The last month or so has not been the best of times for Phil Falcone. Harbinger Capital’s flagship is down, Goldman Sachs, Blackstone and some others have pulled their money, investors have been giving him shit for borrowing $113 million from one of his funds (where redemptions had been frozen) in order to pay personal taxes, he had to put up his art as collateral to borrow even more cash (for what, it’s unclear), he’s being investigated by the SEC and Wilbur, the family’s dancing pig, has been such a god damn bitch. He told the Times none of this is any way a big deal (“The last thing I’m thinking about in the morning is whether I have a cash-flow problem,” he said) and now, he’s be forced to defend his liquidity again. This time, with regard to the mortgage he took out on his house over the summer, after buying it for $49 million in cash.

According to documents filed with the New York City Department of Finance, Mr. Falcone and his wife took out a $22.5 million mortgage on their upper-east side townhouse this summer. According to the documents, the Falcones received the 30-year adjustable-rate mortgage, at an initial interest rate of 2.357%, from Citi Mortgage on May 20, 2010. It is the only mortgage on the home, located on East 67th St. The Falcones bought 27-room mansion in 2008 for a reported $49 million in cash — making it the second most expensive home ever sold in Manhattan. The Falcones spent more than a year renovating the home, formerly owned by Penthouse Magazine founder Bob Guccione.

In a statement, a spokesman for Mr. Falcone said “This is a normal ordinary course mortgage financing on Mr. Falcone’s home that was completed seven months ago and has no relevance to Harbinger Capital Partners’ business or its investors.”

So get off his ass! Rather than suggest Phil or Harbinger Capital are having money problems we should 1) applaud him for his creativity (obviously the rationale was to borrow at 3%, invest it, make 10% and pocket the difference) and 2) preemptively THANK him for the nice things** he’s going to buy everyone with the return on the money.

**Your very own Wilburs, which do not come cheap.

Comments (14)

  1. Posted by W. Falcone | December 14, 2010 at 9:57 PM

    Hey – that new Golden Trough ain’t gonna pay fer itself.

    Yeah, I can type too. What of it?

  2. Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2010 at 10:09 PM

    True story: I was in line behind Phil at Agway when he was buying feed for Wilbur and they declined his TD Bank Debit Card.

  3. Posted by 5am | December 14, 2010 at 10:10 PM

    Chill, it’s only a Citi mortgage. Plenty more where that came from…

  4. Posted by Wilburdahog | December 14, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    can you say…. tailspin

  5. Posted by <3 my Chase | December 14, 2010 at 10:45 PM

    He must have pulled out his Chase card next then? I hear those are “as good as Gold”?

  6. Posted by xel | December 14, 2010 at 10:46 PM

    hedging against inflation, the guy is a GENIUS! Phil, we’d like to have you pop by for an interview this week.

    -DE Shaw

  7. Posted by Fmr LEH Quant | December 14, 2010 at 10:48 PM

    You know pig tails really aren’t that curly, right?

  8. Posted by Fmr LEH Quant | December 14, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    ^ Fmr LEH Quant

  9. Posted by Supraman | December 14, 2010 at 11:50 PM

    Kinda random it I can’t hear the word “tailspin” without think of the semi-lame Disney cartoon with Balloo the Bear.

  10. Posted by Guest | December 15, 2010 at 1:51 AM

    I’ll be there!

    -PF

  11. Posted by PayDayLoner | December 15, 2010 at 2:02 AM

    What? No Cash Advance Americas where he lives?

  12. Posted by History is a useless degree | December 15, 2010 at 2:40 AM

    how was it semi-lame?

  13. Posted by WorldClassMeshugganahCunt | December 15, 2010 at 5:18 AM

    we know of two hedgies marrying latinas… what about a black?

    - Stedman G.

  14. Posted by BossHawg | December 16, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    hey… what… THE PIG IN CHARLOTTES WEB IS NAMED WILBUR!!11!1!11

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