• 07 Dec 2010 at 2:42 PM

President Obama: Republicans Have Held The American People Hostage

By Bess Levin

And in America, we don’t negotiate with terrorists! Except for when we do! [RCP]

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by Schaivo | December 7, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    Brian: Peter, where’d you get that crack?
    Peter: I got it from blacks.
    Brian: …
    Peter: Yea, behind Black’s hardware store. There was a white guy sellin’ it.

  2. 2
    Posted by derp | December 7, 2010 at 8:36 PM

    GIMMIE BACK MY SON!

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | December 7, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    we’ve gotta hostage situation!

  4. 4
    Posted by Anon | December 7, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    LOL

  5. 5
    Posted by Anon | December 7, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    Harry Temple: What do you think?
    Jack: You’re the expert, I just work here.
    Harry Temple: Looks pretty solid.
    Jack: Anyone we know?
    Harry Temple: I don’t recognize the work, but he’s pro.
    [checks watch]
    Harry Temple: Oh, he’s cutting it close.
    Jack: I don’t like it.
    Harry Temple: What’s to like? Mac said we hold, so we hold.
    [Jack begins looking around; Harry thinks]
    Harry Temple: Alright, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with a hostage. He’s using her for cover. He’s almost to a plane. You’re one hundred feet away.
    [Jack doesn't respond]
    Harry Temple: Jack?
    Jack: Shoot the hostage.
    Harry Temple: What?
    Jack: Take her out of the equation. Go for the good wound and he can’t get to the plane with her. Clear shot.
    Harry Temple: You’re deeply nuts, you know that? “Shoot the hostage.”
    [chuckles]
    Jack: Harry, this is wrong. He’s gonna blow it anyway.
    Harry Temple: Why?
    Jack: I don’t know, gut feeling.
    Harry Temple: Yeah, well, right now Mac outranks your gut. So we sit.
    Jack: How much you think that elevator weights?
    Harry Temple: Jack, come on!
    Jack: Maybe we can do something about those hostages.
    Harry Temple: We’re not gonna shoot em right?

  6. 6
    Posted by Calves2Die4 | December 7, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    Barry: Jesus, this is a nice limo!
    Harry Spottswoode: Yes it is, now suck my cock, Barry.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anon | December 7, 2010 at 9:07 PM

    kill yourself. or at least stop commenting.

  8. 8
    Posted by Homosaurus | December 7, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    Examine your foreskin.

  9. 9
    Posted by Calves2Die4 | December 7, 2010 at 9:21 PM

    Yes?

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | December 7, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    hey Gilmore…you ssssssuuuuck!

  11. 11
    Posted by I remain curious | December 7, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    I’m wondering if he would consider it terrorism or “hostage taking” if someone used, say, the imprimatur of Authority to do something completely in contravention of actual law, like forcing legitimate, secured creditors in a bankruptcy to take a discount while subordinate classes of stakeholders retained a portion of their claims.

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | December 7, 2010 at 10:51 PM

    Bess – i think it’s time you and I had a chat. sumbit to the dark side. join me in the GOP and we can rule the universe.

    -D. Cheney

  13. 13
    Posted by AFKABHO | December 7, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    “And I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar, we talk to these folks because they potentially…have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick”

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