There’s an old saying that goes “write what you know.” When JC Davies was laid off from her job in the fall of 2008, she decided to do just that. Though she had spent nearly a decade as an equity research analyst, first at ING Barings, then Goldman Sachs and finally RIM Securities, what she truly knew, deep within her soul had nothing to do with money or investing. What JC Davies knew was this: dick. And not just white dick but dick of all colors of the rainbow—so much so that you could call her an expert, and she hopes you will.
But let’s backtrack for a moment. As I have said at least once prior, on a daily basis, a whole lot of garbage ends up in my inbox, most of it unsolicited. Sometimes though, on rare occasions, there is the potential for universe-altering gold. Yesterday afternoon, it was this:
Celebrating Chanukah for the first time with a Conservative Jewish family? Worried about being the only Caucasian in a roomful of non-white family members? Concerned that your boisterous Italian family might scare off your new Japanese girlfriend? If you’re in an interfaith, interracial, or intercultural relationship, you may just find yourself in one of these awkward situations this holiday season.
Despite an initial reaction to ‘delete immediately,’ a little voice said ‘keep going.’
How can you not let these issues drive a wedge between you and your significant other? And just how accommodating should you have to be? NYC author and blogger J.C. Davies is hitting airwaves and print to discuss these questions. Her new book I GOT THE FEVER (feverbook.com) explores the dynamics — and often juicy details — of dating in today’s diverse world, especially within five unique cultures: Latino, Asian, Black, Jewish, and Indian.
A former Wall Street professional, J.C. has more than 20 years of experience in studying — and dating — men of different cultures.
From there I immediately navigated to Davies’ website, where I was rewarded ten-fold. First off, a little bit about our new favorite penis equal opportunist. None of it is germane to anything but all of it must be read. In her own words:
* “I spent more than a decade managing money and writing stock opinions on Wall Street. After the market downturn of 2008, I began focusing on my other area of expertise: interracial dating. I have more than 20 years of experience dating men of different cultures, including: Latino, Asian, Jewish, Black and Middle Eastern men. I live in Midtown Manhattan with my boyfriend and geriatric cat.”
* “I have over imbibed on occasion, but definitely not a drunk”
* “My father hates it when I say we were poor white trash, but as my mother now admits, we spent way too much time in trailers and homes with outhouses or no electricity to be called anything else.”
* “It took until college that I was found to have several learning disabilities, most of which I can’t pronounce. Afterwards school was much better, but it didn’t mean there wasn’t a lot of, um, misunderstandings. My great aunt announced to the family that I “would never graduate from college because I was a retard!” (Sorry you’re 0 for 2 auntie.) When I told my boss at a big-five accounting firm he said “So what, that means you’re retarded?” I found that it was better not to tell people because they were so generally ignorant about what it means to have a learning disability (aka dyslexia). But now my secret is out and you, my readers now know; but rest assured and let me say it again to put you at ease – I am not retarded!”
* “I like it hot hot hot. I am not sure why, maybe because my father practically raised us on Tabasco, but I have a very healthy love for all things hot. When I order Thai in the city I always say ‘I want it spicy, Thai spicy not white people spicy.’”
* “Most people know me running the city streets in my four-inch high heels, so they would probably never guess that I also have experience running heavy equipment: a backhoe, tractor, skidder, and loader.”
And here is the cover of her book, I Got The Fever:
(How many of those models do you think she worked with during her time on the Street? This thing was self-published so it’s not as though she had a huge budget.)
Obviously, it was ordered immediately. While waiting for Davies’ pearls of wisdom to arrive, I got a preview of what’s in store in the blog section of her site. This is an excerpt from a post entitled “Why I never liked Asian women”
When I started working on Wall Street the only notable Asian woman I knew was nicknamed “Mesohorny” because although she was in an über-conservative Wall Street environment she wore the same style micro-mini skirt with a man-style collared shirt (open as far as it could legally go) every single day. Every. Single. Day.
So until I wrote my book, my relationships with Asian women were few. I saw them as very snobbish. Mesohorny was the worst of the group; she would look right through you like you were nothing. You could talk right to her face and she would ignore you. You could introduce yourself over and over and she would always act like she had never met you. Asian women seemed cold, and aside from Mesohorny, most of them seemed overly conservative and quiet—not really a great combo for a loudmouth like me. And then there was all that submissive crap. It seemed like the men were only with them because they thought they were “submissive.” My momma raised me to be strong independent woman. That submissive BS just doesn’t fly with me, so neither did Asian women.
