Did ‘Legendary Investor’ Lenny Dykstra Ruin Christmas?

Brother from another mother Jim Cramer would surely say no but one woman begs to differ.

According to “Monica Foster,” broadcasting from what appears to be her bedroom, Dykstra effectively “ruined Christmas” by paying her for services rendered with a bad check, leaving her bank account in the negative, meaning no funds for presents. Now she’s questioning whether Nails has any money at all; she suspects he does and simply screwed her over because he could (plus, she listened to a recent interview with LD in which he says he emerged from his bankruptcy bunker with $150 million to his name, in addition to a billion dollar business, so). The Nails talk gets going around 8:30.

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20 Responses to “Did ‘Legendary Investor’ Lenny Dykstra Ruin Christmas?”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Is that Snooki’s sister?

  2. Is that bed throw silk or threadbare wool? I only shit on threadbare wool.

    -Lenny “Twizzler Me This” Dykstra

  3. Guest says:

    I’m too sober for this.

    -Guy who’s still in the office even though everyone is gone.

  4. Lenny1963 says:

    She did not get a bad check, she got an autograph!
    -Leonard Kyle Dykstra

  5. CFO_HankMed says:

    I’m still in the office, wanna fuck?

  6. Ping Jiang says:

    Twizzlers, will work too, though not as good the normal tools. They are too floppy.

    – P. Jiang

  7. Ms.Guest says:

    Bess, might I suggest the addition of “haves or past haves” to tags?

  8. Q R S says:

    Which body fluids are in the jelly jar? More importantly, how does she plan to use them to her advantage?

  9. Lenny's uncle says:

    Strictly for “companionship”….{cough}

  10. Ertyrfhed says:

  11. WorkingClassMan says:

    Well, if Nails wrote you a bad check, then why don’t you set the police on him for fraud? Last I heard, that was still illegal…

  12. Anonymous says:

    U hear me Lenny Dick-stra?

  13. Asdrsa5 says: