Caption Contest Monday: What Did The Photographer Say To Coax The Following Poses Out Of John Paulson?

Casting A Long Shadow In Hedge Funds [Dan’s Hamptons via BI]

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30 Responses to “Caption Contest Monday: What Did The Photographer Say To Coax The Following Poses Out Of John Paulson?”

  1. Will Never Watch HGTV Again says:

    “…..Buy now or be priced out forever!……”

  2. tm87 says:

    a whiteboard market was definitely in play

  3. Guest says:

    You are Arthur Fonzerelli.
    Now give it to me!

  4. Guest says:

    Act natural, and don’t worry! If one day you become a rich billionaire, you’ll have enough money to buy up all the negatives in the world. No one will ever know.

  5. MC_Eskimo says:

    Pretend you are Canadian.

  6. Guest says:

    Hey little girl is your daddy home
    Did he go away and leave you all alone
    I got a bad desire
    I’m on fire

  7. Photoguy says:

    Middle: OK, now pretend you’re about to bite into the carotid artery of some dumb German bank that’s lifting those AAA’s.

  8. G87 says:

    1. You’re pissing in the urinal while drunk, checking out the ad on the wall…
    2. Some guy in the bathroom you were in earlier just pinched your ass…
    3. You’re expecting a big surprise after Photo 2…

    No one saw these and thought of what I just said?

  9. Guest says:

    “Sing the Trololo song again please…….”

  10. Piker says:

    “Pretend you just bought a sock at Jos. A Bank. Now show me all of the free stuff you got with it!”

  11. Fotoshoots says:

    The photoshoot is free if there is anything I can use for my ManHunt profile.

  12. Guest says:

    In what issue of Playboy magazine were those pics used for the monthly interview?

    -H. Hefner
    Viagra, CA

  13. Taco says:

    Vinegar Strokes….

  14. Anonymous says:

    Wait, wait…would someone from the prop department please get this guy some shades, stat!

    -Director of Photography

  15. MC_Eskimo says:

    You are about to meet someone at Minetta’s and kick them in the gonads so they know its you…….

  16. Guest says:

    They come from the cities
    And they come from the smaller towns
    Beat up cars with guitars and drummers
    Goin crack boom bam
    R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
    R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
    R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., Yeah, Yeah!
    Rockin’ in the U.S.A.

  17. recko says:

    HEY, has anyone told you you look like Neil Diamond…
    Can you sing “Brother Love’s Travelin’ Salvation Show?”
    Cooooooooool man

  18. Well_coiffed_guest says:

    Custom dress shirts, 20% off ?

  19. Guest says:

    Faces of manstruation?

  20. TheLoanArranger says:

    Its actually in sequence:

    Photo 1: pose mildly intregued; “NFW, prices CANT be this inflated???”
    Photo 2: Pop your collar, 3 billion dollar holler
    Photo 3: “yea, i made a few billy, no big deal, whatever”

  21. Evil Bikeshop Owner says:

    C’mon, Tarzan never wore a shirt….

  22. Put down your morning Zima and get back to your spreadsheets. That was awful and about as funny as the holocaust.

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  24. Michael_Diamond says:

    All three, vinegar strokes.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Dion DiMucci returns to his roots after stint as hedge funder and Christian music artist.

  26. Guest says:

    “…but you don’t want to show the hawks that you’re frightened. So you want to try and look happy.”

  27. AsirenYen says:

    You’ve got a date tonight and…
    She’s 35.

  28. Ping Jiang says:

    “You finally hit the spot.”

    – P. Jiang