• 16 Dec 2010 at 4:22 PM

Mark Haines Gave Erin Burnett A Bra For Christmas

What? Like that’s weird?


[via BI]

Number one, it’s not weird, and number two, it’s even less weird that the nature of the bra–it doubles as a gas mask– encourages one to take it off. For those of you wondering what Haines did with the matching panties, I think it’s pretty obvious he kept those for himself.

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  1. Posted by Guest | December 16, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    wow

  2. Posted by Tyler_Mathisen | December 16, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    Haines you fuckin naughty hawk!

  3. Posted by Guest | December 16, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    can I be the first to say that bra is obviously way too big for her? no way EB fills out that cup.

  4. Posted by Guest | December 16, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    can I be the first to say that bra is obviously way too big for her? no way EB fills out that cup.

  5. Posted by Guest | December 16, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    can I be the first to say that bra is obviously way too big for her? no way EB fills out that cup.

  6. Posted by AT | December 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    my boss gave me a similar gift once.

    -andrea tong

  7. Posted by AT | December 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    my boss gave me a similar gift once.

    -andrea tong

  8. Posted by AT | December 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    my boss gave me a similar gift once.

    -andrea tong

  9. Posted by AT | December 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    my boss gave me a similar gift once.

    -andrea tong

  10. Posted by AT | December 16, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    my boss gave me a similar gift once.

    -andrea tong

  11. Posted by DD | December 16, 2010 at 9:35 PM

    tough but fair.

  12. Posted by DD | December 16, 2010 at 9:35 PM

    tough but fair.

  13. Posted by BraFitter | December 16, 2010 at 9:40 PM

    Do they make “A-” size cups?

  14. Posted by Anon | December 16, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    you ever seen a bra in real life?

  15. Posted by EB Fan | December 16, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    lights on, 1/2 of gas-mask bra as a gag, 1/2 of gas-mask bra to wipe down afterwards

  16. Posted by guest | December 16, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    I’m rock hard right now

    - Guy who hasn’t been rock hard since the clip of MCC telling that Irishman that he shouldn’t tell her to put it in her mouth

  17. Posted by Somnolento | December 16, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Isn’t she Jewish?

  18. Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    speaking of stiff…how about mika’s reaction?

  19. Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    speaking of stiff…how about mika’s reaction?

  20. Posted by Dr. Rosenrose | December 16, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    Indeed. The cute nose(job) will trick you, but the bad blowjobs give it away everytime…

  21. Posted by Dr. Rosenrose | December 16, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    Indeed. The cute nose(job) will trick you, but the bad blowjobs give it away everytime…

  22. Posted by Guest | December 16, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    nope

  23. Posted by Guest | December 16, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    nope

  24. Posted by Guest | December 16, 2010 at 10:07 PM

    nope

  25. Posted by CT | December 16, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    thank you! i told my colleagues this was an appropriate gift for a female co-worker and they all said no.

  26. Posted by CT | December 16, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    thank you! i told my colleagues this was an appropriate gift for a female co-worker and they all said no.

  27. Posted by CT | December 16, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    thank you! i told my colleagues this was an appropriate gift for a female co-worker and they all said no.

  28. Posted by DiverDan | December 16, 2010 at 10:48 PM

    It’s rumored the bra is needed pre-dive. Confirm or deny?

  29. Posted by God | December 16, 2010 at 10:54 PM

    Great comment. Really solid work.

  30. Posted by Can Nibble Burnett's C... | December 16, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    This makes lots of sense, actually. Mark and Erin were joking today that it is their five year anniversary of being together — and what, you may ask, is the gift for a five year anniversary?

    Wood.

    No shit; Mark was talking about a “woodie” anniversary — after seeing that bra, and imagining Erin with enough to fill it, I feel like I need to go rub one out…

  31. Posted by Sdjl | December 16, 2010 at 11:09 PM

    huh?

  32. Posted by Sdjl | December 16, 2010 at 11:09 PM

    huh?

  33. Posted by Me | December 16, 2010 at 11:10 PM
  34. Posted by Me | December 16, 2010 at 11:10 PM
  35. Posted by Me | December 16, 2010 at 11:11 PM

    Oops. Translation: insert bad UBS dress code joke here. That flopped.

