• 03 Dec 2010 at 12:30 PM

John Kinnucan Is Psyched To Have Been Subpoened By The FBI

By Bess Levin

“I’m happy to do it because I think it’s going to demonstrate my innocence,” Kinnucan said of the request for information. Will he be happy with all the other fun stuff the feds likely have in store for him after he refused to wear a wire while conversing with SAC Capital, notified his clients of the investigations, and instead of choosing to put a lid on it, pimped his story out to the highest bidder(s)? Stay tuned!

Comments (5)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    Kinnucan starting to remind anyone else of this guy?

    http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Black-Knight-monty-python-380122_800_441.jpg

  2. 2
    Posted by tits | December 3, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    He blew another chance for Feds to nab Stevie. It’s just a matter of time!

    This dude needs some quality ass rappin’

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | December 3, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    Is wearing a wire for the Feds like “wearing” a dry erase marker?

    If so, some of my employees may be interested, feel free to get in touch.

    -P. Jiang

  4. 4
    Posted by Ass Rapper | December 3, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    Like Uncle Luke or Splack Pack?

  5. 5
    Posted by Ping Jiang | December 3, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    They are all like that, psyched before the insertion. Afterward, they feel a lot different.

    - P. Jiang

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