Breaking: Women Who Date Wall Streeters For Their Money Still Exist

They’ve survived the recession.

One was spotted by a reporter on the Acela last night, who recounted the sighting to a colleague this morning.

Oh so last night I’m on the train, and the girl across from me has like, a Macbook Air, and I just got a Macbook Air. (My laptop melted.)…and she starts listening to music with those earphones where everyone in a 300-foot radius can totally groove to whatever you’re listening to and she was listening to Katy Perry which I would never do. But anyway, the point is, she told me about her boyfriend, who is 27 and works at a hedge fund and who makes, she estimated unsolicitedly, at least two million dollars a year.

[via BI]

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39 Responses to “Breaking: Women Who Date Wall Streeters For Their Money Still Exist”

  1. Tyler says:

    Before you met me
    I was just broke
    But things got kinda heavy
    You gave me the high life
    Now every February
    You’ll say it’s bonus time, bonus time

  2. guest says:

    Acela is still Amtrak.
    Wonder what the BF was us to over the weekend while she was, like, riding the train.

  3. trojan says:

    2mm gets you a choo-choo ticket?

  4. Aryrd says:


  5. MartyMcFly says:


  6. Guest says:

    Well of course. How do you think Roubini gets laid.

  7. Guest says:

    since when does Roubini work on wall street?

  8. Supraman says:

    NY->DC Acela aka: The Dupre Express.

  9. Rho2Gamma says:

    I know this girl that started dating the guy named Phil, and they were flat broke together. Now he is making sooo much money, he has to take out loans to pay taxes.

  10. Guest says:

    This would have been a way, way more interesting story (and deserving of 4 flashing lights) had both girls popped off a couple of Four Loco’s each and started making out to “I Kissed a Girl”

  11. Anonymous says:

    Ha so she tells some one about the mac book air I bought her but not the free anal bleaching sessions at the spa? That is so like her.

  12. Guest says:

    Something was lost in translation.

    27 yr old boyfriend = 45 yr old married guy with kids
    Hedge Fund = David Lerner & Associates
    $2 million comp = $2 million AUM before Lehman filed

  13. fashionmeetsfinance says:

    That girl was me. I’m at least an 8, and he lets me use his chase debit card any time I want.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t he actually too cheap to put her on the Acela? Thought he bought her a ticket on the local or something.

  15. Guest says:

    Something was lost in translation.

    27 yr old boyfriend = stock broker w Jersey accent
    Hedge Fund = Guerreiro Wealth
    $2 million comp = $2 million AUM in variable annuities

  16. Guest says:

    So why’s she on the train?

  17. Guest says:

    Something was lost in translation.

    27 yr old boyfriend = single
    Hedge Fund = OffTheTop Landscaping
    $2 million comp = 2 million trident layers

  18. Anonymous says:

    I don’t think you understand what the sirens are intended to convey.

  19. Nyrebel2003 says:

    When this guy she is dating settles down, it won’t be with her because she is putting all his business on the street. If he is making that type of paper, why is she telling this to strangers? This chick on the train smells like a side-piece.

  20. tranche monkey says:

    by walking into a wall

  21. Guesty Guest says:

    I want to get paid in gum!

  22. wsjevons says:

    Something tells me she met him her current BF on a different type of train.

  23. Doc says:

    I dig the “Drudge” sirens. Thx Bess.

  24. Lewis Winthorpe III says:

    Something was lost in translation.

    27 yr old boyfriend = 42 yr old married man “but he’s leaving her next year”
    Hedge Fund = Big Four Auditor of Guerreiro Wealth
    $2 million comp = he makes more than I do at my $40k PR job

  25. Jimmy says:

    I had a couple of Four Loko’s this weekend while watching Casual Fridays on DVD. Beats riding the train.

  26. Pink Lada says:

    Recession proof whores. Nice.

  27. guest says:

    and so does Bolt Bus. but why would you want to go to either Philly or Baltimore?

  28. Hedgie says:

    wait a min … Train? Hedge fund bf? lost me already

  29. Anonymous says:

    Who t f talks about stuff like this to a stranger on a train anyway?

  30. Guest says:

    $2m comp = hopefully sexing better tail than airhead paralegals (i.e. immature junior college drop outs)

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