But when I was researching my book I found out that I was pretty much categorically, across-the-board wrong about Asian women. When I understood more about some of the elements of Asian culture everything became clearer. Of particular importance is the high value Asians place on “saving face,” or ensuring that you maintain the highest level of respect, honor, and reputation. And people can lose face in a number of ways that are so subtle that a non-Asian would likely miss them. You can’t do the following, for instance: disagree with the group, make disapproving facial expression, or break even one of millions of etiquette rules for eating, drinking, greeting, or even peeing (okay I made that last one up, but I am sure there a “rules” about that too). This affects Asian life at every level. The reason that Asian women seemed snobby: saving face. The reason they seemed cold: saving face. The reason they were so quiet: saving face. The reason they were so conservative: saving face. The reason my friend cracked under pressure and eventually thought she was Christ himself: saving face.
So what does that mean for interracial daters? It may take longer to really get to know your Asian guy or gal. It may also take a while to get “buy-in” from relatives or to truly feel comfortable dealing with some Asian cultural norms. Don’t expect your Asian woman to be a doormat or your Asian man to be a tyrant. Be mindful of some of the Asian cultural norms and always realize there is a lot more to any Asian person than just their “face.”
From a post entitled: “Filipino Players, Latinas & Vienna Sausages”
Umm, yeah the “Asians have small dicks” thing is out there and people make it sound so extreme like Asian men are sporting a Vienna sausage or something. When researching my book both women and men said Asians were, in general, average to slightly below average. That stereotype is still out there, but I think that is not Latin women specific. Just ignore that BS.
And one called “Interracial Cougar Fever”
When I started this blog a few months ago I targeted it to women. But guess who wrote in first (with a few exceptions)? Young twenty-something men, mostly brothers and Asians. I still get e-mails, IMs, Wall posts, and Twitters, all from guys who could (dare I say) numerically are young enough to be my own children. And it’s not just online. At the Shag Paper Party last week, (See my Facebook page for awesome pics.) I had a young brother who couldn’t be more than 25 years old hard selling me on what he had to offer an older woman like myself. (Hey buddy, thanks for calling me “old” by the way) Then I started to realize that it’s not just me.
We old broads look better than previous generations. Hell, because of the obesity epidemic, a lot of us old broads look better than the younger generation too. So why Cougar Fever? Because we still got it baby! So why this rash of “interracial” Cougar Fever? I think that if you are open to older women, you are more likely to be open to different races as well. So women: count your cubs as a blessing, not a curse; and put them to work making you happy!
Naturally, I will be requesting an interview with this woman. Assuming she says yes, what questions would you like me to ask on your behalves?
Finally, given that it is a company that very vocally prides itself on diversity (and whose talent pool probably gave Davies’ her first real taste), I think it would be nice for Goldman to invite JC to give a lecture (followed by a Happy Hour in her honor).
I Got The Fever [Author Website]
absolutely fucking epic
Wow. Happy Hanukkah Bess! Best present I’ve gotten this year.
But disappointed that you didn’t address her pearls of wisdom re: dating the Chosen People….
Might well be a new DB classic.
-Menotsohorny after reading this
Is this a cover photo of one of Gundlach’s DVDs?
if I could get my jaw off the floor I would be able to speak
so much horror in one spot! holy fack!
Once you go black, you will never go back.
-stanley
OMG! I think I am going to read this book from cover to cover. As a woman in finance that enjoys men of all colors, I have to see if this chick can add to my knowledge base.
God this is the gift that keeps on giving. Actual section heading in her book:
“Sexual Deviance, Cannibalism, Virgin Sacrifice?”
Bess, can you order a copy to be sent to Tiger Woods? Clearly he needs her interracial dating tips. Also, maybe Dealbreaker should send a complimentary inscribed copy to Jeffrey Gundlach. Just suggesting….
This was the most entertaining piece of my morning thanks Bess – well other than of course seeing the homeless man outside my office piss in a cup and wash his face in it.
Surprisingly her analysis of Asians is dead on. Asian women have made me the monster I am today.
incredible work Bess
Ask her if Indian men have smaller penises than east Asian men.
Hmmm. Now I know what I will write about, when I am laid off…by myself.
- P. Jiang
she stole our idea!!!
-andrea tong
You have experience running heavy equipment and you call THAT the tractor story?
would’ve been funny/clever if PJ didn’t 1) work for himself 2) wasn’t up 120% ytd
FYI, guy in the top left corner of the book cover runs the High Yield syndicate desk at GS.
