In a basement at 200 West late last night, Lloyd Blankfein named the firm’s new partners. Blindfolded and naked, they pledged their devotion to the firm and promised to share in its huge-ass profits. At the stroke of midnight, as a baby seal barked in the corner, they were inducted into the Brotherhood of the Sach. If you see one of the following people on the street, setting off metal detectors within a 5 mile radius with the gold rods in their pants, ask them if they need anything– be it a mint, a fluffer, a mouth to stuff and discard bills in denominations of less than 100 in or a body to walk across so they needn’t dirty their shoes by letting them touch the street. And for god’s sake, BOW DOWN– you are in the presence of greatness.
Chuck Adams
Nick S Advani
William D Anderson
Scott B Barringer
Gareth W Bater
Tracey E Benford
Avanish R Bhavsar
V Bunty Bohra
Stefan R Bollinger
Robert Boroujerdi
Alison L Bott
Sally A Boyle
Christoph Brand
Torrey J Browder
Philippe L Camu
Donald J Casturo
Chia-Lin Chang
Steven N Cho
David T Y Chou
Thalia Chryssikou
Colin Coleman
Kenneth W Coquillette
Cyril Cottu
Massimo Della Ragione
Michele I Docharty
David P Eisman
Harry Eliades
Christopher Eoyang
Samuel W Finkelstein
Matthew R Gibson
Michele Gill
Michael J Grimaldi
Dylan S Halterlein
Elizabeth M Hammack
Dane E Holmes
Ning Hong
Shin Horle
Stephanie Hui
Eric S Jordan
Vijay M Karnani
Christopher M Keogh
Peter Kimpel
Kelvin Koh
Adam M Korn
David Kostin
Joerg H. Kukies
Andre Laport Ribeiro
Geoffrey Lee
Laurent Lellouche
Eugene H Leouzon
Wayne M Leslie
John R. Levene
Leland Lim
Lindsay P LoBue
David B Ludwig
Raghav Maliah
Matthew F Mallgrave
Alain Marcus
Robert A. Mass
Matthew B. McClure
Patrick S McClymont
Dermot W McDonogh
Richard P McNeil
Avinash Mehrotra
Jonathan M Meltzer
Bruce H Mendelsohn
Peeyush Misra
Bryan P Mix
Atosa Moini
Ricardo Mora
Ezra V. Nahum
Nigel M. O’Sullivan
Nirubhan Pathmanabhan
Jonathan M. Penkin
Michelle H. Pinggera
Dhruv Piplani
Dina H. Powell
Sumit Rajpal
Ganesh Ramani
James H. Reynolds
Stuart Riley
Karl J. Robijns
Craig Russell
Luke A. Sarsfield III
Stephen B. Scobie
John C. Shaffer
Konstantin A. Shakhnovich
Daniel M. Shefter
Michael L. Simpson
Mark R. Sorrell
J. Richard Suth
Jasper Tans
Patrick Tassin de Nonneville
Megan M. Taylor
Teresa Teague
Pawan Tewari
Klaus B. Toft
Kenro Tsutsumi
Richard Tufft
Toshihiko Umetani
Jonathan R. Vanica
Philip J. Venables
Simone Verri
Daniel Wainstein
Kevin A. Walker
Robert P. Wall
David D. Wildermuth
Chang-Po Yang
Alan Zhang
Xing Zhang
To: Blankfein’s 110 angels
Keep up the God’s work!
More importantly what percentage of the new partners are tribe?
That wind whipping around the skirt of 200 West this afternoon? ‘Twas God, sighing with great relief.
We will to be trying, thank you!
Please to be moving your apostrophe. Thanking you!
Jasper Tans and Mark Sorrell, really?
So much for the best and brightest
Would the following people please report to Washington:
William D. Anderson, Avanish R Bhavsar, Chia-Lin Chang, and J. Richard Suth
Your desks at the US Treasury Department are now ready.
Would the following people please report to Washington:
William D. Anderson, Avanish R Bhavsar, Chia-Lin Chang, and J. Richard Suth
Your desks at the US Treasury Department are now ready.
Wtf…I had to get all the way to Eisman before a jew was named?
Wtf…I had to get all the way to Eisman before a jew was named?
so how much will they be making from next year?
- A guy who still thinks that regular employee > partner at GS.
Can an MD in back office become a partner?
they will correct misspellings?
Yes
These names represent the new target client list for the Emperors Club.
After all I did for them? This is an insult.
Chang-Po Yang, he he, he.
If their golden junk sets off metal detectors, then that shows that they are not real partners.
Can’t believe none of my buddies in Ops made it.
As a Liberal, I find your comment disgusting bigoted and shameful. Avarice, Greed and Financial Chicanery happen to be an intricate part of a certain group of people and religion from the Middle East’s Rich and Celebrated Golden Cultural Heritage.
