Cramer favors Jockey, 100% cotton (Erin thinks he should try a blend), while Uncle Jim suggests his colleague give Saran Wrap a shot.
[via TBP]
And not that anyone asked, but for his part, Mark Haines would like it to be known he goes commando at all times.
Mark Haines goes commando at all times because he can’t find panties in his size.
*** Dims lights and unzips pants ***
Ok, go on…….
Disclaimer: James Cramer currently holds shares of Jockey, Inc.
Saran Wrap?? You could clearly see Cramer’s nuts!
-Guy Who Waited For His Turn To Tell One of the Oldest Jokes Around
Liz Claman told everyone to take a teaser yank and then raised my flag seventeen times, and Cabruso & Cabrera are being heavy handed…they have no idea how bad it is down here [points to Bonobos' stitched crotch]! They have NO IDEA! THEY HAVE NO IDEA!! I have talked to the heads of almost every single one of these titty bars in the last seventy two hours and they have no idea what it’s like down here! NONE! And Erin Burnett, while you’re sitting here all uncomfortable from the bed bug proof vagina wrap, you think you know what’s going on down here?? It’s been moving here, there, and everywhere for 54 years, people!! And it’s going down, but not for the dirt nap. OH NO, buddy. No sir-fucking-ree. So taste my nuts, or you know nothing.
…picturing EB and Drury in saran wrap…
You’re gonna love my nuts!
“GS to $333.00/shr ” is what I recall Cramer called before the Financial Meltdown. I bet that left a “mark”.
“Ski” D. Marx
Shartz Capital Management, LLC
Deep thoughts, by Jim Cramer
I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about
Short Cramer.
Long Long LONG Erin.
Why isn’t Cramer dead yet?
Oh, and I’d like to give Erin’s boyish good looks some TLC!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TLC
Lets cut through all the bullshit and get down to some real journalism here. We need to hear from EB’s crotch on this.
I would like to wager that Jim and Erin wear matching lace panties.
Saran wrap? is that what squeezing the shorts means?
What a horrible mental image…
Erin isn’t as cute as she used to be. Let herself go.
You can hear someone laugh off stage at 4:09.
JC:
First, I’d like to get you naked.
And then I’m gonna take some Saran Wrap
and I’m gonna wrap you up in it, head to toe.
Then I’m gonna cut out two holes.
One for your mouth, so you can breathe, obviously, and the other one…
I once put saran wrap all over my body when Ms. B….errr the client demanded. I asked if i was supposed to keep the ball gag in, and i got whipped. It was fun, but i kinda felt like she was doing it b/c she could, not b/c she was into it. Then she took out the candles, thats when i knew she was for real. What i thought was her intention to just drip hot wax turned out to be her melting the saran wrap on to me. It was the best experience of my life.
We don’t know what product blend Erin was talking about.
We highly suggest to show it to us,her viewers, while she’s wearing it.
is EB dating anyone?
does she like dorsia?
As heard in the NYSE bathroom on Sept 1st 2009,
Erin: “Wow, I love this weather, finally my thighs aren’t sticking together.”
True story.
so true my friend, i think she has cankles
The dynamics of the two on camera hint that they are fucking.
I picture torrents of milky white sweat dripping off Cramer’s glistening dome as he grunts like Forrest Gump’s elementary school principal while he stuffs a motionless/expressionless/silent EB missionary style. . .
Erin seems a complicated woman to be a wife,as gf maybe okey as long as s.x is good.
are JC & EB dating? sometimes they are flirtatious with each other. wouldn’t surprise me if they are.
Were they uncomfortable or were they flirting? Tieuel Legacy!