• 08 Nov 2010 at 12:52 PM

An Itemized List Of Colorful Things Coming To Light Ahead Of The Prince Jefri Bolkiah Trial

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As you may have heard, the case Casa de Meadows, Inc. v. Zaman gets underway today. Prince Jefri of Brunei is suing two of his former advisers, claiming they screwed him out of millions while managing some of his assets. The former’s attorneys have reportedly been trying to keep photos of six life-size bronze “erotic statues” created by artist J. Seward Johnson, which depict the Prince and his fiancée getting it on, out of the trial, over fears they might paint some sort of negative picture, prejudicing Jefri to a jury. Here are a few other items a narrow-mined jury might also take issue with:

* The Prince’s alleged 40-girl harem (who were supposedly once told by an employee of the Prince, “You are whores, and I do not know why Boss paid so much money for you…You are the worst group of whores we have ever had over here.”)

* His 17 children by 7 different women

* His yacht, which is named “Tits,” and its tenders, which are named “Nipple 1″ and “Nipple 2″

* If they have equally colorful names, such as Honkers, his 7,000 luxury cars (604 Rolls-Royces,574 Mercedes-Benzes, 452 Ferraris, 382 Bentleys, 179 Jaguars, and 21 Lamborghinis.)

Sex, Lies And Sultanates [NYM via Dealbook]
Prince of Brunei wants graphic sex statues of himself barred from New York courtroom [DM]

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  1. 1
    Posted by Rho2Gamma | November 8, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    Opulance, I has it.
    -Prince JB

  2. 2
    Posted by Homosaurus | November 8, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    I really wish I could say this kind of thing happens all the time….

  3. 3
    Posted by LordHumongous | November 8, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    ….everyone knows I’m a mutha-f*3kin monster…..

  4. 4
    Posted by Covey01 | November 8, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    I wonder if he has to work for his money? Is it really “money for nothing and chicks for free”?

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | November 8, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    If I’m not mistaken, it appears that it’s the Sultan of Brunei who has all the cars, not our buddy Jefri. And I’m volunteering in the event he needs to reduce his inventory of Lambos…

  6. 6
    Posted by Rho2Gamma | November 8, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Spelling, I has none of it.

  7. 7
    Posted by LordHumongous | November 8, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    I’ve always been a big fan of the name “Honkers.”

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | November 8, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    I’ve been considering using my bonus to have Geoffrey Raymond paint a picture of me going at it with my girlfriend. But this has made me afraid such a thing could come back and haunt me down the road.

  9. 9
    Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | November 8, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    I was misquoted. What I said was, “You are whores, and I do not know why BESS paid so much money for you…You are the worst group of whores we have ever had over here.”

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | November 8, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    What are they doing in that picture above with the black tape strips on it?

    -AIG Quant

  11. 11
    Posted by Guest | November 8, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    I don’t want to know what Ping’s yacht is named.

  12. 12
    Posted by LordHumongous | November 8, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Yeah, but did he ever do the ‘bunga-bunga’ at any of his gatherings?

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | November 8, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    For some reason everyone laughs at the life-size artistic statue of me by my pool that depicts my sex act despite the lack of a partner.

    -Houston Hedge Fund Trader

  14. 14
    Posted by indridcold | November 8, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    oh come on now, you’ve got this one. they’re getting fucked.

  15. 15
    Posted by Black Francis | November 8, 2010 at 7:51 PM

    Jefri! With one F, JEF-RI!

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | November 8, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    Keeping your harem in a plywood room is the NKI.

  17. 17
    Posted by Rho2Gamma | November 8, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    “Just the Tip”

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | November 8, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    wait…..
    Did he say six statues of the same people? Or two people in three different positions?
    Can you move them around into different positions so that he could have an orgy with thyne royal self ?

  19. 19
    Posted by Bigdaddy | November 8, 2010 at 11:43 PM

    - a 40-woman harem and he still wants to marry this chick.
    - he has had statues commissioned of the two of them having sex.

    gentlemen, i give you the f*ck of the century.

  20. 20
    Posted by Geoffrey Raymond | November 9, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    If you like, I can obscure her face. That way it’s evergreen.

  21. 21
    Posted by Geoffrey Raymond | November 9, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    If you like, I can obscure her face. That way it’s evergreen.

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