That’s right, rewrite the past because the truth hurts too much.

Fortune: A lot of ink has been spilled on your supposed love affair and subsequent falling-out with Obama. What’s the reality?

Jamie Dimon: We were neither in love nor have we fallen out. I still talk to the folks in the administration. I don’t agree with everything they have done. I don’t disagree with everything they’ve done. He may have close relations, but I am not one of them.

Why Jamie Dimon Doesn’t Expect A Double Dip [Fortune]

Comments (28)

  1. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | October 19, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    Why the long face?

  2. Posted by Acefreely | October 19, 2010 at 3:35 PM

    Demonic

  3. Posted by T_Woods | October 19, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    Interacial relationships aren’t easy to manage

  4. Posted by Lloyd Dobler | October 19, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    If JD isn’t in love with Obama, and they didn’t have a falling out, why was JD spooted in an old trenchcoat, holding up a boombox, playing In Your Eyes?

  5. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    …previously on Gossip Girl…

  6. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    Let alone interfaith…

  7. Posted by Obama | October 19, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here.

  8. Posted by Obama | October 19, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    bc I don’t know how to copy/paste, I will repost…

    as a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here.

  9. Posted by Lehman Quant | October 19, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    Dimon 1, Coon 0

  10. Posted by Chemical-Manhattan Bank | October 19, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    Too bromantic, didn’t read

  11. Posted by wsjevons | October 19, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    Wow. I am . . . speechless.

    Your comment alone validates the need for affirmative action. Something I thought I was against . . .

  12. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | October 19, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
    You’re yes then you’re no
    You’re in then you’re out
    You’re up then you’re down
    You’re wrong when it’s right
    It’s black and it’s white
    We fight, we break up
    We kiss, we make up

    -Currently playing on JD’s iPod

  13. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    JD finally making a break from his Democratic roots and joining those who think over here on the Right.

  14. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    Bam, I love you…I think you’re a terrific prez— but you got clothes like a fuckin’ dickhead.

    -JD

  15. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    Female?

  16. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    Second

  17. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    so who pitched and who caught?

  18. Posted by Anonymous | October 19, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    Which genius titled that Fortune article? It’s just perfect.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | October 19, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    you see, it’s not a relationship when you pay for it…it’s an economic transaction that you hope will end after creating some benefit for your “interests.”

  20. Posted by SomeguynamedAxleROD | October 19, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    That Barry O is one fine peice of ace….i know from experience if you know what i mean dude….

  21. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    That show is about Blake Lively’s cleavage.

  22. Posted by Guest | October 19, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    no you don’t

  23. Posted by tits | October 19, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    what song is that? not up with current trends, among other things …

  24. Posted by streetman | October 19, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    love the “he may have close relations…”, as in, shyeah, as if

  25. Posted by Mr. Blonde | October 19, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    Regrets never having served in the military? Please. That picture with the head band says “I’ve been listening to Mick Jagger music and bad-mouthing my country”.

    Gunny Foley

  26. Posted by Asdf | October 19, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    Did you get lost on the way to the Reuters comment section?

  27. Posted by Wanita | October 19, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    that boys a fine piece of work… He’s a fine piece of ass though to

  28. Posted by Guest | October 20, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    Dimonic

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