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Eliot Spitzer’s Favorite Hooker Is Now A Commodities Trader

In an interview with Deal Journal about his documentary of the former governor, Client 9, filmmaker Alex Gibney mentions that one of the prostitutes featured, who goes by the name “Angelina,” has since left one ho’ing business for another– due to her high-profile clients, she was able to land a gig on Wall Street.

Deal Journal: And now Angelina is a commodities trader?

Gibney: Yes. She had a lot of very powerful clients and I guess they were able to teach her things about the way the market worked.

Angelina being a “working” name, it’s unclear who this woman actually is or at which firm she works but can it be too difficult to find out after a few quick interrogations of all your co-workers? I submit not. (“Angelina,” played by an actress in this clip, told Gibney: “In our second meeting I was rather pushy with him. I was like, we’re going to sit and chit-chat and have a little date here. And it ended up being a nice couple of hours. He’s so smart and so interesting,” she gushes. “I would have my little rants about what needed to be fixed in New York and…he listened.”)

Related: Eliot Spitzer Ended Up With The One Prostitue Who Made Him Work For It
Eliot Spitzer’s Hooker Angelina On Making Him Have Pre-Sex “Chit-Chat”

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Gold digger=Commodity trader? Makes sense to me.
    -Not a hooker fucker, but a fan of their work

  2. Cap'n Obvious says:

    She just switched commodities for her new job. It’s really no big deal.

  3. Doode says:

    Goes blond, cuts her hair – puts makeup on, and no one will be able to tell. Totally doable.

  4. AntiDB says:

    Her Speciality is backwardation

  5. Vamilkshake says:

    No, No, No. An Actress played “Angelina” in the film. It was disclosed at the end of the film.

  6. Guest says:

    pretty good looking broad, she will definitely be easy to recognize, who knows her.

  7. Guest says:

    lights on, tied to the children’s rocking horse, riding crop in hand, chase bank card placed on the nightstand.

  8. indridcold says:

    i didn’t know STD’s were considered exchange traded?

  9. Guest says:

    I still trust the DB commentariat will be able to out her in a matter of hours.

  10. xel says:

    only when done in public

  11. xel says:

    only when done in public

  12. xel says:

    only when done in public

  13. Guest says:

    they weren’t however they were recently packaged in to CSTDO’s…now they’re all the rage.

  14. Guest says:

    they weren’t however they were recently packaged in to CSTDO’s…now they’re all the rage.

  15. Guest says:

    they weren’t however they were recently packaged in to CSTDO’s…now they’re all the rage.

  16. Guest says:

    Her contract requires a 2 and 20 payout to the pimp.

  17. Kathleen Parker says:

    Commodities are interchangeable and there was no substituting this one, he even took his socks off… so I’m told. Kathleen Parker CNN

  18. Pictured above: The lady who Gibney had to hire to read ‘Angelina’s’ testimony. Given the actresse’s performance though, she really needs to think about escorting for real.

  19. Intellectual Masturbator says:

    But she’s also adept at cumtango.

  20. Spmd46 says:

    Sorry, sloppy work on my part.

  21. Eliot Spitzer says:

    STD was done a bit with the credit scare in Ireland and all. But it was a good ride from 8+ up to 12+ for much of the year after the Greece scare.

  22. Vagina Dentata says:

    If you watched the fucking movie you would know that the girl in the picture above is an actor playing the role of Angelina. I expected more Bess.

  23. Anonymous says:

    saw this movie on demand a few weeks back. not usually a fan of gingers on account of of the whole no soul thing, but she was top bucket.

  24. GIRTH says:

    More of a spread trader, I hear.

  25. Du2 says:

    Goes to show… to get ahead you’ve got to give some.

  26. wsjevons says:

    Well done.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Calm the fuck down. I’m so sorry to have not seen the movie. Regardless, Spitzer’s hooker (PLAYED BY AN ACTRESS IN THE MOVIE) is a commodities trader. I trust the readership will be able to find her.

  28. tranche monkey says:

    “I would have my little rants about what needed to be fixed in the cash-settled indexes and the physical delivery contracts, and…the CME listened.”

    -HF commodity trader

  29. Seaman Bodine says:

    Man, this is some boolshit.

    – Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn

  30. Phil_Ashio says:

    Does she suck as much in the new career as she did in the prior career?

  31. Phil_Ashio says:

    Does she suck as much in the new career as she did in the prior career?

  32. D.O.U.G. says:

    There has to be something “sell a teenie, lose your weenie”, dark spreads, salt dome cavern storage, widening of the contango, and utilizing a hot stick and 3way options joke here, but it is too early.

    D.O.U.G

  33. Guest says:

    Ugh, how’d know you it was me?

  34. Guest says:

    I see what you did there…

  35. contango&cash says:

    I heard she’s spreading cracks

  36. Lopg_UK says:

    I’m laughing at those CFA graduates, its not what u know, its who u know, + giving it up.

  37. Jj1 says:

    a whole new meaning to back filling the gap

  38. darkspread says:

    probably blythe …..:)

  39. Tom Tom says:

    I dont get it. Which picture is Spitzer’s whore?

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