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The basketball star expressed his intentions to race against Harvard’s top rowers in a four with Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, and Paul Pierce…Of course, the appeal of this race has little to do with the historical legacies of the two franchises. Just think of all the intrigue that would surround a competition such as this. Would Shaq fit into the boat? What seat would he row? Would any of them be good? (Personally, I think Garnett, Allen, and Rondo have potential.) Could the Celtics manage to stay afloat or would they finish the race (or the warm-up) with a Charles River baptism?
[Crimson via Daily Intel]

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White men can’t jump = black men can’t swim?
Are they going to go the entire middle passage?
They aren’t going to bother rowing. Those men are all giants. They will simply jog down the Charles River while laughing at the Harvard team.
Harvard men never lose at anything.
Everyone Knows Black people can’t swim
i can’t wait for the follow up story a year from now when their waspy fiances are popping out 3ft half and halfs.
Thank you, that was udderly devine.
I’m pretty sure ABC already has a stable of corporate sponsors for this ongoing TV show.
http://abc.go.com/shows/shaq-vs
Except for those pesky gender discrimination lawsuits.
Better competion–how many Harvard pussies can Shaq and Co. pound in one hour–male or female…
Are you a Winklevoss?
Yeah. No one go calling Shaquille O’Neal a mick.
Neigh, thank you for cowntinuing the animal puns – they have become few and far between, but the resistence lives. Vive la Vache!
Imposter! Get your own handle! Or at least write something really witty.
Perhaps you guys can get together for drinks?
–”Guest” in the first instance, wiping a tear of joy from his eye because he was able to bring two like-minded people together with his initial comment
There have to be jokes about strokesides, head races and bump races to crack but, as y’all know, I am not Richard Prior and can’t think of any that are clever enough to post (leave it alone). I will be forever in debt to any of youse who can pop (leave this alone aussi) a ROFLUTS comment for me. Thx. xoxo
It’s Harvard, not Arizona State. The number of girls hot enough to interest an NBA player is zero.
Hey! Dark- skinned brothers is comin’ back!
-Nate Robinson
Hey! Dark- skinned brothers is comin’ back!
-Nate Robinson
Don’t get too excited, probably just a red herring. Dulce de leche!
I put the gimp in “gimp seat.”
Who the hell is this?! Stop pretending you’re me and I’m pretending to be you!
Who the hell is this?! Stop pretending you’re me and I’m pretending to be you!
Who the hell is this?! Stop pretending you’re me and I’m pretending to be you!
Who the hell is this?! Stop pretending you’re me and I’m pretending to be you!
Read all of these comments with the voice of Stewie from the Family Guy in your head. Scary.
Meet me at Minetta’s. I’ll be the guy that you think is you. Punch yourself in the face so I know it’s you.
I did it and it wasn’t scary- it was scary awesome.
Rondo will cox.
They should row across the Atlantic and see who makes it alive.
See. That’s. Just cold. Cold. You’re a complete asshole. You are.
Fucking hilarious, though.
Solomon is not free :(