
Because Boston College business student Kira Vassar already got him to do the reindeer thing. You snooze you lose! Best get working on those matching elf outfits or adult-size baby Jesus getup. [DJ]
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That’s not my nose that’s glowing red right now.
Me like
Kira: How long do I have to keep my hand on his colostomy bag? Does anybody else smell that? I think it is melting the veneers off my teeth.
Buffet: I wish she would stop squeezing my colostomy bag.
Why does she look so old?
Warren: Me so horny
Kira: Don’t you mean, antlery?
Warren: What year is it?
Kira with your teeth so bright, won’t you drive my sleigh tonight.
she looks late 20′s, ie of normal age for an mba candidate.
Whoa – I hope he had The Talk with Becky Quick. A pic showing up on the Interwebs is just the WORST way to find out your man is a cheating, lying sack’o'sh!t.
You know, young lady, I am so rich that I can actually make it rain deer!
WB: Come to VIP and get a Cherry Coke shower. I got money and oxygen tanks to blowww
Kira: Yes daddy
Jay Z: You are welcome for the Swagger Lessons Dub B.
Warren: I have a third antler down low, do you?
BC sucks.
Warren: nom nom nom….See’s candy…nom nom nom…Dairy queen soft ice cream….nom nom nom…..coke…..damnit, where’s my little blue pill?….nom nom nom….call Charlie on the phone, let’s pitch Pfizer one of my toxic preferred deals…nom nom nom…..
Warren Buffet is hung like a Cocker Spaniel.
The ‘Sloppy Seconds’ Todd Combs has to look forward to.. go you, Todd Combs. Go you.
most of the people in my University of Phoenix MBA were straight out of undergrad
Both: Cheese!
Better than being hung like a Madoff
Lights on, reindeer style. She’s not half bad either.
- Guy bored on his garden leave
BC sucks a bit less than the dump where you dropped out from does.
Oh and let me guess, she’s already taking over as CEO of Burlington Northern!
Ugly! She looks really old as if she is 36+
what’s it like being a virgin?
Warren never passes up an opportunity to get a picture with a hot Irish Catholic girl with no prospects.
Warren want Smoosh Smoosh!!!
Warren (thinking to himself): Hmmmm, let’s see here. I wonder how far down I can reach my hand before I get slammed with a lawsuit?
Kira (also thinking to herself): I just finished my MBA, I’m standing next to one of the richest men in the world who’s hand keeps sliding down my back, and we’re both wearing velvet antlers… fml
More to the point, what’s it like being a virgin with no prospects of that ever, ever changing?
Warren: Let’s wear these to SantaCon
Kira: SantaCon was this past weekend
Warren: What month is it?
Umm, no, Mr. Buffett, I haven’t ever wrestled naked in a pool of eggnog blizzards.
Late 20s? Dame is at least 35. Wonder what the mba is for, she’s prob already hit the glass ceiling. Apparently Staples middle management is the NKI.
Very well done.
Who’s Warren Buffett?
Buffet visited by angel at exit’s door..white light in the distance.
You know – he sand “Hog Oiler in Paradise” and Choco-Blizzardville”. That guy.
UBS sucks
[on cellphone immediately after the picture] Charlie? Hey it’s Warren. No need to come down here, turns out “pulling a sled” isn’t what I thought it was… no, no, nothing close, we just put on some gay velvet antlers and took pictures… yeah I know, I think that’s actually called “pulling a train.” I know, I know, my bad, but I have bigger problems – I already took a “blue thunder” so I’m all dressed up with no place to go if you get my drift. Look, just come get me, we can call Lloyd and make him think we’ll let them pay us back early, that always makes me feel better.
Becky Quick will kill the bitch
Becky Quick will kill the bitch