  36. Posted by Chick Sheen | December 16, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    Is Erin Burnett Jewish?

    Better not. If Dubai or UAE knows it, it’s the end of relationship.

  37. Posted by bra-designer | December 16, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    Is that bra?

    It’s too big for Erin. It must be helmet!

  38. Posted by Frank Stallone | December 16, 2010 at 11:35 PM

    You know Cramer is pissed because he has to return his gift for Erin now

  39. Posted by Frank Stallone | December 16, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    Joe Kernan had to turn this segment off because once again it reminded him of Chaz in the CNBC locker rooms

  40. Posted by Frank Stallone | December 16, 2010 at 11:37 PM

    Joe Kernan had to turn this segment off because once again it reminded him of Chaz in the CNBC locker rooms

  41. Posted by Love it | December 17, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    How do we nominate DB for a Pulitzer?

  42. Posted by ColKernan | December 17, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    Send them a bra with Bess’s name on it, dummy.

  43. Posted by ColKernan | December 17, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    Send them a bra with Bess’s name on it, dummy.

  44. Posted by ColKernan | December 17, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    Send them a bra with Bess’s name on it, dummy.

  45. Posted by ColKernan | December 17, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    Send them a bra with Bess’s name on it, dummy.

  46. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 1:06 AM

    Nice tits. My kind of man.

    - Ping Jiang

  47. Posted by Intellectual Masturbator | December 17, 2010 at 2:28 AM

    Saran wrap undies are such a better gift.

    …and I’m not sure how I feel about a guilt-free, but less-fun Dutch Oven.

    –J. Kramer

  48. Posted by guest | December 17, 2010 at 3:43 AM

    I don’t mind wearing it 24/7 and anywhere as long as it comes with boob.

    It’s also a good stuff to have at the airport especially when your flight departure is delayed.Just tell people you just have a liver transplant which requires to cover face to prevent inspection

  49. Posted by Guest | December 17, 2010 at 4:00 AM

    kind of hilarious how you every comment you leave is about jewish girls giving bad head; why don’t you finally come clean about the JAP who broke your heart?

  50. Posted by Sldjf | December 17, 2010 at 4:01 AM

    I don’t know but Bess deserves one.

  51. Posted by Sld | December 17, 2010 at 4:04 AM

    know how i know you’re gay? you know that wood is for the 5 yr anniversary.

  52. Posted by Moep | December 17, 2010 at 4:56 AM

    Hilarious. Too bad the other hosts don’t seem to happy about it. The old blonde Chick seems pissed though, guess she wanted one as well.

  53. Posted by DiverDan | December 17, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    Gummin’ the monk, kissing the bishop, face fuckin’ the beaver sleeve, glazing the donut, going down, cunnilingus, teasing the kitty, muff diving, dinner ‘neath the bridge…

  54. Posted by DiverDan | December 17, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    Gummin’ the monk, kissing the bishop, face fuckin’ the beaver sleeve, glazing the donut, going down, cunnilingus, teasing the kitty, muff diving, dinner ‘neath the bridge…

  55. Posted by Continuator | December 17, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    Dining at the Y

  56. Posted by Continuator | December 17, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    Dining at the Y

  57. Posted by guest | December 18, 2010 at 12:14 AM

    Obviously Haines didn’t put a lot of thinking into this gift since he simply went to the bathroom and took it off.

  58. Posted by Davhownow | February 9, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    she is the sexiest woman on tv…forget hollywood….highly inteligent she is the complete woman

  59. Posted by Tegeagent007 | March 21, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Erin wishes that was her in that picture. She wishes that she could fill out that bra, but, frankly her rack is small. I saw her show the bra on Morning Joe. It’s also doubles as a gas mask. That was a weird moment. The only thing she’s got going for her is the face and the sexy eyes. Other than that she’s average. However, If you read Men’s Health and what the eight things she would like to see in a man and thinks she can get it, she’ll grow to be an old maid, because no man with a half a brain will go for her crap. In my eyes, no woman is worth it.

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