Opening Bell: 10.21.10

No more of this.

Goldman Eyes Its Buffett Tab (WSJ)
The bank is considering paying back a $5 billion investment from Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Inc. that bolstered the securities firm during the worst of the financial crisis, according to people familiar with the situation…One reason for the potential move: Hefty dividend payments of 10% a year on Berkshire’s “perpetual” preferred shares have cost Goldman about $1 billion so far. The payout is equivalent to more than $1.3 million a day—or $15 a second.

Profit At Credit Suisse Slumps (MarketWatch)
The bank reported a 74% drop in third-quarter net profit, falling short of market expectations as its investment-banking arm was hit by lower client activity. The group reported a net profit of 609 million Swiss francs ($633 million) in the latest quarter, compared to 2.35 billion francs a year earlier, while core net revenue dropped 30% to 6.28 billion francs. On a pretax basis, profit fell at all three of its divisions — private banking, investment banking and asset management.

Geithner’s Goal: Rebalanced World Economy (WSJ)
Geithner said he would use weekend meetings of G-20 finance ministers to advance efforts to “rebalance” the world economy so it is less reliant on U.S. consumers, to move toward establishing “norms” on exchange-rate policy, and to persuade others the U.S. doesn’t aim to devalue its way to prosperity.

Guinness Heiress Sued By Hedge Fund Neighbor For Flooding Apartment (NYP)
British brewery heiress Daphne Guinness is being sued by her downstairs neighbors at 995 Fifth Avenue for repeatedly sudsing their $12 million apartment with her bath water. Karim and Tina Samii say since Guinness moved into her $15 million, 4100 square foot apartment in the former Stanhope Hotel in 2008, she’s flooded their apartment four times. The first flooding incident was the fault of Guinness’s contractors, the suit says, but the other three all happened after the skunk-haired style maven left the bath running and forgot to turn it off. Now hedge fund honcho Samii and his wife want a court order barring Guinness from taking baths – as well as over $1 million in damages.

Avenue Capital Group to Raise Fund to Invest in High-Yield Debt (Bloomberg)
The firm has hired Randy Takian from Morgan Stanley to oversee the fund as Avenue looks to diversify its product offerings and potentially raise more portfolios by selling shares to the public, according to people familiar with the decision.

HFT’s Don’t Front-Run Institutional Clients, Study Says (TM)
FYI.

Banks Face Two-Front War On Bad Mortgages, Foreclosures (Bloomberg)
“It’s going to be trench warfare with years of lawyering,” Christopher Whalen said. “The banks can’t afford to lose.”

French Union Calls For ‘Massive’ Strike Next Week (CNBC)
Union leaders meet on Thursday evening to plan their next move. Speaking on RMC radio, Bernard Thibault, head of the powerful CGT union, called for a new day of protests next week. “The government remains intransigent. We need to continue with massive action as soon as next week,” he said. “We will ask the unions for strong action that will allow people to stop work and go on to the streets.”

Buy-Outs Look Set To Divide Private Equity (FT)
David Rubenstein, co-founder of the Carlyle Group, has predicted the private equity industry will be split between the hunters and hunted, as the big global groups diversify by acquiring smaller niche investment companies. “I think more and more of the big firms will become broader alternative asset managers,” said Mr Rubenstein, who declined to comment on the AlpInvest auction. “We’ll see more deals where private equity firms buy companies to bolt on, and start new ones to become broader asset management firms.”

Bair: US Bank Rules To Be Stricter Than Basel (Reuters)
“I have fairly high confidence there will be higher capitalization requirements for systemic institutions,” or large U.S. banks, said Sheila Bair, head of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp, speaking at Harvard University on Wednesday evening. “The standards aren’t as high as many of us would have liked, but they are a big, big improvement,” she said. She added that “I do not agree the new requirements will reduce the availability of credit or raise borrowing costs,” as some critics have charged.

Comments (15)

  1. Posted by LD | October 21, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    Sounds like Ms. Guinness has a faulty overflow drain. If she’s interested I have a few fixtures available on eBay still. See seller, Dykstra86.

  2. Posted by Guestication | October 21, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    $15 / second is killing it. Old, new, middle-aged, whatever.

  3. Posted by tits | October 21, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    Bess, that’s a fantastic picture to open the day with. It’s moving!

  4. Posted by Last Man Standing | October 21, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    while karim samii is a stand-up guy and straight shooter, i don’t think I’d call him a hedge fund “honcho”

  5. Posted by Guest | October 21, 2010 at 2:19 PM

    Wait…Guinness Contractor’s were at fault the first time? Did she setup her bath to pour Guinness to bath in? That would be awesome.

  6. Posted by Hamilton | October 21, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    It was while making love to Tina that I realised how good my plumbing skills really were. As she pulled the curtains to climax I was inundated with smooth, genuine Guiness flowing from the ceiling.
    “whhaaa?” said Tina.
    “Good things come to those who wait” I replied in a heavy polish accent.

    - Guinness Contractor

  7. Posted by Carl Q. | October 21, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    How did this chick ever get a job in the news reporting business? She says “ah” every other word.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/video/marketnews-19148628/kkr-hiring-nine-goldman-traders-for-equities-hedge-fund-video-22560089

  8. Posted by trojan | October 21, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    second chick looks kinda like bess

  9. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | October 21, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    WWI style trench warfare amongst opposing groups of lawyers is the NKI.

  10. Posted by Anon | October 21, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    if by “looks kinda like bess” you mean “looks nothing like bess” then yeah, “looks kinda like bess.”

  11. Posted by Nat | October 21, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    These pipes are clean!

    - Nathaniel Mayweather

  12. Posted by D. Kneale | October 21, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    I can empathize with Ms. Guinness. I’ve been known to take a bath or two, myself.

  13. Posted by Biggs | October 21, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    Karim Samii’s bathroom is the only thing he has that is even close to its high-water mark.

  14. Posted by Dtrump | October 21, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    A plumber was called to woman’s place in New York City to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked dish.

    During the course of the afternoon, the two became extremely friendly. About 6:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing their bedroom shenanigans.

    “That was my husband,” she said, putting down the phone. “He’s on his way home, but is going back to the office around 8 p.m.. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off.”

    The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. “What? On my own time?”

  15. Posted by Bill Cliton | October 21, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    It’s too skin, on the verge of being pedo. I prefer chunkier specimens.

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