Casting A Long Shadow In Hedge Funds [Dan’s Hamptons via BI]
collars, eyes closed, I mean, John Paulson, never before seen awesomeness, photoshoots, Tudor Investment Corp, YES
“…..Buy now or be priced out forever!……”
a whiteboard market was definitely in play
You are Arthur Fonzerelli.
Now give it to me!
Act natural, and don’t worry! If one day you become a rich billionaire, you’ll have enough money to buy up all the negatives in the world. No one will ever know.
Pretend you are Canadian.
Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I’m on fire
More 80’s, please.
Middle: OK, now pretend you’re about to bite into the carotid artery of some dumb German bank that’s lifting those AAA’s.
1. You’re pissing in the urinal while drunk, checking out the ad on the wall…
2. Some guy in the bathroom you were in earlier just pinched your ass…
3. You’re expecting a big surprise after Photo 2…
No one saw these and thought of what I just said?
“Sing the Trololo song again please…….”
“Pretend you just bought a sock at Jos. A Bank. Now show me all of the free stuff you got with it!”
The photoshoot is free if there is anything I can use for my ManHunt profile.
In what issue of Playboy magazine were those pics used for the monthly interview?
Wait, wait…would someone from the prop department please get this guy some shades, stat!
-Director of Photography
You are about to meet someone at Minetta’s and kick them in the gonads so they know its you…….
They come from the cities
And they come from the smaller towns
Beat up cars with guitars and drummers
Goin crack boom bam
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., Yeah, Yeah!
Rockin’ in the U.S.A.
HEY, has anyone told you you look like Neil Diamond…
Can you sing “Brother Love’s Travelin’ Salvation Show?”
Custom dress shirts, 20% off ?
Faces of manstruation?
Its actually in sequence:
Photo 1: pose mildly intregued; “NFW, prices CANT be this inflated???”
Photo 2: Pop your collar, 3 billion dollar holler
Photo 3: “yea, i made a few billy, no big deal, whatever”
C’mon, Tarzan never wore a shirt….
Put down your morning Zima and get back to your spreadsheets. That was awful and about as funny as the holocaust.
All three, vinegar strokes.
Dion DiMucci returns to his roots after stint as hedge funder and Christian music artist.
“…but you don’t want to show the hawks that you’re frightened. So you want to try and look happy.”
You’ve got a date tonight and…
“You finally hit the spot.”
– P. Jiang
Bonus Watch ’16: Local Hooker Should Be Getting Paid Extra For This
You want to b*tch about your bonus? That’s another $500.
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