Self-publishing is the NKI
save your face buddy
I can add to your knowledge base tonight!
- 25 y/o brother, adding value to older women
bitches turning tricks and suckin dicks on some porno flicks
-S. Thug
I’m sure it’s just me, but while trying to figure the connection between the picture and the story, “cum dumpster” was the first thing I free-associated.
Is the front-loader for the buckets of cum?
-guy who is trying real hard not to imagine said scenario if it involves whatever that is inside the pink dress.
“You lost a little face didn’t ya? Got your face back?”
“I had a young brother who couldn’t be more than 25 years old hard selling me on what he had to offer an older woman like myself.”
Ask her if she means “…hard, selling…” or “…hard-selling…”
Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open. Either a nigga wear a rubber or he die smokin’.
Ask if her Coke taste funny.
Nice gunt.
Yes and it is titled, “Do Me in My Bucket”
Lights On…..Sunglasses On……Bent over bulldozer bucket…….finish in pink purse
Stacks of pink-frosted donuts turn on my eating disorder. Other than that, I have no concerns.
Check out the back on that ho!
Sounds like JC has had plenty of unsolicited garbage wind up in her inbox..Hey-o
Dey see me rollin’, dey hatin’
She should have stayed in the trailer parks, it would have gotten her equally far: fat, retarded, unemployed, and the neighborhood whore.
-Submissive Asian girl
White Trash MILF Gangbangs Vol. 3.
Jesus christ. Sleeping with your brother(s), or at least being turned on by them and (THEN!) including it in your book? Disgustingly crass.
Only in America, people.
-Parisian LEH Quant
love it. love that she worked at GS.
That book cover looks like the White Brite poster that was popular in dentist offices across the country in the 90′s.
wait, I don’t get it, is the answer to the book title “Jungle”, or “Cowbell”?
On the cover pic above of her and the dudes, are those the guys with that STAR computer program?
…and is she hiding the spare tire to the front-loader in her dress?
So, if she wanted an Asian guy to give her “9 inches and make it hurt”, he’d have to insert it 3 times and pull her hair?
That equipment is not a “dumpster” but rather a “front loader”. But there are probably 45,000 sexual innuendos and euphimisms to be created from such imagery.
-Guy Who Knows How to Use His Heavy Equipment Properly When She Asks
I’m not sure about Manhattan, but in NJ I think there’s some sort of law against screwing chicks with learning disabilities.
only if you get caught
i believe they would F** her thrice and then hit her over the head with a brick
“I also have experience running heavy equipment: a backhoe, tractor, skidder, and loader.”
Which one is the black guy?
I love this chick on all the Comedy Central roasts
JC Davies never worked at GS. But she looks suspiciosly like someone named Bonnie Lipschitz that I banged in the 4th floor broom closet.
Pshaw. Kim Cattrall she ain’t
For those curious, here is her take on Tribe Shtupping from her blog:
http://feverbook.com/blog/tag/jewish-dating
I’m confused, is this bitch’s name JC Davies or JC Penney? The whole white-trash trailer thing through me off.
Not sure about the MILF part there buddy
One wonders what the live-in boyfried thinks about this…
I see still a lot of lowlife still on Wall Street. No wonder nobody like you! You are all bunch of hypocrite, self absorbed, selfish people. Let’s see where you end up again when the market crashes!
We have every reason to believe Ms Davies has stolen this intellectual property she shared with us during her recruitment interviews 6-34 and is now claiming this Goldman proprietary material as her own. A cease and desist order will soon be issued, Ms Davies.
-Goldman Suits
That’s “rowrife” to you Long Duck Dong.
Please post again after you pass 4th grade grammar.
she told me take my sunglasses off but she look horrendous
I love you
Donger need food!!!
Market already crashed, buddy. We’re still here.
What kind of a putz would shtup this shiksa? Ich vill nicht vesn…
You trashy bitch talk about Asian’s “saving face”, how dare you!
I’ll make you scream “saving my rectal lining”!
- P. Jiang
I think my question would have to be this:
In the event you could piece together you’re ideal man from your many conquests – and upon selection, that race is no longer available, where would the cock come from, where would the brain come from, and where would the money come from?
Noted and agreed.
As I said, it was simple free association.
