Mike Mayo Was Once Stranded Without Cash, Couldn’t Find An ATM, Had To Go To A Deli And Pay A $3 Fee, And Now Citi Is Paying The Price

“The A.T.M.’s are inside the building, tough to find (no signs to point out) and wedged in a corner in a glass room between a vacant store and the stub end of a small newsstand. Moreover, the A.T.M. requires paper envelops for making deposits,” Mayo wrote in his latest report. “In contrast, nearby Chase and Bank of America A.T.M.’S are more sophisticated and do not require the use of envelopes.” [Dealbook]

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37 Responses to “Mike Mayo Was Once Stranded Without Cash, Couldn’t Find An ATM, Had To Go To A Deli And Pay A $3 Fee, And Now Citi Is Paying The Price”

  1. Obum says:

    Mikey, you will get a much better treatment at Ping Cap, I promise.

    – P. ‘the marker’ Jiang

  2. el barto says:

    My fiancée once died after licking a cheap envelope at a Wachovia ATM. After that I started the DOPE campaign demanding our country’s banks Don’t Offer Paper Envelopes.

  3. indridcold says:

    I had sex with your wife!


  4. Fern Mayo says:

    You wish.

  5. Mike says:

    Hey Bess, Your tags make me blush.

  6. Richard Cripples says:

    “A2M Machine” was my college girlfriend’s nickname, I thought it was because she had a lot of cash, it was not until years later that I realized my error. You can read all about it in my new book “Homonyms: A Cautionary Tale”.

  7. Icup says:

    how was the paper in the bathrooms? was it plush?

  8. Guest says:

    But do the Chase and BoA machines have a furry puppet hand that comes out to tickle your pickle?

    –Guy who deposits stuff in Citi ATM machines all the time

  9. d-man says:

    Tags alone make this site worth the visit

  10. Worm says:

    Next on his list of complaints in this in depth analysis report – “And I hate this arc. What the deal with the arc?? I loved the umbrella and they changed it! Sell, sell, sell!!”

    –John Turturro looking em effer

  11. FINagler says:

    Obviously Mayo has never used TD Bank’s ATMs.

    I’d take a Deli ATM over a TD bank ATM anyday

  12. Anonymous says:

    I’m sick of the dirty dirty money I have to touch whenever I use an ATM. Can Mayo do something about that?
    Proposition 13 mayo citigroup mike mayo

  13. Guest says:

    Those are called homeless people and no, Chase and BofA ATMs have those doors that you need a card to open.

  14. Dead_Cat says:

    Bess! Nice girls aren’t supposed to know that term! Besides, it’s more like DVDA.

  15. how can i change my billing info (or am i being stupid, here?)

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