Sorry enough to supposedly have John Stumpf call the victim and apologize though not sorry enough to return it will a full tank, she says.

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  1. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | November 2, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Where the fuck you goin’? NOWHERE.

  2. Posted by Rho2Gamma | November 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Sorry?!? Why should Wells Fargo be sorry for helping someone know that their true desire is to lose everything? She should be thanking for experiencing what it is like working on Wall Street in a more coherent factor than Oliver Stone did.

  3. Posted by indridcold | November 2, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    BoA just takes the rims and leaves your shit on cinder blocks.

  4. Posted by Don | November 2, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    Paying for your car via money order is the NKI

  5. Posted by Anonymous | November 2, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    warren buffett owns WFC. WFC hates black people. thus, it is safe to say, warren buffett hates black people. other than that, I have no concerns.

  6. Posted by CBSD | November 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    She should have gone OFF on W Fargo, a la When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong. That Jesse is a punk ass bitch.

  7. Posted by Crackhead | November 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    I, too, put my faith in Jesse Jones and he helped me find where da gold at – that leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama had it!

  8. Posted by Anonymous | November 2, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    I think Rho got slipped some meow meow or rohypnol or something. He’s incoherent.

  9. Posted by CusIKeepsitReal | November 2, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    I DON’T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MY PHONE!

  10. Posted by tranche monkey | November 2, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    All your car are belong to us

  11. Posted by Motive Examiner | November 2, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    Dear Wells Fargo,
    Please examine your motives.

    Sincerely,
    Guy who never examines his own motives, but constantly encourages other to do so.

  12. Posted by Rho2Gamma | November 2, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    I just got hired by David Llwelleyn to be a tester. They gave me a laptop instead of a pad and paper

  13. Posted by Guest | November 2, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    In a new press release, Wells Fargo stated that the reason for the repo was due to Adtlantis wearing bluetooth headsets when not in use. The when asked for comment they said “look, she’s wearing it and she isn’t on the phone, who does that? We’re just doing our civic duty and correcting improper behavior.”

  14. Posted by NakedShort | November 2, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    THE CAR PAYMENTS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH!

    -guy with cool facial hair

  15. Posted by Anonymous | November 2, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    And so children today we learn that when you are on drugs typing is possible, spelling is good (thanks spellcheck) but coherence is at Gaspo level at best.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | November 2, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    TLDR but Go Giants!

  17. Posted by OptionsTrader | November 2, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    YES go GIANTS!! What a crazy crazy night I had last night. The city literally shut down and everyone got soaked in champagne. Unbelievable!

  18. Posted by S&P Analyst | November 2, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    Why? They don’t play the Seahawks until Sunday, right?

  19. Posted by Mark Klein, MD | November 2, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    I thought he made perfect sense, actually.

  20. Posted by Gentleman Trader | November 2, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    I dont like when they get on the same plane as me.

    -J. Williams

  21. Posted by buckettrader | November 2, 2010 at 9:16 PM

    Banking on the unbanked.

  22. Posted by Guest | November 2, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    Cuz my sister in law’s baby cousin Tracy, she told me she went to the show last night and she saw you there all hugged up with some Trrarramp.

  23. Posted by Balkie | November 2, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    Ummmm…tell me, please, what is this “NKI” that you speakz of?

  24. Posted by StephenG | November 2, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    I notice that she did not say that she needs the car to go to WORK.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | November 3, 2010 at 6:47 AM

    You’re fired!

  26. Posted by Guest | November 3, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    examine your motives, I think you should.

  27. Posted by Guest | November 3, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    examine your motives, I think you should.

  28. Posted by OptionsTrader | November 2, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    I like all kinds of people, rich and poor. But poor people sadly don’t have much money. And of course plenty of rich people are poor in other ways and vice versa, but I’m talking about paper here. So I spend most of my time with rich ones — call it an occupational hazard.

    They tend to be more interesting but don’t laugh as hard, still though, we have lots of fun. So a buddy invited me to a conference. He was keynote speaker, wanted to introduce lots of rich friends with flying fetishes. He’s the top private jet broker in the US. He sold Dicky Fuld’s rather large collection last year. And he woulda sold Goldman’s too, but Hank Paulson has a passion for birds and didn’t want to see his boys have to sell theirs. So what did I learn? My buddy gave a brilliant speech, nearly convinced me it’s cheaper to buy a Gulf Stream IV than fly first class. I learned you never ever want to be a distressed seller of private jets. Nice ones traded for $45mm and now cruise at 22k feet. Foreigners are the only buyers now; my buddy sold 17 planes to Asia, Mexico, and Brazil this yr. Greece’s budgetary implosion grounded more flights than Iceland’s volcanic explosion, but in July sales took off; you see, jets and economies fly in formation. And while Obama has yet to provide tax credits for 1st time buyers, Bank Of America announced, “We’re here to tell you we have money, we’re open for business, and we’re looking to help you own a jet.” Hilarious… Anyhow, I didn’t have the heart to tell my buddy I travel coach. Simple minds work well with stubborn goals and I’ve told myself, cattle-class till we’re $500mm. And we’re getting there, but I dunno it’ll be kinda sad, it’s damn fun to hang with poor people.

  29. Posted by Cutie with a Booty | November 2, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    $299 a month payments for an 11 year old chrysler is the NKI

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