According to a filing, the investigations are looking at “particular investments and trading in securities of particular issuers,” and it’s unclear as to who is conducting the probe (or if it’s related to the inquiry the Securities and Exchange Commission reported last week). One thing, however, is clear.
Phil and the rest of the Falcones don’t need this shit– someone cut them a break! The guy’s fund is down a not insignificant amount, he can’t afford to pay his taxes without borrowing himself some money from investors, said investors are all over his ass about said loan and now regulators, the one group of people he thought he could count on to give him a little breathing room, are on his ass. Everyone is down in the dumps at Chez Falcone– in fact, the only thing getting the couple and their staff of Little People through these trying times is the nightly performances by Wilbur, the family’s singing and dancing pig. And who knows? The way things are going, as their most valuable asset, they might have to trade him, too.
This is a message: LEAVE PHIL ALONE!
Falcone’s Trading Investigated [Reuters]
It never lasts forever… Phil, when you’re in jail toss Lisa my way. I’ll give her a bone. I’m sure she’ll wait for you.
i read somewhere that he has a Muppets take Manhattan tattoo on his left buttock. Bess, is the group of people you’re referring to?
As I said last week I feel like ahit is about to hit the fan at Harbringer
Michigan J Frog > the Notorious PIG
Informally, I can just about fit my entire fist up my own ass.
Screwing Lisa while Phil services a cotton picker in jail is the NKI.
Lisa, when life hands you a Jeffrey, just stroke the furry walls.
the only thing making me happier than the thought of phil falcone going to jail is the reality of steve ratner going to jail
Consider the fan “hit”.
I’M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU’RE AT THE TOP.
-Joshua David
Scene: Manhattan District Court, Courtroom #2
….
Defense attorney: I would like to call to the stand Mr. Wilbur Falcone.
The Honorable Judge Hepplewhite: Although I find the defense’s argument that the defendant’s pet pig obtained the defendant’s password and excuted trades on the defendant’s computer without the defendant’s knowledge somewhat incredulous, I will accept the witness.
I think this chick is missing a toe. no?
I think this chick is missing a toe. no?
that outfit will do great on a bankruptcy administrator -run auction of personal belongings
Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
-Spaniard
I see nothing wrong here.
I know a thing or two about informal investigations. Please follow me to the conference room.
- P. Jiang