JC Davies’s Experience
*
Author
DoubleWide Publications
(Publishing industry)
March 2010 — Present (10 months)
*
Fund Portfolio Manager & Senior Equity Analyst, Health Care
Rochdale Investment Management
(Financial Services industry)
October 2002 — October 2008 (6 years 1 month)
•Analyzed small- and mid-cap companies (for $2.6B asset manager) within all health care subsectors: medical technology, biotech, genomics, HMOs, hospitals, specialty providers, pharmaceuticals, and distributors.
• Managed over $70M in long-only client accounts as well as a long/short product.
• Identified undervalued companies by assessing industry and company fundamentals through company visits, trade shows, industry contacts, physician surveys, and clinical research evaluation.
• Constructed company valuations based on projected financials/DCF as well as relative valuation.
• Created health care long/short mutual fund: developed fund strategy, composed prospectus, created budget, constructed trading guidelines, presented at investor and sales meetings, and coordinated SEC filings.
• Performed attribution and risk analysis using Factset and Barra software.
*
Associate Analyst, Global Investment Research
Goldman, Sachs & Co.
(Financial Services industry)
March 2001 — March 2002 (1 year 1 month)
• Maintained coverage of securities in the medical technology sector, focusing on orthopedics, medical supply, ophthalmology, and dental subsectors.
• Performed primary research and analysis: conducted surveys, communicated with university researchers and physicians, made company visits, and developed financial and market models.
• Communicated investment recommendations to institutional clients and Goldman Sachs’ salesforce through research reports, First Call notes, meetings, health care conferences, e-mail, and phone communications.
• Performed due diligence for investment banking clients, including $130 million initial public offering (IPO).
• Coverage: BOL, BDX, DJO, EYE, SYD, SYK, and XRAY.
*
Associate Analyst, Equity Research
ING Barings LLC
(Financial Services industry)
May 2000 — March 2001 (11 months)
• Assisted senior analyst in covering the medical technology segment.
• Participated in banking engagements, including private placements and M&A.
*
Associate Director of Network Development
Columbia Cornell Care LLC New York, NY
(Hospital & Health Care industry)
September 1999 — May 2000 (9 months)
• Developed and maintained network of more than 3,000 physicians for innovative health care start-up.
• Negotiated and drafted managed care risk contracts and designed associated funds flow models.
*
Senior Consultant
Ernst & Young LLP
(Financial Services industry)
March 1997 — September 1999 (2 years 7 months)
• Developed narrative and financial forecasts for feasibility studies used to support $26-156M bond offerings.
• Prepared consolidated forecast financials for major merger of three hospitals in New York: evaluated debt capacity, examined current management initiatives, and assessed potential for merger synergies.
• Negotiated managed care contracts with New England’s largest payor for PHO with 800 physicians.
*
Consultant
Deloitte & Touche LLP
(Financial Services industry)
1996 — 1997 (1 year )
• Audited settlements, IBNR, and cost reports for publicly traded health maintenance organizations.
• Supported development of operating budget for community health care provider, eliminated $6 million deficit.
Was ist “vesn”?
Ich will nicht?
He’s too busy watching NASCAR to notice.
Everything about this is AWESOME.
Bess: pls send JC a personal invitation to join the DB commentariat.
My question:
In that picture with the front loader, are you actually “working the speedbag” or just thinking about it?
hold up…”Since I was a kid I liked to run. In high school I ran cross-country and track.” last time I looked at the girls on the cross country team, I thought someone had left them in a closet with one piece of bread between them…this beyatch looks like she’s been fighting her weight since birth. cross country my a$$! other than that, I have no concerns…
hold up…”Since I was a kid I liked to run. In high school I ran cross-country and track.” last time I looked at the girls on the cross country team, I thought someone had left them in a closet with one piece of bread between them…this beyatch looks like she’s been fighting her weight since birth. cross country my a$$! other than that, I have no concerns…
Wait a second– Rochdale? This chick worked for Dick Bove?!?!?
Once you go black, we don’t want you back.
-white guy, speaking for all white guys with standards
impossible -the population of nj would have died off already.
Ask her if she enjoyed filming that hotel scene in Boiler Room.
Yes, but how is her analysis of dead asians, mmm?
Q – Our friends at Handbridge Capital always prefer the interlocking technique. Does JC find that the overlap works better for certain ethnic groups?
she’s like 45. things change.
Aw. You seem stressed. Hug it out?
OMG. Has she actually banged any DB commentators? She MUST post!
Hope she attends her B-School’s recruiting fairs. Would love to hear her lecture.
Does she know that UBS sucks? Would she like that?