Hence, as along as the perpetrator is of “protected” or “chosen people” decent they are not committing fraud but actually enriching through “cultural diversity” the life’s of the victims.
You should truly be disgusted with yourself.
As a Liberal, I find your comment disgusting bigoted and shameful. Avarice, Greed and Financial Chicanery happen to be an intricate part of a certain group of people and religion from the Middle East’s Rich and Celebrated Golden Cultural Heritage.
Hence, as along as the perpetrator is of “protected” or “chosen people” decent they are not committing fraud but actually enriching through “cultural diversity” the life’s of the victims.
You should truly be disgusted with yourself.
Think anyone calls him Laurent Ledouche?
Tits or GTFO
I am on my way to partner, LLoyd tapped me as worthy after my answer 47th interview……
Not sure guy, sounds like he is being sarcastic.
Will V Bunty Bohra and Konstantin A. Shakhnovich please report
to HR. There’s been a horrible mistake.
LB
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
Whoa there buddy! CurrencyTrader, Anal_yst, and myself are already competing for the must useless contributor here to DB. Two’s company, three’s a crowd, and four’s means GTFO.
Sorry Rho2, lets meet at Minnettas to discuss. Being number 4 is the NKI.
By the way, do you know first year Toolbox capital analyst numbers??
42
Dane Holmes = largest guy on Wall St
Anyone of these muthafuckahs could of stolen my DINNER!!!
-Guy who KNOWS he’s in better shape and more attractive than anyone on the list
Those people wer rumored to be front-runners for the achievement some time back.
Bwahahahahaha Oh you kill me, you really do.
What do I have to do to make you love me???
More TARP?
Looking aside while you make $100MM trading against your clients?
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Will they correct grammar?
So those are all LB’s children? Different mothers? So racially he’s pretty cool?
German name != Jewish
German name != Jewish
Bow to me slaves……….
They’re not literally his children. They’re the Little Blankfein Urban Achievers – inner city managers of promise but without the necessary means for a solid-gold scrot. So Mr. Blankfein is committed to sending all of them to Greenwich.
This is very Jesusistic. Appointing new disciples and stuff to go out and spread the gospel. And so close to the holidays. Blankfein is like God come to earth, expanding the loaves for all. So long as Romans and Pharisees don’t show up, it’s all good.
…and proud we are of all of them ……….
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Who cares?
Didn’t you get the memo? They are the tribe and we are the serfs. They are the chosen elite, the super caste, and they own us and our Congress and Presidency. That gives them a right to steal our assets, our pensions and soon to be our social security.
Typically lame Loser-ism from someone who obviously never cleared the interview @ GS and had to settle for the Brave New second best.
Truth is – it’s beyond the scope of this lifetime at least, for you to get within licking distance of their glorious gilt-lined Ass cracks :D
When the JEWS had fully integrated into GERMANY, they were tricked into relocating to the desert blooming a flower location, Israel. BUT, they were sunk, those boats filled with elderly men, women and children. HOUSE OF ROTHSCHILD wanted the Middle East and so did Alexander the Great. We know what he said about the attempt to own the Cradle of Civilization by those who do not understand UNIVERSAL TRUTH: freedom is not a word for only those who manufactured the idea of MONEY.
DIGITAL DEBT SINCE 1956, or thereabouts, whenever the IBM was FREE TO THE REPUBLIC AMERICA. However, those same old cannibals of old who dress up their RUNNING DOGS (see list of GOLD SACHS FRAUD LINE UP), and pretend we are 17TH Century, is a story to be finally told as an old one time to end.
. . . . CANTOR as a RUNNING DOG to the ALPHA DOG master of his running tongue in mouth not shut:
Rasmussen today told the Financial Times that Nato would not be singling out Iran’s ballistic missiles. This is designed to win the support of Turkey, the most easterly member of Nato, for the defence shield. “We do not want to single out particular countries. More than 30 countries already have or are aspiring to acquire missile technologies with a range that can hit Nato territory. So there is no need to single out or name specific countries, because this is an evolving threat.”
UH OH WHAT TO DO WHEN NATO WON’T GET THE MIDDLE EAST FOR THE HOUSE OF ROTHSCHILD, et al. (Bush, Cheney, Clinton, et al).
“RUNNING DOGS” and of course the ALPHA masters who cause poly-addicted non-humans to be completely brain dead and this is what leads the “free world!?”
As a Liberal, you should be disgusted with yourself and the current President, who is destroying our great country. Congrats to the Goldman partners for being capitalists and for making money and screw you to the liberals like you who would rather sit on your lazy ass and do nothing while people who are smarter and harder working than you subsidize you. If you want something, work hard for it, like the Goldman partners do, instead of being a whiny bitch who does nothing!