Over a year ago, at the height of the campaign to Hate on Goldman Sachs, Lloyd Blankfein issued an edict to employees: “do not be seen living high on the hog.” As a partner, Richard Kimball knew he had to set an example for the younger guys and girls and followed Blankfein’s demands to a tee. When he threw โ€œa series ofโ€ topless parties in the Hamptons, he did so in the privacy of his Southampton rental. When he enjoyed the company of some lady friends following his divorce from Pete Peterson’s daughter Holly, he did so in the elevators of his building on Jane Street. And when he threw an alleged “naked-themed” Halloween party this October, we’re told it went down at a “secret location” not disclosed to guests until 10PM that evening. Basically, he’s showed the utmost of discretion, demonstrating to the rest of the firm how you show people a good time without making a spectacle. And yet.

According to the Post, Goldman has been considering de-partnering the Kimballer, a painful process that brings mental anguish and shame on the de-balled. Fingers crossed this is a vicious, baseless rumor, and that Lloyd and Co do the right thing.

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  1. Posted by Chuddy | November 30, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    Naked-themed Halloween party gives a brand new meaning to ‘bobbing for apples’

  2. Posted by covey01 | November 30, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    I wonder what costume Richard was wearing? B-Day suit? Some things just go too far, even for GS!

  3. Posted by ErnieEnastos | November 30, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    Richard Kimball is a pussy.

    -Keep fuckin that chicken!

  4. Posted by Drink_her_pretty | November 30, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Standing around with fellow co-workers wearing nothing but a mask and cape while discussing CDOs is the NKI

  5. Posted by tits | November 30, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    Did he ever sell that house of his?

  6. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    which house?

  7. Posted by Dr Kimball | November 30, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    I didn’t kill my wife!

  8. Posted by LEH Quant | November 30, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Then how do they know it’s you at the door?

  9. Posted by Pump_and_dump | November 30, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    We’ve been disguising ourselves as a hedge fund for years, thus Halloween is daily occurrence for us.

    Phil

  10. Posted by Intellectual Masturbator | November 30, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

  11. Posted by Southern Gent | November 30, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    Next they’re probably going to accuse him of killing his wife too.

  12. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    thank you for that. no one has ever made that joke on a Richard Kimball post before.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    What is the point of becoming partner if you cant have naked parties? It reminds me of an old Chinese proverb: Man who own all goats, can not fuck goat in public -Sun Tzu

  14. Posted by Lloyd | November 30, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    He should be de-partnered. His fucking should focused exclusively on clients of the firm.

  15. Posted by The One Armed Man | November 30, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    Yes, you fucking did!!!

  16. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    Looks like my Christmas tree won’t be the only thing getting “de-balled” come January…

  17. Posted by Short, But Long | November 30, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    We’re going to play a wonderful game called… “Who is my daddy and what does he do?”

  18. Posted by POd | November 30, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    If he had shoved a 2 x 4 up his ass he could have attended the party as a popsicle.

    -Guy With a Short Fuse Today

  19. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | November 30, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    You forgot the second half of that proverb: “…but man who has no goats has no goats to fuck.”

  20. Posted by Intellectual Masturbator | November 30, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    My bad. Let me try another angle and see if this is any funnier…

    “Listen bitch. I know your address. I’m one bridge over.”

    -V. Borker

  21. Posted by MIB | November 30, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    Hey, slick, shouldn’t I get paid everytime one of you says that line of mine?

    -Tommy Lee Jones
    San Saba, TX

  22. Posted by Anonymous | November 30, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    Your reply reminds me of an old Chinese proverb: Man who finishes other man’s proverb likes to finish other men. -Sun Tzu

    but seriously, your reply makes sense, thanks

  23. Posted by Intellectual Masturbator | November 30, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    Nice job piling on there. You’re a profile in courage.

  24. Posted by Chuddy | November 30, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day……

    Man who masturbates into cash register cum into money………

    Man who finger girl while on period get caught red-handed……..

    Man who walk through airport security sideways going to Bangkok……

  25. Posted by Abbey Joseph Cohen | November 30, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    My invite must have been lost in inter-office mail.

  26. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    v good.

  27. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    Not bad, but you forgot to capitalize Firm. 7/10

  28. Posted by waitasecond | November 30, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    Hey, isn’t Richard Kimball the name of the character Harrison Ford played in that Shawshank movie with Tommy Lee Jones and the one-armed dude? That’s funny.

  29. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | November 30, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    That’s DOCTOR Richard Kimball.

    - Dr. Richard Kimball

  30. Posted by Intellectual Masturbator | November 30, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    Well played, Sir.

  31. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    Nicely done.

  32. Posted by Richard Cripples | November 30, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    It is good for girl to meet boy in park. It is better for boy to park meat in girl.

  33. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Another LEH quant?

  34. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    A guy whose name spawns a half-dozen nicknames invoving “dick” and “ball” shouldn’t have a problem finding another job on Wall Street.

  35. Posted by recko | November 30, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    In his case ? Peyronies Well, it’s either him or WJ Clinton.

    “OHHHH, Hi Dick”

  36. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    Man who go to bed with itchy butthole wake up with smelly fingers….

  37. Posted by Gentleman Trader | November 30, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    man who stand on toilet, high on pot

  38. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    The password is “Fidelio”.

    -Nick Nightingale

  39. Posted by nw | November 30, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    Prudence and Joie De Vivre are just nightclub dancers

  40. Posted by MD | November 30, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    You can be de-partnered for having a hot wife.

    Peruse the Greenwich Times summer party gallery pics of the dogs these guys marry….

    Wise up kids, make your $ million, move to LA /OC or EU and get some babes, IB past MD involves ZERO pussy.

  41. Posted by Evelyn Davis | November 30, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    That makes two of us.

  42. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    Where are all the clients naked fuck parties??

  43. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    exacts were generally nerds who went ivy — not a lot of dime pieces to have cuddle seshes with in new haven.

  44. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    execs*

  45. Posted by Direct TV Russian Guy | November 30, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    When I hear Mr. Kimball having naked Halloween party.. I jump in it.

  46. Posted by LEH Quant | November 30, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    If you’re naked, isn’t Halloween an oxymoron?

    -LEH Quant

  47. Posted by Guest | November 30, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    masks

  48. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | November 30, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    Its a small fucking neighborhood, for Christ’s sake. How many times do I need to explain??!

    - The Fugitive

  49. Posted by DE Shaw Genius Division | November 30, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    Great observation. We’ve been trying to solve that problem all morning.

  50. Posted by LEH Quant | November 30, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    I mean, passwords are possible. But how do we know you’re not Julian Assange?

  51. Posted by Anon | November 30, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    LOL