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Stephen Schwarzman Gives World Yet Another Reason To Want A Piece Of This

When one considers the many, many reasons to admire Stephen Schwarzman, difficulty arises in keeping the list to a manageable length. An abridged version, a mere fraction of his attributes, would include building Blackstone with own two hands, his support of literacy, his vision and execution in creating Yale’s first Ballet Society, his passion as it relates to the carried interest debate, on which he is not afraid to speak his mind, and his undying commitment to do right by clients.

Today another bullet point must be added, with regard to this:

That’s right, ladies! Something you might not have known about Mr. Schwarzman is that this Wall Street powerhouse? Can put himself together a Halloween costume! For the ignoramuses among us, that’s Schwarzman bearing an incredible likeness to Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld, right down to the leather gloves and Swarovski-encrusted rings. Meanwhile, you have Kravis taping some pictures to his shirt of a bunch of centerfolds he cut out of magazines and telling people he’s “a chick magnet.” No contest.

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40 Responses to “Stephen Schwarzman Gives World Yet Another Reason To Want A Piece Of This”

  1. Lol says:

    Is it gay if I immediately recognized that he was Lagerfeld without reading the story?

  2. Lol says:

    Is it gay if I immediately recognized that he was Lagerfeld without reading the story?

  3. Guest says:

    Don’t feel bad. I thought he was a gay George Washington.

  4. Guest says:

    Who’s the hottie next to him?

  5. God I hope not. Your girlfriend/fiancee/wife works in fasion, too?

  6. Anonymous says:

    His wife, as Anna Wintour.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Anyone could build Blackstone with two hands, doing it with claws is way more impressive.

  8. Chuddy says:

    i thought he was going as the white Michael Jackson circa 2050

  9. Guy who watches too much CNBC says:

    What’s the deal with MCC today? (and all week) Not showering or doing her hair, is this a cry for help, or the early signs of crack addiction?

  10. Guy who watches too much CNBC says:

    What’s the deal with MCC today? (and all week) Not showering or doing her hair, is this a cry for help, or the early signs of crack addiction?

  11. Guest says:

    what’s the deal with people not staying on topic with the post?

  12. GA Banker says:

    It’s amazing what you can do when your halloween costume budget is $250,000.

  13. Guest says:

    If so then I guess I have some explaining to do…

    -M. McCarty

  14. Guest says:

    He really went all out on the gayness, how much do you think it cost him to hire that tranny next to him for the whole night?

  15. Guest says:

    The kid in blackface is awesome.

  16. Kofsej says:

    it can’t be – she’s smiling.

  17. Fashionably Great says:

    Same here. I guess it’s pretty easy to impersonate someone who compulsively wears ski-goggle-sized sunglasses and has hair that looks like a wig you’d buy at Party City for Halloween.

  18. The Decision Decider says:

    No, but posting as “Lol” is.

  19. Pfluger the Barbarian says:

    All his deeds and accomplishments amount to nothing. We do God’s Work. BTW, we cancelled Halloween this year and are considering cancelling Christmas again this year.

    – LB

  20. trojan says:

    GS wouldn’t cancel Christmas. nobody celebrates it to begin with

  21. GS HR says:

    I’m pretty sure you meant Chanukah.

  22. Glenn Beck says:

    With this accomplishment, he now qualifies to change his name to Steve Sorosman.

  23. Guest says:

    redesigned, bigger, “better” Dealbook back to old stealing from Dealbreaker roots (no mention of where they obtained not one but two hedge fund letters cited here: http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2010/11/12/tudor-jones-questions-feds-bond-buying/) hint: they found them on dealbreaker, who reported them weeks ago.

  24. Anon says:

    maybe the rehired kouwe?

  25. Shia Feva says:

    worst. GAGA. Costume. EVER.

  26. Potable Alpha says:

    Wow…queer as a football bat.

  27. Anal_yst says:

    Wait, it’s not?

  28. Guestwho says:

    I though that he was gay as a GOP leader..

  29. BankrGirl says:

    She is wearing a mail body armor dress. Always thinking ahead.

  30. Lol says:

    Take it up the shoot ????

  31. Lol says:

    You as well , hamster man ???

  32. GUEST says:

    I thought it was Daryl Van Horne character from the film The Witches of Eastwick.

  33. bleargh says:

    she’s always smiling these days. You’re behind with the times.

    – gay gay gay

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