• 08 Dec 2010 at 3:44 PM

Bonus Watch ’10: JPMorgan

By Bess Levin

Exceptions are mostly ‘meh’ at the House of Dimon.

Don’t get hard numbers until first week of January but the expectation is that bonuses will be flat year over year with some reallocation between over and underperformers. Rationale for flat bonus is the company’s generosity with 2009 figures. I guess it would have been nice if we knew thought those numbers were generous.

Comments (9)

  1. 1
    Posted by Lord Humongous | December 8, 2010 at 9:05 PM

    The House of Dimon is the fucking rake

  2. 2
    Posted by Duh | December 8, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    Flat year-over-year is the new, well, you know.

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | December 8, 2010 at 9:23 PM

    no, what? tell me.

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | December 8, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    Will they be paid in doubloons?

    -A Pirate

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | December 8, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    The new black?

  6. 6
    Posted by NakedShort | December 8, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    I see you’ve “Got The Fever.”

  7. 7
    Posted by My job is being moved to India | December 8, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    We low lives here in TSS will actually be faring much better than our IB counterparts. $25 gift cards to Dunkin. TAX FREE BABY!!!!

    note: in late Jan when bonuses are received, this alert should be renamed suicide watch, thanks.

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | December 8, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    You see right through me. How do you do that?

  9. 9
    Posted by Star | December 8, 2010 at 11:24 PM

    The new Bess Levin?

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