Because Boston College business student Kira Vassar already got him to do the reindeer thing. You snooze you lose! Best get working on those matching elf outfits or adult-size baby Jesus getup. [DJ]

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  1. Posted by W. Buffet | December 14, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    That’s not my nose that’s glowing red right now.

  2. Posted by tits | December 14, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    Me like

  3. Posted by SkunkDaddy | December 14, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    Kira: How long do I have to keep my hand on his colostomy bag? Does anybody else smell that? I think it is melting the veneers off my teeth.

    Buffet: I wish she would stop squeezing my colostomy bag.

  4. Posted by Can't be a student | December 14, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    Why does she look so old?

  5. Posted by Mr. Market | December 14, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    Warren: Me so horny
    Kira: Don’t you mean, antlery?
    Warren: What year is it?

  6. Posted by guest | December 14, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    Kira with your teeth so bright, won’t you drive my sleigh tonight.

  7. Posted by Guest | December 14, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    she looks late 20′s, ie of normal age for an mba candidate.

  8. Posted by Yarsan | December 14, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    Whoa – I hope he had The Talk with Becky Quick. A pic showing up on the Interwebs is just the WORST way to find out your man is a cheating, lying sack’o'sh!t.

  9. Posted by HeyNow | December 14, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    You know, young lady, I am so rich that I can actually make it rain deer!

  10. Posted by CurrencyTrader | December 14, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    WB: Come to VIP and get a Cherry Coke shower. I got money and oxygen tanks to blowww
    Kira: Yes daddy

    Jay Z: You are welcome for the Swagger Lessons Dub B.

  11. Posted by Ping Jiang | December 14, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    Warren: I have a third antler down low, do you?

  12. Posted by ubs sucks | December 14, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    BC sucks.

  13. Posted by Romer | December 14, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    Warren: nom nom nom….See’s candy…nom nom nom…Dairy queen soft ice cream….nom nom nom…..coke…..damnit, where’s my little blue pill?….nom nom nom….call Charlie on the phone, let’s pitch Pfizer one of my toxic preferred deals…nom nom nom…..

  14. Posted by DKsLibido | December 14, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    Warren Buffet is hung like a Cocker Spaniel.

  15. Posted by Short, But Long | December 14, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    The ‘Sloppy Seconds’ Todd Combs has to look forward to.. go you, Todd Combs. Go you.

  16. Posted by Abe | December 14, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    most of the people in my University of Phoenix MBA were straight out of undergrad

  17. Posted by Dr. Rosenrose | December 14, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Both: Cheese!

  18. Posted by Abe | December 14, 2010 at 6:56 PM

    Better than being hung like a Madoff

  19. Posted by Guest | December 14, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    Lights on, reindeer style. She’s not half bad either.

    - Guy bored on his garden leave

  20. Posted by HH | December 14, 2010 at 7:11 PM

    BC sucks a bit less than the dump where you dropped out from does.

  21. Posted by Tony "no-so" Nicely | December 14, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    Oh and let me guess, she’s already taking over as CEO of Burlington Northern!

  22. Posted by quant | December 14, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    Ugly! She looks really old as if she is 36+

  23. Posted by Anon | December 14, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    what’s it like being a virgin?

  24. Posted by Boston Community College | December 14, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    Warren never passes up an opportunity to get a picture with a hot Irish Catholic girl with no prospects.

  25. Posted by Yarsan | December 14, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    Warren want Smoosh Smoosh!!!

  26. Posted by G87 | December 14, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    Warren (thinking to himself): Hmmmm, let’s see here. I wonder how far down I can reach my hand before I get slammed with a lawsuit?
    Kira (also thinking to herself): I just finished my MBA, I’m standing next to one of the richest men in the world who’s hand keeps sliding down my back, and we’re both wearing velvet antlers… fml

  27. Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    More to the point, what’s it like being a virgin with no prospects of that ever, ever changing?

  28. Posted by Naveen | December 14, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    Warren: Let’s wear these to SantaCon
    Kira: SantaCon was this past weekend
    Warren: What month is it?

  29. Posted by Eric | December 14, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    Umm, no, Mr. Buffett, I haven’t ever wrestled naked in a pool of eggnog blizzards.

  30. Posted by UMass | December 14, 2010 at 10:04 PM

    Late 20s? Dame is at least 35. Wonder what the mba is for, she’s prob already hit the glass ceiling. Apparently Staples middle management is the NKI.

  31. Posted by Frank Maims | December 15, 2010 at 12:30 AM

    Very well done.

  32. Posted by guest | December 15, 2010 at 12:45 AM

    Who’s Warren Buffett?

  33. Posted by Anonymous | December 15, 2010 at 1:47 AM

    Buffet visited by angel at exit’s door..white light in the distance.

  34. Posted by DE Shaw Genius in Training | December 15, 2010 at 4:11 AM

    You know – he sand “Hog Oiler in Paradise” and Choco-Blizzardville”. That guy.

  35. Posted by Guest | December 14, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    UBS sucks

  36. Posted by Richard Cripples | December 14, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    [on cellphone immediately after the picture] Charlie? Hey it’s Warren. No need to come down here, turns out “pulling a sled” isn’t what I thought it was… no, no, nothing close, we just put on some gay velvet antlers and took pictures… yeah I know, I think that’s actually called “pulling a train.” I know, I know, my bad, but I have bigger problems – I already took a “blue thunder” so I’m all dressed up with no place to go if you get my drift. Look, just come get me, we can call Lloyd and make him think we’ll let them pay us back early, that always makes me feel better.

  37. Posted by Tad | December 15, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    Becky Quick will kill the bitch

  38. Posted by Tad | December 15, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    Becky Quick will kill the bitch