, relax the jaw, dont forget to cup the balls. You’re never gonna win with those thin bird lips you got there.
Notice the director ordered a “cleave” back-out at starting at 3:17……..
Guy who notices CNBC cleave “back-outs”.
I would hire that scotsman to sell anything.
Why do you without fail get cut off by the bartender every night and end up puking in a McDonalds cup while you sob uncontrollably.
This is coming from the guy that says he fucked Emra Lasry. Get back to work.
Isn’t that what your prostitute said to you after the 5th time of you forcing her to strangle you while you looked up pictures of Barbara Walters on google pictures.
You’ve got a little something brown on your nose there
Who wants a mustache ride?
Is he the same guy on those Castrol think with your dipstick commercials?
Its probably really easy to play tummy sticks with that kilt
Did you see the text box describing the whiskey? “notes of Treacle toffee and soft licorice…hidden depths of sweet sultanas…soft caress of truffles…tastes like pure heaven.” Wowza. If only OptionsTrader could be like that.
Nice work kicking OT when he’s down. You’re not exactly the Richard Pryor of the DB posting world.
- guy who sticks up to bullies anonymously on message boards
Anonymous guy is right, that was pretty weak.
“But it’s not just the spirit… it’s when you put it in your mouth. And I really mean putting it in your mouth, sipping it, holding it long… holding it… and it reveals its inner treasures.”
My humble apologies Opty. I am really very very fond of you. It was an attempt to encourage you to be pure heaven and I am gutted that I failed so miserably in getting that message across. Can you ever forgive me?
xoxo
Also kindly note he went for the grab after the confetti explosion.
Gotta love CNBC saying something like “I hope it doubles in price over your lifetime” like that’s a good return
Don’t forget the white stains on the floor… presumably from the booze.
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