Doesn’t it mean something like “I don’t even want to know”…? I thought I picked that up somewhere.
-Guys who’s not actually Jewish but loves that Yiddish words are so perfectly descriptive of the things they represent that they are practically onomatopoeic
Maybe that’s why he’s the live-in boyfriend and not the live-in husband. Just sayin’.
Dream Team for a Panel Discussion: JC Davies, the Duke PowerPoint Girl, and…
Ich will’s nicht wissen.
DB’s readership is pretty wide-reaching so it’s possible!
uh, racist much?
- girl who thinks yeah, you’re racist and strangely proud of it
I wouldn’t f*ck her with a stolen dick.
Check out the picture:
http://feverbook.com/blog/tag/jewish-dating
If a gal is going to show that much boobage, the boobies should be perkier. Her boobies headed south like LeBron James did. Gravity is not doing her any favors. She needs less decolletage and more underwire bras. Chris Rock said it best after Janet Jackson’s Superbowl wardrobe malfunction. “Forty year old tittie, that’s your man’s tittie. Twenty year old tittie, that’s community tittie!”
That’s very amusing… not the comment, but the 8 people (to date) who like it. Apparently you don’t want to accept half the founding fathers, who liked to dip the pen every now and again in black ink, and lacked, uhm, standards. Gotcha.
Hey I’ve self published (no really) and all three of my readers loved the book.
She seems to be marketing herself pretty well. This free publicity will put a few dollars in her pocket.
I ruv you rong time.
If we don’t get a DB commentator who has had relations with her to give us a blow by blow account by COB Friday, I will track her down and take one for the team.
I think every guy on that dust jacket cover is also a dick expert.
Besides, Jennifer Aniston is also a “dating expert” of 20 years experience and now she’s lucky if she doesn’t get dumped by R2D2.
if 5 people buy her book it will be because of this post.
Is this a face saving thing?
Banker_chick: think he made a mistake in his signature line. Correct signature should read “fat white guy, speaking for all the other fat white guys who never get laid”
Nope, no mistake. Shall I repeat for further emphasis? I am a white guy, speaking for all white guys with standards.
-white guy, who doesn’t feel the need to say, “I have tons of black friends BUT…”
Hey, I know this chic. She sleeps with anyone who is willing to pay for her dinner.
I would imagine that’s more polite than hitting her over the head with a brick and then f***ing her thrice.
Just like Bess said: this lady knows Dick.
I love how she emailed this garbage in knowing she’d be eviscerated, blogged about being victimized, and then set up an interview. You want to complement her for her PR work but then you realize aside from a handful of real idiots, nobody will buy this garbage and she’ll have spent whatever she saved before she got fired on self publishing. Is her book like hr blog Bess? Meaning does she write in fake letters with questions no one thinks to ask like a poor man’s version of Dear Abby and then answer them?
Also, she’s old and disgustingly ugly – she must have been fucking Kunta Kinte and George Washington Carver back in the day. Someone please tell her to move her arthritic joints and wear a shirt to cover up her tits – shit looks like rocks in socks and made me throw up my seamlessweb dinner.
CurlyStu, thanks for the fun night – it was the best I ever had. How was it for you?
Ok JC, Nice comments you got here. If I were you, I would be in hiding right now.
JC – you’re about 60 now right? Don’t worry about your post menopausal rocks in socks tits that hang to your fat knees. In a couple more years, they’ll be long enough for the brothers in the nursing home to nurse on from across the room.
Now keep on doing all that illegal shit that got you canned after a couple months from goldman (you know the firm you pretend worked at) and ING (seriously? I think I had an online savings account there) and Rochdale (Jesus Christ I can’t make this work history up).
@ 2 AM ON A FRIDAY MORNING SHOULDN’T YOU JUST BE GETTING ON THE POLE @ CRACK WHORES ARE US YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!
CURLY STU? LMAO WHAT ARE YOU SOMEONE’S PRISON BITCH? YOU ARE A SHITTY RACIST CUNT!!! HEHEHE YOU’RE ANGRY BECAUSE JC REJECTED YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE NOODLE DICK. LOL MAYBE THE THOUGHT OF YOUR LIVER SPOTTED SAGGING WRINKLED NUT SACK MADE HER THROW UP IN HER OWN MOUTH. MAYBE JC’S NOT INTO BEASTIALITY YOU UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH BASTARD! YOU SOUND VERY INTERESTED IN THE BROTHERS’ BIG BLACK DICKS WHY DON’T YOU ASK SOME OF THEM TO RUN A TRAIN ON YOU SO YOU CAN LIVE OUT YOUR SICK FANTASY OF GETTING MOUTH-RAPED AND SODOMIZED ON LATE NIGHTS BY YOUR ALCOHOLIC, RED NECK, HILL BILLY STEP FATHER.
