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[Sarah Jessica Parker fake trades at ICAP charity day.]
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Barbaro looking into grain and oats futures.
oy, this girl is making my D soft
Russ Abrams, you pig!! You want me to to put what, where?
Bess, after the JC Davies FTMFW post, you can go home for the day. Or have a cocktail, whichever you prefer.
Tyra: “Id like to buy 500 shares of ME!”
Magic: “This is the best Flintstones phone evah, yo!”
Goldie: “I know! I know! They think I’m a celebrity still! Oh, yes…I’ll hold.”
Good to see Zenyatta out of retirement.
DS – “I was going to use this chance as a job interview, but then someone told me that people with names that are flavors of Sherbet don’t make it in the financial services industry.”
5 shares of botox with 10 viagras, to go!
1. Is that.. is that my curtain you have wrapped around your neck?
B. Guy in red tie makes me giggle
III. Who let a gypsy into the newsroom?
4: Is that Will Smith in a wig?
z. Who dat?
Dammit. I got beat to the punch by two people already.
(insert random Noel Sisters/Kentucky Derby joke here)
Hey man gimme an eighth of that raw I know you got, not that stepped on garbage. Yea, it’s for me and Doc, put it on my tab, you know I’m good for it.
“You’ve got to be kidding me, Beyonce already bought up ALL the alfalfa on the east coast!” – SJP
Darryl shouldn’t be wasting his one phone call on a trade
Did the sweaty bald guy in the pink shirt just climb out from under the desk Jessica is sitting at? She must have quite the kraken down there.
“Hey Magic, you still got access to the Lakers sauna room? I got some new girls that want to party!” — John Edwards
Broking -even a moron can do it.
Daryll: Coke (KO) is trading at 64.37?! I’ll buy a kilo!
Tyra: No, This isn’t Naomi Campbell
Goldie: Can you connect me with someone in 1990 when I was still relevant
Magic: Short Sale my blood!
SJP: No i’m not Jewish, but my nose is
i’m not sure what that first thing is but i’d hit it
Is it bad I had a hard time telling which one is SJP, and Which one is Goldie? [snort]
You ever notice Kate Hudson’s ears? They are like open car doors.
Get me the Noel sisters on the line, STAT!
I heard Dee Snider went to Harvard Extension school.
Now listen here player. The clock is running out and the only people making money passing are point guards, and I don’t see a number on your back. This trade is such a layup it could cure HIV.
ten gimlets on me.
These guys are pro’s. It rolls right off their back.
Magic: “I’ll take 100 shares of HIV, and 50 shares of AIDS class B preferreds.”
Brutal, yet beautiful.
Is that Madoff standing next to Magic???
All of them: “Can you hear me now?”
SJP: Blue Horseface, loves Trannycot Steel
When I stomp my hoof once, it means buy…stomp it twice — sell.
Love the Asian guy taking pictures of Tyra’s junk.
SJP: yes, that’ll be 90 days worth of HGH for me and my friend Magic.
Strawberry: Doc (gooden)? where you at?
it’s called ‘sorbet’
junk usually means dick, no?
SJP: I look like 5 miles of worn-out road.
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