News

Does This Christmas “Dream Wish List” Belong To One Of Your Lady Friends?

The only thing it seems we can expect re: bonuses this year is that they’ll be all over the place. Hedge funds are looking at slight increase, many banks are looking at a flat to 30 percent decrease and some people’s bonuses will be so bad they’ve inspired code names like The Zeros. It’s nerve-wracking, to say the least. One thing that’s comforting, however, is to know that there remains group of people confident that compensation 2010 will be generous enough to not disrupt their quality of life, including the Christmas season.

Like the person who put together this list of wants. It was found on the Metro North last week, left by a commuter coming back from the city. The annotations were presumably made by the fellow expected to purchase the items requested, which include but are certainly not limited to several bags (Louis Vuitton, Goyard, Givenchy- in a dark color, not black), a large Cartier watch, a Cartier love bracelet, several necklaces, spa services, big pearl earrings, an Hermès blanket, a bike, and gold, silver or sparkly Louboutins. Hopefully the list was was produced and distributed in triplicate otherwise someone’s gonna be in big trouble.

65 comments
(hidden for your protection)
Show all comments

65 Responses to “Does This Christmas “Dream Wish List” Belong To One Of Your Lady Friends?”

  1. Guest says:

    what a twat.

  2. Guest says:

    what a twat.

  3. buckettrader says:

    His personal shopper’s gonna get it

  4. Anonymous says:

    His list to her is one word long: Anal.

  5. anti DB says:

    Thought Lisa Marie lived UES, what is she doing on Metro North ??

    • Gueset says:

      can you keep up? the list was left by the dude. and btw, i’d take lisa marie over your standard gold digger anyway. the girl’s batshit insanity is at least entertaining.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Nauseating.

  7. whipped bf says:

    this guy was probably worried about the wrath facing him when he asked for another copy of the list. got to work today and there it was all over the internet! good day.

    • Anonymous says:

      The hyperlinks in the text suggest it was emailed to the guy. Since it’s annotated by hand my assumption would be that the GF (or wife?) emailed it to him at work, and he did some research before hitting the 6-oh-whatever out on the New Haven Line. Which means the list is still on his email…

      Of course if it was sent to his work email and he works in finance a copy also went to his compliance manager, who is probably (if this is a small enough firm) laughing his a** off right now.

      • Compliance Manager says:

        I have been laughing my ass off all day with the PwC auditors over a crazy email we found….

  8. Richard Cripples says:

    With a list like that she had better be either really hot or really slutty, ideally both. She had also better understand that at some point her boyfriend’s wish list is going to be only one item: “a younger, dirtier version of you (possibly Asian)” and that Santa will be good to him, while she’ll be on Craigslist posting ads to meet “guys who work in finance.”

    • Anon says:

      the tone of this list makes me feel like she rarely puts out and just has him whipped.

      • Richard Cripples says:

        Seems more transactional to me, he wrote notes and actually corrected her spelling errors like it was a memo. That is not a whipped guy, that is the guy on the “Review Your Order and Click Here to Purchase” section of a web retailer deciding if he wants to renew his subscription for one more year.

      • Richard Cripples says:

        Seems more transactional to me, he wrote notes and actually corrected her spelling errors like it was a memo. That is not a whipped guy, that is the guy on the “Review Your Order and Click Here to Purchase” section of a web retailer deciding if he wants to renew his subscription for one more year.

  9. B.F. Zero III says:

    ” You know that business about crawling a thousand miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow and what not. Can we just go back to that? “

  10. covey 01 says:

    All she would get from me is a stocking stuffer!

  11. JeffG says:

    Pearl Necklaces are easy. Pearl earrings are much harder, amirite guys?

  12. Guestguest says:

    This is just ripe for “Receipt Guy”.
    ~not Receipt Guy but an admirer of his work

  13. Guestguest says:

    This is just ripe for “Receipt Guy”.
    ~not Receipt Guy but an admirer of his work

  14. Violated says:

    The comments were not hidden for my protection. I feel so… violated.

  15. Violated says:

    The comments were not hidden for my protection. I feel so… violated.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure if the limit on my Chase debit card can cover this list, don’t want to max it out again

  17. Guest says:

    A bicycle “?”

  18. DuckFace says:

    Mariah Carey “All I want for Christmas is You” single + paid-in-advance YAZ perscription

  19. IngloriousBasterd says:

    Whatever happened to gold, frankincense & myrrh?

  20. Guest says:

    List was obviously lost by a personal shopper or even more likely his retarded 23 y/o secretary.

  21. Guest says:

    i’m starting to understand why the terrorists hate us.