• 21 Dec 2010 at 12:09 PM
  • MBAs

Presenting: “Those CBS Girls”

“They steal all the boys, they must have superhuman powers.”

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Comments (49)

  1. Posted by Wombat | December 21, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    FIRST!!

  2. Posted by Wombat | December 21, 2010 at 5:16 PM

    FIRST!!

  3. Posted by Dennis | December 21, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    Are those dildos they’re holding at 3:27?
    -D. Kneale

  4. Posted by Dennis | December 21, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    Are those dildos they’re holding at 3:27?
    -D. Kneale

  5. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    That made me reconsider wanting to go to business school.

  6. Posted by Teamocil | December 21, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    If you want a picture of the future, imagine this video stomping on a human face – forever

    -G. Orwell

  7. Posted by Dr. Rosenrose | December 21, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    Didn’t the Dean at CBS have to send an email reminding them about basic hygiene?? Now I don’t know what to think.

  8. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    There are girls here?!

    - Male CBS ’12

  9. Posted by Nobody | December 21, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    are they all wearing maternity clothes?

  10. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    eff you bitches.

    -Barnard ’14

  11. Posted by Barnyard? | December 21, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    pssst. It’s not the school that’s running the boys off. Thought you should know.

    -mirror mirror on the wall

  12. Posted by Barnyard? | December 21, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    pssst. It’s not the school that’s running the boys off. Thought you should know.

    -mirror mirror on the wall

  13. Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    Does the north make them ugly, or do the ugly ones just happen to live up north? Chicken/egg.

  14. Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    Does the north make them ugly, or do the ugly ones just happen to live up north? Chicken/egg.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    Does the north make them ugly, or do the ugly ones just happen to live up north? Chicken/egg.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    Does the north make them ugly, or do the ugly ones just happen to live up north? Chicken/egg.

  17. Posted by Last Man Standing | December 21, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings….

  18. Posted by Last Man Standing | December 21, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings….

  19. Posted by Last Man Standing | December 21, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings….

  20. Posted by Last Man Standing | December 21, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    It ain’t over till the fat lady sings….

  21. Posted by Yo Me | December 21, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    is that the closet bitch girl?

  22. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    Yeah I’m gonna have to tear up my CBS application.

  23. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    Yeah I’m gonna have to tear up my CBS application.

  24. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    Ha, hah. “Gonorrhea girls” at 4:50. You got that right, bitch.

  25. Posted by Jack | December 21, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Now I know why they sell so much heroin there.

  26. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    Lights off, loaded shotgun, 911 on speed dial, self defense.

  27. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    Lights off, loaded shotgun, 911 on speed dial, self defense.

  28. Posted by Thatguy | December 21, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    These things are rarely entertaining. Another to mock – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG6dSJia8Gw

  29. Posted by Fat Cow | December 21, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    Mooooooooooooo

  30. Posted by LTU | December 21, 2010 at 8:06 PM

    Hmmm…how do I tell this girl she’s unattractive without saying “You’re unattractive.”

    Oops. Nevermind

  31. Posted by LTU | December 21, 2010 at 8:06 PM

    Hmmm…how do I tell this girl she’s unattractive without saying “You’re unattractive.”

    Oops. Nevermind

  32. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    Sure, no one will regret being part of this two years down the line… or two weeks.

  33. Posted by 2StopShop | December 21, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    Correction: You are NOT so much better than her, Katie.

  34. Posted by Guest890 | December 21, 2010 at 9:21 PM

    Rhyming French with French = getting your MBA degree’s worth

  35. Posted by Jimmy | December 22, 2010 at 12:10 AM

    Poor business decision.

  36. Posted by Guest | December 22, 2010 at 2:12 AM

    ROR.

  37. Posted by Intellectual Masturbator | December 22, 2010 at 5:26 AM

    “Dress Barn.”

    Where do I even start with that?

  38. Posted by Reality | December 22, 2010 at 6:26 AM

    I think everyone who has posted thus far is a worthless human being

  39. Posted by History is a useless degree | December 22, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    ‘most of us could model if we wanted to’ — That is the greatest play on words, ever. I hope. If they meant “most of us could model’ means most of us know how to open excel…

  40. Posted by Radioactive Man | December 22, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

  41. Posted by A CBS Girl | December 22, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    I am one of the girls in this video and all I can say is: you’re going to regret those comments when I’m your boss. ;) Happy holidays!

  42. Posted by Er | December 22, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Unsurprisingly, No.

    Pre-pubescent females don’t usually attend b-school.

  43. Posted by Er | December 22, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Unsurprisingly, No.

    Pre-pubescent females don’t usually attend b-school.

  44. Posted by Er | December 22, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Unsurprisingly, No.

    Pre-pubescent females don’t usually attend b-school.

  45. Posted by Jack | December 22, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    I imagine there’s plenty of regret from the vast majority of males with whom you come in contact*.

    *Coyote Fuck

  46. Posted by Last Man Standing | December 22, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    yes, i would like to supersize that.

  47. Posted by Guest | December 22, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    i will no longer donate money to columbia business school.
    - cbs alumnus

  48. Posted by fail | December 23, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    And I thought the info session was 2.5 he’s of hell…

  49. Posted by Guest | December 31, 2010 at 1:07 AM

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