During a rainstorm in Washington in early 2009, amid the furor over Wall Street’s post-bailout bonuses, an American International Group employee pulled out an umbrella that had the insurer’s name on it. “Somebody came by, grabbed the umbrella and broke it,” said AIG Chief Executive Robert Benmosche, who added that the attacker told the employee to engage in a sexual act impossible to perform on oneself. [Reuters]

Comments (17)

  1. Posted by covey 01 | December 21, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    Now that would make for a great stocking stuffer!

  2. Posted by InfiniteGuest | December 21, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    I think you’ll find it in the R’s.

  3. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    Impossible is nothing.

    A Vayner

  4. Posted by Banker | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Anyone know whats currently for sale at AIG?

    Seems like their mortgage unit (United) and some other bits (Travel) could be of interest

  5. Posted by Banker | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Anyone know whats currently for sale at AIG?

    Seems like their mortgage unit (United) and some other bits (Travel) could be of interest

  6. Posted by Banker | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Anyone know whats currently for sale at AIG?

    Seems like their mortgage unit (United) and some other bits (Travel) could be of interest

  7. Posted by Banker | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Anyone know whats currently for sale at AIG?

    Seems like their mortgage unit (United) and some other bits (Travel) could be of interest

  8. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Emmerson: From impossible to already done.

  9. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Emmerson: From impossible to already done.

  10. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Emmerson: From impossible to already done.

  11. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Emmerson: From impossible to already done.

  12. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Emmerson: From impossible to already done.

  13. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Emmerson: From impossible to already done.

  14. Posted by Self Oralizer | December 21, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t at least try.

  15. Posted by Adf | December 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    “the attacker told the employee to engage in a sexual act impossible to perform on oneself.”

    the dutch rudder?

  16. Posted by Adf | December 21, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    “the attacker told the employee to engage in a sexual act impossible to perform on oneself.”

    the dutch rudder?

  17. Posted by Guest | December 21, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    “the attacker told the employee to engage in a sexual act impossible to perform on oneself”

    Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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