Casting A Long Shadow In Hedge Funds [Dan's Hamptons via BI]

Comments (30)

  1. Posted by Will Never Watch HGTV Again | December 6, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    “…..Buy now or be priced out forever!……”

  2. Posted by tm87 | December 6, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    a whiteboard market was definitely in play

  3. Posted by Guest | December 6, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    You are Arthur Fonzerelli.
    Now give it to me!

  4. Posted by Guest | December 6, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    Act natural, and don’t worry! If one day you become a rich billionaire, you’ll have enough money to buy up all the negatives in the world. No one will ever know.

  5. Posted by MC_Eskimo | December 6, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Pretend you are Canadian.

  6. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | December 6, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    More 80′s, please.

  7. Posted by Photoguy | December 6, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Middle: OK, now pretend you’re about to bite into the carotid artery of some dumb German bank that’s lifting those AAA’s.

  8. Posted by Guest | December 6, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    Hey little girl is your daddy home
    Did he go away and leave you all alone
    I got a bad desire
    I’m on fire

  9. Posted by G87 | December 6, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    1. You’re pissing in the urinal while drunk, checking out the ad on the wall…
    2. Some guy in the bathroom you were in earlier just pinched your ass…
    3. You’re expecting a big surprise after Photo 2…

    No one saw these and thought of what I just said?

  10. Posted by Guest | December 6, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    “Sing the Trololo song again please…….”

  11. Posted by Piker | December 6, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    “Pretend you just bought a sock at Jos. A Bank. Now show me all of the free stuff you got with it!”

  12. Posted by Fotoshoots | December 6, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    The photoshoot is free if there is anything I can use for my ManHunt profile.

  13. Posted by Guest | December 6, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    In what issue of Playboy magazine were those pics used for the monthly interview?

    -H. Hefner
    Viagra, CA

  14. Posted by Taco | December 6, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    Vinegar Strokes….

  15. Posted by Anonymous | December 6, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    Wait, wait…would someone from the prop department please get this guy some shades, stat!

    -Director of Photography

  16. Posted by Guest | December 6, 2010 at 3:45 PM
  17. Posted by MC_Eskimo | December 6, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    You are about to meet someone at Minetta’s and kick them in the gonads so they know its you…….

  18. Posted by Guest | December 6, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    They come from the cities
    And they come from the smaller towns
    Beat up cars with guitars and drummers
    Goin crack boom bam
    Chorus
    R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
    R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
    R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., Yeah, Yeah!
    Rockin’ in the U.S.A.

  19. Posted by recko | December 6, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    HEY, has anyone told you you look like Neil Diamond…
    Can you sing “Brother Love’s Travelin’ Salvation Show?”
    Cooooooooool man

  20. Posted by Well_coiffed_guest | December 6, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    Custom dress shirts, 20% off ?

  21. Posted by Guest | December 6, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    Faces of manstruation?

  22. Posted by TheLoanArranger | December 6, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Its actually in sequence:

    Photo 1: pose mildly intregued; “NFW, prices CANT be this inflated???”
    Photo 2: Pop your collar, 3 billion dollar holler
    Photo 3: “yea, i made a few billy, no big deal, whatever”

  23. Posted by Evil Bikeshop Owner | December 6, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    C’mon, Tarzan never wore a shirt….

  24. Posted by CurrencyTrader | December 6, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Put down your morning Zima and get back to your spreadsheets. That was awful and about as funny as the holocaust.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | December 6, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    Subprime.

  26. Posted by Michael_Diamond | December 6, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    All three, vinegar strokes.

  27. Posted by Anonymous | December 7, 2010 at 2:04 AM

    Dion DiMucci returns to his roots after stint as hedge funder and Christian music artist.

  28. Posted by Guest | December 7, 2010 at 3:47 AM

    “…but you don’t want to show the hawks that you’re frightened. So you want to try and look happy.”

  29. Posted by AsirenYen | December 7, 2010 at 9:09 AM

    You’ve got a date tonight and…
    She’s 35.
    25…
    15…

  30. Posted by Ping Jiang | December 8, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    “You finally hit the spot.”

    - P. Jiang