• 08 Dec 2010 at 2:51 PM

Caption Contest Wednesday


[Sarah Jessica Parker fake trades at ICAP charity day.]

And for the bonus rounds…

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  1. Posted by OleAnusMcGaper | December 8, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    Barbaro looking into grain and oats futures.

  2. Posted by guesticles | December 8, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    oy, this girl is making my D soft

  3. Posted by SJP | December 8, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    Russ Abrams, you pig!! You want me to to put what, where?
    -Sarah

  4. Posted by The Unwashed Masses | December 8, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    Bess, after the JC Davies FTMFW post, you can go home for the day. Or have a cocktail, whichever you prefer.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone.

  5. Posted by Guesty Guest | December 8, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    Tyra: “Id like to buy 500 shares of ME!”

    Magic: “This is the best Flintstones phone evah, yo!”

    Goldie: “I know! I know! They think I’m a celebrity still! Oh, yes…I’ll hold.”

  6. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | December 8, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    Good to see Zenyatta out of retirement.

  7. Posted by Guesty O'Toole | December 8, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    DS – “I was going to use this chance as a job interview, but then someone told me that people with names that are flavors of Sherbet don’t make it in the financial services industry.”

  8. Posted by Pink Lada | December 8, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    5 shares of botox with 10 viagras, to go!

  9. Posted by Guest | December 8, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyllllllllllll

  10. Posted by LookyLou | December 8, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    1. Is that.. is that my curtain you have wrapped around your neck?

    B. Guy in red tie makes me giggle

    III. Who let a gypsy into the newsroom?

    4: Is that Will Smith in a wig?

    z. Who dat?

  11. Posted by Anonymous | December 8, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    Dammit. I got beat to the punch by two people already.

    (insert random Noel Sisters/Kentucky Derby joke here)

  12. Posted by Darryl | December 8, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    Hey man gimme an eighth of that raw I know you got, not that stepped on garbage. Yea, it’s for me and Doc, put it on my tab, you know I’m good for it.

  13. Posted by FrankStallone | December 8, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    “You’ve got to be kidding me, Beyonce already bought up ALL the alfalfa on the east coast!” – SJP

  14. Posted by guest | December 8, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    Darryl shouldn’t be wasting his one phone call on a trade

  15. Posted by LordHumongous | December 8, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    Did the sweaty bald guy in the pink shirt just climb out from under the desk Jessica is sitting at? She must have quite the kraken down there.

  16. Posted by FrankStallone | December 8, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    “Hey Magic, you still got access to the Lakers sauna room? I got some new girls that want to party!” — John Edwards

  17. Posted by indridcold | December 8, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    Broking -even a moron can do it.

  18. Posted by Guest | December 8, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    lol

  19. Posted by rster | December 8, 2010 at 9:09 PM

    Horse trading

  20. Posted by Browntown | December 8, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    Daryll: Coke (KO) is trading at 64.37?! I’ll buy a kilo!
    Tyra: No, This isn’t Naomi Campbell
    Goldie: Can you connect me with someone in 1990 when I was still relevant
    Magic: Short Sale my blood!
    SJP: No i’m not Jewish, but my nose is

  21. Posted by GGGuest | December 8, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    i’m not sure what that first thing is but i’d hit it

  22. Posted by Shia Feva | December 8, 2010 at 10:11 PM

    Is it bad I had a hard time telling which one is SJP, and Which one is Goldie? [snort]

    You ever notice Kate Hudson’s ears? They are like open car doors.

  23. Posted by R31600 | December 8, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    Get me the Noel sisters on the line, STAT!

  24. Posted by Guest | December 8, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    I heard Dee Snider went to Harvard Extension school.

  25. Posted by Mr. Market | December 8, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    Now listen here player. The clock is running out and the only people making money passing are point guards, and I don’t see a number on your back. This trade is such a layup it could cure HIV.

    -Magic

  26. Posted by Guest | December 8, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    ten gimlets on me.

  27. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | December 8, 2010 at 11:43 PM

    These guys are pro’s. It rolls right off their back.

  28. Posted by Inappropriate | December 9, 2010 at 12:10 AM

    Magic: “I’ll take 100 shares of HIV, and 50 shares of AIDS class B preferreds.”

  29. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | December 9, 2010 at 12:34 AM

    Brutal, yet beautiful.

  30. Posted by RJ | December 9, 2010 at 5:51 AM

    Is that Madoff standing next to Magic???

  31. Posted by Anonymous | December 9, 2010 at 7:06 AM

    All of them: “Can you hear me now?”

  32. Posted by Guest | December 9, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    SJP: Blue Horseface, loves Trannycot Steel

  33. Posted by Willllllburrrrrrr | December 9, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    When I stomp my hoof once, it means buy…stomp it twice — sell.

  34. Posted by Helmet Trader | December 9, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    Love the Asian guy taking pictures of Tyra’s junk.

  35. Posted by Calling Dr Francis | December 9, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    SJP: yes, that’ll be 90 days worth of HGH for me and my friend Magic.

    Strawberry: Doc (gooden)? where you at?

  36. Posted by Guest | December 9, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    it’s called ‘sorbet’

  37. Posted by Guest | December 9, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    LOL

  38. Posted by Guest | December 9, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    junk usually means dick, no?

  39. Posted by Guest | December 9, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    and…?

  40. Posted by Jacob Moore | December 10, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    SJP: I look like 5 miles of worn-out road.

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