$$$ Goldman Considers Moving Up Bonus Plan [CNBC]
$$$ A Marshall Plan For Fixing America’s Housing Woes [Reuters]
$$$ Nouriel Roubini: Presidency heading for a fiscal wreck [FT]
$$$ Goldman Sachs employees half-heartedly haze new hire. [This Is London]
$$$ How To Get Ahead In Finance If You’re A Vampire [FINS]
$$$ Guy de Chimay Charged With More Counts Tied to Alleged Ponzi Scheme [Bloomberg]
can’t wait to see all the stupid asians out this weekend with their retarded costumes!
nearly two-dozen housing experts … say a fix must allow many borrowers to stay in their homes, compensate disgruntled mortgage investors and allow banks to take write down loans without causing a repeat of the financial crisis of 2008.”
Gee, why didn’t I think of that?
Barbara Novick, vice chairman at BlackRock Inc: “We want to keep as many people in their homes as possible … keep losses manageable for the banks, but enforce principles of contract law as well.”
Man, too bad they didn’t have this kind of brain power working on the original Marshall plan
long time reader, first time commenter.
was sent a link to this abortion of a story: http://www.businessinsider.com/warren-buffett-todd-combs-darien-castle-point#did-you-notice-his-american-flag-so-warren-buffett-of-him-11
and couldn’t help but thinking it was a cheap attempt at mimicking this, straight down to the starbuck lede: http://dealbreaker.com/2006/09/pardon-me-but-might-i-suggest-greenwich-for-those-whove-given-up-all-hope/
of course the BI version reads like an actual stalker/something out of the national enquirer (his house? really henry?) and the dealbreaker original is funny, original, you know the gist.
not really sure what’s more egregious. the shameless, umpteenth attempt (and utter failture) at getting comstock to sound like BL or how utterly creepy the story was.
Hey Yous Guys. Its me, da smartest mo fo in da journalism business, on a lazy Saturday just trying to break some stones dis morning. Soes I figued dat I would just work da keyboard here sein dat my weenie is all whacked out.
Dis Fox gig is such a drag. I get no fuckin scoops cause nobody talks to me anymore. We got like zero viewers on dis fuckin network. I have to make shit up and peoples is startin to figure out dat my sources are full of shit. I even gets dees guys to hire DK soes I got somebody dat I can get into fights wit and still this gig sucks. I’d go back to print media but dos guys are otta money.
So what does all yous tink a poor guy like mes should do. Drink myself to death? Jump off the Brooklyn Bridge?
Agreed. It’s like someone took Bess and subtracted the intelligence and humor.