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Lloyd Blankfein: Everywhere You Go, Goldman Sachs Will Be There

Wherever that may be–the Xerox room, the little conference room near the kitchen, your apartment, the laundry room or the ATM in the building across the street!

“The biggest opportunity for us is not necessarily to do more things, but to be Goldman Sachs in more places,” Blankfein, 56, said today in New York at a conference sponsored by Bank of America Corp. About 12 percent of the firm’s revenue came from emerging markets since 2006, Blankfein said.

Blankfein Calls Emerging Markets Goldman’s “Biggest Opportunity” [Bloomberg]

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23 Responses to “Lloyd Blankfein: Everywhere You Go, Goldman Sachs Will Be There”

  1. Carlo Costanza says:

    or the WATCH SHOP!!!

  2. Carlo Costanza says:

    or the WATCH SHOP!!!

  3. chucky sheen says:

    I hope not when I’m taking a shower or on the “throne”.

  4. Artist Slash Actor says:

    Goldman Sachs aspires to be bed bugs?

  5. showwertime says:

    You’ll be paying me for your eliminatons….

    LB

  6. Chicka says:

    We’ll be there whenever and where ever GS needs to be.

  7. Anonymous says:

    GS aka Goldman Stasi.

  8. GueSt says:

    Every breath you take and every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take, I’ll be watching you

  9. indridcold says:

    is Hell considered an emerging market?

  10. The Guestin says:

    The thought of turning a corner, say in the grocery store, and unexpectedly running face-first into a Giant Golden Scrot is disturbing, to say the least.

  11. Jan_Michael_Vincent says:

    Bess – you’re very pretty. Do you ever date the goyim or would your parents gingerly defecate on that type of relationship?

    Also, do you ever party with the dabagirls.com blogger chix or do you just roll lone wolf?

    Thanks.

  12. Alexis Texas says:

    The problem with the ATM in the lobby is that GS is usually the ass and you’re stuck being the mouth.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Just an FYI for those born after 1980: its a lyric from a song by this guy named Sting.

    • DOB 1985 says:

      I thought it was a Diddy (formerly P. Diddy, formerly Puff Daddy) song in memory of Biggie…

      – Guy born after 1980

      • Anonymous says:

        You are correct. I thought it was from the Diddy song too, but I learned from this old guy in a diaper that it was originally sung by this group called “The Police” of which Sting was the lead singer.

  14. Don Draper says:

    ‘Goldman Sachs…try to imagine the world without us’

    – from the GS bailout campaign

  15. ChuckRangel says:

    I picture Lloyd BlankScrot saying this like Daniel Day Lewis under the waterfall in Last of the Mohicans….”Everywhere you go, Goldman Sachs will be there, no matter what occurs!”

  16. Infinite Guest says:

    What I want from each and every one of you is to be Goldman Sachs in every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse on the planet. Like a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.

  17. D.O.B. Pre-1980 says:

    If the diaper bothers you then don’t stand, don’t stand, don’t stand so close to me.

  18. Guest says:

    STFU grandpa.

  19. Dominic says:

    She doesn’t roll lone wolf, but rather Airwolf. You, of all people, should know that.

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