1) Asness is currently a Marvel comic book collector, in addition to his duties at AQR Capital
2) As we know from Scott Patterson’s The Quants, as a teenager in on Long Island, Asness was “obsessed with little besides girls and comic books”
3) Also from The Quants, the following image: “Friday morning at AQR, August 10. Asness glanced pensively at a candy-colored array of Marvel superhero figurines lined up along his east-facing window. Spiderman. Captain America. The Hulk. Iron Man.”
4) In a new profile of Cliff out tomorrow in Bloomberg Markets magazine, the manager sits on his desk flanked by said dolls, in a full-page glossy photo.
Okay, give it your best shot.
If you answered “a shield of Captain America,” that’s right! Richard Teitelbaum, who wrote the Bloomberg story called “The Quant Who Won’t Shut Up,” discusses said tattoo in a podcast found here, shamefully admitting to not snapping a pic of the goods.


I “heart” Bess?
I have a tattoo in the shape of a marker — down low.
- P. Jiang
Ahem- it would be “Beth”
lindsay lohan
Letter “A” on each asscheek
A dolphin with a flower in its mouth, riding on the back of a unicorn jumping over a rainbow? It would be awesome to be identical tattoo twins with His Royal Asness.
Wonder Woman’s vagina?
Stan Lee’s bite marks
“Baby got Back-Scholes”
a penguin with a top hat wearing a monocle and holding a cane and a bottle with XXX on it
Viscous animal liar?
First Quadracep
He clearly has the CFA>MBA tatoo. And a Popeye-style anchor
The letter “L” and a matching “L” on his right butt cheek.
Trampstamp that says “Assness”
“Booth Sucks”
On his right forearm, he has a tattoo of a big hairy sick pussy. On his left forearm, he has a tattoo of a much bigger hairy sick pussy.
I like it in the (_._)
I swallow
Call Me!
Thug Life
An asness on his asness
yes. like treacle.
How is the pink scarf? Has he made any money yet?
Tim Geithner, Bob Rubin and Alan Greenspan flipped into a lemon party.
– Tattoo artist with a CFA
Maybe there was a dog but it was so skinny that when it turned sideways people couldn’t see it.
io, you mean Frazzini?
What color marker? haha.
MOM
Additional Parking in Rear
I hear he is going to get a full body tattoo of himself but taller
Choda Boy
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