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Presenting: “Those CBS Girls”

“They steal all the boys, they must have superhuman powers.”

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  1. Wombat says:

    FIRST!!

  2. Wombat says:

    FIRST!!

  3. Dennis says:

    Are those dildos they’re holding at 3:27?
    -D. Kneale

  4. Dennis says:

    Are those dildos they’re holding at 3:27?
    -D. Kneale

  5. Guest says:

    That made me reconsider wanting to go to business school.

  6. Teamocil says:

    If you want a picture of the future, imagine this video stomping on a human face – forever

    -G. Orwell

  7. Dr. Rosenrose says:

    Didn’t the Dean at CBS have to send an email reminding them about basic hygiene?? Now I don’t know what to think.

  8. Guest says:

    There are girls here?!

    – Male CBS ’12

  9. Nobody says:

    are they all wearing maternity clothes?

  10. Guest says:

    eff you bitches.

    -Barnard ’14

  11. Barnyard? says:

    pssst. It’s not the school that’s running the boys off. Thought you should know.

    -mirror mirror on the wall

  12. Barnyard? says:

    pssst. It’s not the school that’s running the boys off. Thought you should know.

    -mirror mirror on the wall

  13. Anonymous says:

    Does the north make them ugly, or do the ugly ones just happen to live up north? Chicken/egg.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Does the north make them ugly, or do the ugly ones just happen to live up north? Chicken/egg.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Does the north make them ugly, or do the ugly ones just happen to live up north? Chicken/egg.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Does the north make them ugly, or do the ugly ones just happen to live up north? Chicken/egg.

  17. Last Man Standing says:

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings….

  18. Last Man Standing says:

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings….

  19. Last Man Standing says:

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings….

  20. Last Man Standing says:

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings….

  21. Yo Me says:

    is that the closet bitch girl?

  22. Guest says:

    Yeah I’m gonna have to tear up my CBS application.

  23. Guest says:

    Yeah I’m gonna have to tear up my CBS application.

  24. Guest says:

    Ha, hah. “Gonorrhea girls” at 4:50. You got that right, bitch.

  25. Jack says:

    Now I know why they sell so much heroin there.

  26. Guest says:

    Lights off, loaded shotgun, 911 on speed dial, self defense.

  27. Guest says:

    Lights off, loaded shotgun, 911 on speed dial, self defense.

  28. Thatguy says:

    These things are rarely entertaining. Another to mock – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG6dSJia8Gw

  29. Fat Cow says:

    Mooooooooooooo

  30. LTU says:

    Hmmm…how do I tell this girl she’s unattractive without saying “You’re unattractive.”

    Oops. Nevermind

  31. LTU says:

    Hmmm…how do I tell this girl she’s unattractive without saying “You’re unattractive.”

    Oops. Nevermind

  32. Guest says:

    Sure, no one will regret being part of this two years down the line… or two weeks.

  33. 2StopShop says:

    Correction: You are NOT so much better than her, Katie.

  34. Guest890 says:

    Rhyming French with French = getting your MBA degree’s worth

  35. Jimmy says:

    Poor business decision.

  36. Reality says:

    I think everyone who has posted thus far is a worthless human being

  37. History is a useless degree says:

    ‘most of us could model if we wanted to’ — That is the greatest play on words, ever. I hope. If they meant “most of us could model’ means most of us know how to open excel…

  38. Radioactive Man says:

    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

  39. A CBS Girl says:

    I am one of the girls in this video and all I can say is: you’re going to regret those comments when I’m your boss. ;) Happy holidays!

  40. Guest says:

    i will no longer donate money to columbia business school.
    – cbs alumnus

  41. fail says:

    And I thought the info session was 2.5 he’s of hell…

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