SHE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL EVER!!! NOW GO SOMEWHERE AND CRY ABOUT BEING AN UGLY BITCH TRAPPED INSIDE AN UGLY BASTARDS BODY YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
JC, pathetic much? You realize people can tell it’s you and it’s just sad right?
I’M NOT JC SEE U FAGOT!!! THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT KNOW JUST HOW AWESOME SHE IS HATER!!! YOU R PATHETIC U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TALK ABOUT A WOMAN THAT COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU. U R A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN!!! DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GO PLUCK UR LITTLE DICK OFF WITH TWEEZERS AND PREVENT YOUR MOTHER FROM SUCKING THAT FOLLICLE THAT YOU HAVE. IT’S CLEAR YOU’RE A FAGOT BITCH! NOT GAY BUT A FAGOT CUNT!!! YOU’RE ANGRY LIKE I SAID BEFORE TRY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET AND STOP DENYING THAT YOU’RE GAY!!! YOU’RE TAKING IT UP THE ASS!!! YOU’RE GAY LEAVE IT AT THAT U SHIT FACED BASTARD!!!
I’M NOT JC SEE U FAGOT!!! THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT KNOW JUST HOW AWESOME SHE IS HATER!!! YOU R PATHETIC U HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TALK ABOUT A WOMAN THAT COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU. U R A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN!!! DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GO PLUCK UR LITTLE DICK OFF WITH TWEEZERS AND PREVENT YOUR MOTHER FROM SUCKING THAT FOLLICLE THAT YOU HAVE. IT’S CLEAR YOU’RE A FAGOT BITCH! NOT GAY BUT A FAGOT CUNT!!! YOU’RE ANGRY LIKE I SAID BEFORE TRY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET AND STOP DENYING THAT YOU’RE GAY!!! YOU’RE TAKING IT UP THE ASS!!! YOU’RE GAY LEAVE IT AT THAT U SHIT FACED BASTARD!!!
UR ANGRY PERHAPS YOUR DICK IS SMALL TOO TRY GETTING A PENAL IMPLANT.
UR ANGRY PERHAPS YOUR DICK IS SMALL TOO TRY GETTING A PENAL IMPLANT.
I’VE SEEN A PICTURE OF THIS CUNT BETH THAT WROTE THIS STORY THERE’S NO WAY THAT OLD BITCH IS 25 WITH THOSE CROWS FEET AROUND HER EYES. THIS BITCH IS AT LEAST 40. SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE’S TALKING ABOUT. HOW DID U GET YOUR JOB CUNT? DO YOU HAVE A BLUE DRESS COVERED IN CUM LIKE MONICA LEWINSKY OR DID YOU SWALLOW?
I’VE SEEN A PICTURE OF THIS CUNT BETH THAT WROTE THIS STORY THERE’S NO WAY THAT OLD BITCH IS 25 WITH THOSE CROWS FEET AROUND HER EYES. THIS BITCH IS AT LEAST 40. SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE’S TALKING ABOUT. HOW DID U GET YOUR JOB CUNT? DO YOU HAVE A BLUE DRESS COVERED IN CUM LIKE MONICA LEWINSKY OR DID YOU SWALLOW?
Clearly you are so stupid that you can’t even tell how you look in the comments section here. Well when you’re done writing gibberish, maybe this reality will hit you: You’re disgustingly old and ugly (read the comments here), you were a failure in terms of a career, based on being a failure I am sure you have a few dimes to your name, you wrote something nobody will read and that’s why it was self published, and based on your spending on a cover picture, editor, marketing, even an employee to help you (how fucking lazy do you have to be you geriatric piece of shit?), I am sure you are dead broke.
yeah yeah something about me being gay and a small penis…remember i fucked your white trash dad with that small penis and after fucking him he told me you have no inheritance coming your way my soon to be homeless crack whore.
If you are not JC, then you must be the desperate, loser boyfriend of her. Boy, he must be so desperate.
If you are not JC, then you must be the desperate, loser boyfriend of her. Boy, he must be so desperate.
wow how the hell did i miss this thread
Hot damn!!! I’d like to be a fly on the wall when that happens
That’s rlaely thinking at a high level
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