TG was admitted the hospital today where he will have “minor surgery” to deal with the problem. Continue reading »
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Dan Loeb Has Some Advice For Anyone Feeling Used And Abused By Barack Obama
By Bess LevinLadies, do yourselves a favor and pick up a book called He’s Just Not That Into You. Not to be blunt but the President doesn’t care about you; get that through your heads and move on! You deserve so much more. The sooner you realize that the sooner you can open yourself up to meeting a man that treats you right.
From: Daniel Loeb
Subject: Holiday Gift
Dear Friends/battered wives:
It is that time of year and I just thought of the perfect gift in light of some of you. In case the President’s hostage rant wasn’t enough to turn you off, I thought I’d buy any of you a great book for gals who just keep on pursuing the wrong guy. Made popular on Oprah a few years back, “He’s Just Not That Into You” seems like the perfect holiday stocking stuffer for true blue Democrats who just can’t get enough of our President’s smack downs on hard working successful Americans known as “the 2%”
http://www.amazon.com/Hes-Just-That-Into-Understanding/dp/068987474X
“I will paraphrase the email with a Lil Wayne lyric which is ‘throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower’ but it also said some stuff about Credit Default Swaps”
By Bess LevinThis is a rambling, anonymous, first-person account of one guy talking his way out of a job at Morgan Stanley. It starts with him finding some MS chick’s cell in a cab, reading the text messages between her and her married boss (with whom she was having an affair), returning the phone, asking to send a resume, interviewing, not being patient enough to wait and hear he got the job, cursing the adulteress out over email and being told to seek professional help. It’s oddly hypnotic. If you’ve ever been in a similar situation, do share. [PRR]
Earlier this week, we got word via some RBS higher-ups that bonuses for the Queen’s bitches would be “less than 2009″ this year. How much less? If you’re lucky, apparently thirty percent and if you’re not, more. So, this is not the best news if you happen to be an employee of the Royal Bank (nor is the fact that the payouts don’t come until June) and while it may be little solace, consider taking heart: you could be working in Ireland, where the government has passed out its routing number and asked the banks to direct deposit employees’ bonuses in its checking account. Continue reading »
Supposedly some people will be told to take off early for the weekend and not come back on Monday. Continue reading »
As you may have heard, Representative Ron Paul, whose most passionate cause is abolishing the Fed, has been chosen to run the House’s subcommittee that oversees the Federal Reserve next year. And while one should never jump to conclusions about the intentions of others, based on the fact that Paul has previously introduced legislation to get rid of the thing, wrote a book called “End The Fed,” and, odds are, has ‘Federal Reserve’ at the top of the To Kill list posted to a wall in his basement, one might (involuntarily) draw some. Well, you couldn’t be more off base. Ron Paul loves the Fed! And he’s going to let it live a little while longer, unless Ben Bernanke really pisses him off, in which case, you’re finished. Continue reading »
Management would like to remind everyone look on the bright side. Continue reading »
PIMCO Raises US Growth Forecast After Tax Deal (CNBC)
The bond manager raised its growth forecast for the U.S. economy to between 3 percent and 3.5 percent for 2011 from its earlier estimate of 2 percent to 2.5 percent, Chief Executive Mohamed El-Erian told CNBC late Thursday.
Senate Unveils Tax Bill’s Price Tag (WSJ)
10-year price tag of $858 billion.
Americans in Poll Want Deficit Cut With Entitlements Secured (Bloomberg)
Americans want Congress to bring down a federal budget deficit that many believe is “dangerously out of control,” only under two conditions: minimize the pain and make the rich pay. The public wants Congress to keep its hands off entitlements such as Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security, a Bloomberg National Poll shows. They oppose cuts in most other major domestic programs and defense. They want to maintain subsidies for farmers and tax breaks like the mortgage-interest deduction. And they’re against an increase in the gasoline tax.
Treasury: Financial Bailout Income At $35 Billion (AP)
The government’s heavily criticized $700 billion financial rescue program has earned nearly $35 billion in income over the past two years, according to data obtained by The Associated Press.
Warsaw Makes A Bid To Become Central Europe’s Financial Hub (Dealbook)
In July, Warsaw signed a contract to use the NYSE Euronext trading platform, making it easier for American investors to trade shares from Poland and other countries in the region that are listed on the exchange. The agreement is part of Mr. Sobolewski’s plan to make Warsaw the dominant exchange for Central Europe, with listings from countries like Romania and Ukraine and others as far south as the Balkans…Stephen Schwarzman has his eyes on the region. He told an audience in New York on Tuesday that an acquisition in Central Europe would be “really neat” if regional economies held up. A government privatization wave has drawn investment banks like Goldman Sachs, Citigroup and Morgan Stanley, which have opened offices in Warsaw in the last year. One of the biggest privatizations was the Warsaw Stock Exchange itself, whose shares soared 18 percent promptly after an initial public offering on Nov. 9. “Everyone wants to have a piece of Polish action,” Artur Tomala, head of Goldman Sachs Poland, said last week at a conference sponsored in part by The International Herald Tribune.
BofA Restarts Some Foreclosures (WSJ)
The bank instructed its foreclosure attorneys this week to prepare new affidavits in 7,800 cases where court approval is required to foreclose on a home, out of a total of 102,000 frozen by the bank amid documentation concerns. In states where no court approval is required, attorneys were asked to lift the hold on 8,000 delayed foreclosure sales out of 30,000.
London Bankers To Spend $1.6 Billion Of Bonus Payouts On Homes (Bloomberg)
17 percent less than last year, Savills Plc said.
David Hasselhoff’s Reality Show Dropped (Vulture)
After airing just two episodes of the new reality show The Hasselhoffs this past Sunday night, A&E confirms that it is pulling the show off its schedule. The show, about David Hasselhoff and his two daughters, premiered to poor ratings: 718,000 people watched the first episode, and 505,000 the second. Continue reading »
$$$ Ron Paul Gets Gavel For Fed Panel [WSJ]
$$$ Wesley Snipes Reports To Prison For 3 Year Sentence [ABC]
$$$ Krugman: We Can’t Jump Start The Economy With More Spending [NetNet] Continue reading »
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Dan Loeb: Ben Bernanke’s 60 Minutes Interview Was A Staged Infomercial
By Bess LevinThis, and a psychological evaluation of The Beard, in Third Point's Q3 letter.
Today alone we’ve received two bad pieces of news re: bonuses. Expectations at JPMorgan are that they’ll be down 10-15% and at Morgan Stanley, nearly 30%. But! Employees at some firms– be they Goldman, hedge funds, whoever– must be expecting to fare better based on a little word from a little fella. Continue reading »

