Brother from another mother Jim Cramer would surely say no but one woman begs to differ.

According to “Monica Foster,” broadcasting from what appears to be her bedroom, Dykstra effectively “ruined Christmas” by paying her for services rendered with a bad check, leaving her bank account in the negative, meaning no funds for presents. Now she’s questioning whether Nails has any money at all; she suspects he does and simply screwed her over because he could (plus, she listened to a recent interview with LD in which he says he emerged from his bankruptcy bunker with $150 million to his name, in addition to a billion dollar business, so). The Nails talk gets going around 8:30.

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    Is that Snooki’s sister?

  2. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | December 23, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    Is that bed throw silk or threadbare wool? I only shit on threadbare wool.

    -Lenny “Twizzler Me This” Dykstra

  3. Posted by Guest | December 23, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    I’m too sober for this.

    -Guy who’s still in the office even though everyone is gone.

  4. Posted by Guest | December 23, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    at least attempt to make the comment humorous.

  5. Posted by Guest | December 23, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    might I suggest pouring yourself a drink? alternatively, I think watching this with a nice J could work.

  6. Posted by Guest | December 23, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    might I suggest pouring yourself a drink? alternatively, I think watching this with a nice J could work.

  7. Posted by Mitch Cumstein | December 23, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    It’s sad that I can go back to every Dealbreaker pre-christmas post in the last 4 years and find a comment that I made describing today’s situation – namely, me being the only retard left in the office.

  8. Posted by Lenny1963 | December 23, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    She did not get a bad check, she got an autograph!
    -Leonard Kyle Dykstra

  9. Posted by CFO_HankMed | December 23, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    I’m still in the office, wanna fuck?

  10. Posted by Ping Jiang | December 23, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Twizzlers, will work too, though not as good the normal tools. They are too floppy.

    - P. Jiang

  11. Posted by Ms.Guest | December 23, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Bess, might I suggest the addition of “haves or past haves” to tags?

  12. Posted by Guest | December 23, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    Wait, are you from a USA show… ah I see what you did there. Your office or mine?

  13. Posted by Q R S | December 23, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    Which body fluids are in the jelly jar? More importantly, how does she plan to use them to her advantage?

  14. Posted by Lenny's uncle | December 23, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    Strictly for “companionship”….{cough}

  15. Posted by Anon | December 23, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    lol…i liked that too.

  16. Posted by Ping Jiang | December 23, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    Should be like this:
    “Floppy as they are, twizzlers are I have got in the hand right now.”

  17. Posted by Ertyrfhed | December 23, 2010 at 11:46 PM

    b2cshop.us

  18. Posted by WorkingClassMan | December 26, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Well, if Nails wrote you a bad check, then why don’t you set the police on him for fraud? Last I heard, that was still illegal…

  19. Posted by Anonymous | December 28, 2010 at 11:08 PM

    U hear me Lenny Dick-stra?

  20. Posted by Asdrsa5 | December 29, 2010 at 3:36 AM

    jerseymall.org

    jerseymall.net