Over a year ago, at the height of the campaign to Hate on Goldman Sachs, Lloyd Blankfein issued an edict to employees: “do not be seen living high on the hog.” As a partner, Richard Kimball knew he had to set an example for the younger guys and girls and followed Blankfein’s demands to a tee. When he threw “a series of” topless parties in the Hamptons, he did so in the privacy of his Southampton rental. When he enjoyed the company of some lady friends following his divorce from Pete Peterson’s daughter Holly, he did so in the elevators of his building on Jane Street. And when he threw an alleged “naked-themed” Halloween party this October, we’re told it went down at a “secret location” not disclosed to guests until 10PM that evening. Basically, he’s showed the utmost of discretion, demonstrating to the rest of the firm how you show people a good time without making a spectacle. And yet.
According to the Post, Goldman has been considering de-partnering the Kimballer, a painful process that brings mental anguish and shame on the de-balled. Fingers crossed this is a vicious, baseless rumor, and that Lloyd and Co do the right thing.
Naked-themed Halloween party gives a brand new meaning to ‘bobbing for apples’
I wonder what costume Richard was wearing? B-Day suit? Some things just go too far, even for GS!
Richard Kimball is a pussy.
-Keep fuckin that chicken!
Standing around with fellow co-workers wearing nothing but a mask and cape while discussing CDOs is the NKI
Did he ever sell that house of his?
which house?
I didn’t kill my wife!
Then how do they know it’s you at the door?
We’ve been disguising ourselves as a hedge fund for years, thus Halloween is daily occurrence for us.
Phil
Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
Next they’re probably going to accuse him of killing his wife too.
thank you for that. no one has ever made that joke on a Richard Kimball post before.
What is the point of becoming partner if you cant have naked parties? It reminds me of an old Chinese proverb: Man who own all goats, can not fuck goat in public -Sun Tzu
He should be de-partnered. His fucking should focused exclusively on clients of the firm.
Yes, you fucking did!!!
Looks like my Christmas tree won’t be the only thing getting “de-balled” come January…
We’re going to play a wonderful game called… “Who is my daddy and what does he do?”
If he had shoved a 2 x 4 up his ass he could have attended the party as a popsicle.
-Guy With a Short Fuse Today
You forgot the second half of that proverb: “…but man who has no goats has no goats to fuck.”
My bad. Let me try another angle and see if this is any funnier…
“Listen bitch. I know your address. I’m one bridge over.”
-V. Borker
Hey, slick, shouldn’t I get paid everytime one of you says that line of mine?
-Tommy Lee Jones
San Saba, TX
Your reply reminds me of an old Chinese proverb: Man who finishes other man’s proverb likes to finish other men. -Sun Tzu
but seriously, your reply makes sense, thanks
Nice job piling on there. You’re a profile in courage.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day……
Man who masturbates into cash register cum into money………
Man who finger girl while on period get caught red-handed……..
Man who walk through airport security sideways going to Bangkok……
My invite must have been lost in inter-office mail.
v good.
Not bad, but you forgot to capitalize Firm. 7/10
Hey, isn’t Richard Kimball the name of the character Harrison Ford played in that Shawshank movie with Tommy Lee Jones and the one-armed dude? That’s funny.
That’s DOCTOR Richard Kimball.
- Dr. Richard Kimball
Well played, Sir.
Nicely done.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park. It is better for boy to park meat in girl.
Another LEH quant?
A guy whose name spawns a half-dozen nicknames invoving “dick” and “ball” shouldn’t have a problem finding another job on Wall Street.
In his case ? Peyronies Well, it’s either him or WJ Clinton.
“OHHHH, Hi Dick”
Man who go to bed with itchy butthole wake up with smelly fingers….
man who stand on toilet, high on pot
The password is “Fidelio”.
-Nick Nightingale
Prudence and Joie De Vivre are just nightclub dancers
You can be de-partnered for having a hot wife.
Peruse the Greenwich Times summer party gallery pics of the dogs these guys marry….
Wise up kids, make your $ million, move to LA /OC or EU and get some babes, IB past MD involves ZERO pussy.
That makes two of us.
Where are all the clients naked fuck parties??
exacts were generally nerds who went ivy — not a lot of dime pieces to have cuddle seshes with in new haven.
execs*
When I hear Mr. Kimball having naked Halloween party.. I jump in it.
If you’re naked, isn’t Halloween an oxymoron?
-LEH Quant
masks
Its a small fucking neighborhood, for Christ’s sake. How many times do I need to explain??!
- The Fugitive
Great observation. We’ve been trying to solve that problem all morning.
I mean, passwords are possible. But how do we know you’re not Julian Assange?
LOL