In fact, James Woods isn’t sure the economy can be saved at all, an outlook with which his girlfriend silently agrees.
From a couch in the Soho Grand Hotel, James Woods foretells doom. “I think that the economy, and the political system, has literally become such a disaster I don’t know if it’s possible to save it,” he says. “I think we’re headed toward the worst double-dip recession ever in the history of this country. They say the recession is over. Tell that to all the people who are out of work.” He sounds like much of the America riled up with throw-out-the-bums fever this election season. Unlike many gloomy 63-year-olds, however, he’s seated next to a beautiful blonde 24-year-old who’s his girlfriend of five years, and who goes by the name of Ashley Madison.
She sits patiently by and lets him do the talking, as if she were quite used to patiently sitting by. Woods is in town to play Richard Fuld, the last CEO of Lehman Brothers, in the HBO movie of Andrew Ross Sorkin’s Too Big to Fail. The film, he says, opens with the camera zooming up a tower to find Woods as Fuld sitting all alone. “I mean, he was the guy who just completely did not see it coming,” he says, with certain glee. “He was Nero fiddling as Rome was burning.”
One word describes this….MOOBS!
Ashley Madison??? Curious name…..
Dating a 24-year-old for since she was 19 is the once and future killing it.
You can she she’s beginning to pork out. As soon as women hit 22 or 23 they begin their descent to fatdom. This seems to accelerate for the pathetic ones unmarried in their mid 30s.
MEEPS?
No, MOOOOBS!
I am totally buying the fact that James Woods is the man of her dreams (let’s face it most 24 yo women dig 63 yo men, just ask Hef). But I think the article focuses on the irrelevant part of Woods’ career, it’s not Too Big To Fail that will make a spash, but rather Woods’ performance in Kung Fu Panda 2.
That’s not her name, that’s how he met her
Nice tits. Hers aren’t bad either.
Well played sir.
I’m sorry. This is like listening to Sarah Palin telling Ben Bernanke what to do with Quantitative Easing.
Hey James, someone actually casted you in a film and you have a 24 year old girlfriend. If that aint a sign of a bull market, I don’t know what is.
He cheated on his former girlfriend, Adult Friendfinder, with Ashley.
Drama! It’s Jimmy Woods!
Who takes drinks into the ocean, honestly?
That’s really his girlfriend? I thought the chick with him on Entourage was an actress. Fuckin’ aye, James. Fuckin’ aye.
Let me guess, you only drill 8s and up.
Let me guess, you only drill 8s and up.
Don’t let this guy near your credit cards
I work with Ashley Madison. She’s an actuary and she’s staring at him to predict how many more weeks James will be alive. The over/under is 4.
casted?
casted?
Well aren’t you tons of fun.
Well aren’t you tons of fun.
a) he was 58 when he started dating at 19 year old (dating somone ~1/3 your age is the NKI); b) her (stage) name is “ashley madison” http://www.ashleymadison.com/ ; and c) damn, those moobs are old! other than that, I have no concerns…
While none too good looking, apparently Mr. Woods is hung like a horse so there may the novelty f*ck aspect to some of this.
Rho2Gamma is the new options trader
I’m a friend of the girl who works with Ashley Madison. She really is very nice. Full of integrity and earnestness. I know that because she wants me to help her to raise $$$ for some iron and Rare Earth stuff she’s doing
You’re defending Ben Bernanke? Aside from that I have no concerns.
Ashley Madison’s boobs – Too Big To Fail
“Those aren’t buoys”!!
I take drinks everywhere, so naturally I take them into the ocean.
I take drinks everywhere, so naturally I take them into the ocean.
Being an over the hill B-list actor and dating a chubby 24 year old broad is the quasi NKI
I have been trying to carve my own path by trying to be more annoying and juvenile.
With the likes of Sandra Bullock, you are wrong – proof by contradiction.
His girlfriend has nice tits!!!
That salamander has awesome titz.
Or Jennifer Anniston
Legendary comment
Ashley, call me, I’m a real fan of your online work.
Yes. Shakespearen English.
I read his MO has always been finding the youngest and dumbest, fresh off the plane girls in LA. This 24 y/o is prob some white trash junior college drop out from Missouri. Either way, better than pretending to enjoy fucking a 60 y/o wife.
Not the same Ashley Madison.
no HB required, but its still nice for extra pressure
lights off, drinks in hand, motorboating the hell out of those tits.
“ashley madison” in the corner videotaping…
Let me guess, you only drill somalian-looking anorexics with 12inch hips because deep in your heart you really just want a snuggle sesh with a 12 year old boy?
There is fine line, upon the descent into fatdom, where all the weight initially goes to the ass and tits and this is truly a glorious, glorious moment.
No…. really???
Ashley is a good friend of mine. I’m actually partnering with her on a $13B iron ore and rare earth minerals deal that she heard of through a friend.
My bad, you beat me to it. :(
- Guy who also knows Ashley
It’s the Moors you Jackass!
Oooh! Piece of Candy! Oooh! Piece of Candy! Oooh! Piece of Candy!
Well done!
Again the more you comment on things, the more your previous comments start to make sense. It’s not that you’re a bad person – you just persist at succeeding in life which is an inherently insurmountable task. The lightbulb will come on someday though: you’ll come to accept the status quo.
or Angelina Jolie.
Nice touch.
Nice touch.
In the words of the famous Tex Antoine, if you’re being raped you might as well lay back and enjoy it. You fucking tool.
Thanks, now How bout takin your top off?
Desired toplessness reversed in photo. Please fix.
Golf clap..
He’s one fine lookin’ man. No wonder the girls go crazy.
did you get lost on your way to Clusterstock?
did you get lost on your way to Clusterstock?
Where’s the fish?
-brian h.
Watch out. He can hurt you. That’s not a problem for him.
If you don”t have pictures, you don”t know Ashley.
Woods is actually looking to trade up; thus the sexy pose in the interview.
He’s heavy into Viagara.
Will make a killing in the coming double dip.